Star Wars 7 shit talk

http://www.starwars.com/news/christopher-miller-and-phil-lord-to-helm-han-solo-anthology-film

I worry these guys are spreading themselves too thin

hopefully starring channing tatum and jonah hill as chewbacca and han solo, respectively.

i kind of like the idea of a million "star wars" films made in widely varying styles and tones

maybe gaspar noe can make a film about the fleshpits of tatooine

david cronenberg can make one about people who like to have sex while crashing spaceships into each other

etc

this is gonna be like the marvel films shortly where i'm three behind isn't it

And you can re-create the plot of the ones you missed by mashing action figures together.

"hopefully starring channing tatum and jonah hill as chewbacca and han solo, respectively."

this would be amazing

reverse that and I'll buy tickets right now

:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY

kinda hilarious how almost every line of that seems like they had to quickly cut away to omit an "... unlike the prequels!"

I have high hopes, I guess, but JJ Abrams often disappoints. At least Damon Lindelof is not involved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5W8EBHNsLc

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/star-wars-force-awakens-storm-6218981

Big article and tons of photos in EW. Maybe they're sort-of-kind-of doing the Jacen Solo story after all?

Remember how we eventually learned that “Darth” is not a first name, but a kind of title? It appears the surname “Ren” is something similar.

“He is a character who came to the name Kylo Ren when he joined a group called the Knights of Ren,” Abrams says. But that’s as far as the writer-director will go. What are the Knights of Ren? You’re going to have to wait until Dec. 18 to find out.

“He is not your prototypical mustache-twirling bad guy,” Abrams offers. “He is a little bit more complex than that, and it was a great joy to work with Adam Driver on this role, because he threw himself into it in a deep and remarkable way.”

There are many implications to this piece of Kylo Ren’s history. If he had a different name before aligning with these mysterious knights, maybe we’ve heard it before. Maybe we know… his parents?

We’re definitely going to have to wait for that.

No mustache-twirling bad guys pls the Star Wars are known for their subtle and nuanced villains. /s

The second trailer has my hopes up but Abrams is generally such a hack and while pretty good at setup, he's so terrible at finishing stories.

I thought Darth was short for Dark Lord of the Sith

Scholars disagree on that, apparently.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a6/93/eb/a693ebb7701057438691a3e9ca459055.jpg

Kylo Ren's facemask looks like an aluminum can to me, but otherwise the released shots look pretty cool.

I like it, resembles a 30's pulp villain or something.

I'm genuinely impressed with the look of what we've seen in trailers so far.

Colin Tervorrow confirmed to direct Episode IX

that name is extremely difficult to type for some reason

That's his Jedi name, right?

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/08/rogue-one-cast-photo-d23-1024x682.jpg

Are you ready for Star Wars to be completely drained of all color?

For a photo shoot, perhaps, but all the trailer footage we've seen indicates the opposite.

that's from Rogue One

glad to see Connect Four exists in the Star Wars universe

oh and Mads Mikkelsen's in it

Donnie Yen!!!

xxp pretty sneaky, Sith

i just liked that post 5000 times in my mind

Lol phil

itt: Phil D. justifies the existence of ILX

omg

One day we shall see the cinematic representation of Kyle Katarn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0

yessss

hahahahahahaha

Take it to Star Wars 6 shit talk.

idg phil joke :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsfiqAdSW0

lol I remember it more from this @ 1:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UalV4ThhQQM

Oh yep

Man, I should have known not to google "what was up with that werewolf in the star wars cantina" and expect any fewer than 40 paragraphs.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lak_Sivrak

ok I won't ruin it for anyone but died laughing just now reading about wolfy's romance w/ dice ibegon as fugitives from the empire, w/ ibegon dying at the battle of hoth and wolfy fighting on to honor her memory and then wondering 'wait, which one was dice ibegon?' and finding out that 'o, that was dice ibegon.'

Hot werewolf on lamprey action.

The survivors of the Battle of Endor held a victory party along with the local species, the Ewoks. During it, a ghost-like, semi-transparent, bright Force spirit of Lak Sivrak met Dice Ibegon's. They joined, paw in tail, and walked to meet three other friends [Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda] that were waiting for them.[3] Ibegon and Sivrak were together again, their spirits shining in the Force.[1]

The spaces just off-camera in the original trilogy must be crammed with expanded universe plots.

i feel like creators of expanded universe stories were using star wars as an outlet for their intensely weird fantasies

I had Tales from the Cantina or w/e and the bounty hunter short story collection when they came out. There were... some interesting ones.

There is some weird species that looks humanoid but has tendrils that allow them to drink brains. The inner dialogue of that dude was mostly talking about the "soup" of others, meaning... brain juices.

ugh ugh

This dude:

http://www.starwars.jp/wiki/images/5/58/Dannik_Jerriko.jpg

Haha, yeah, this dude:

http://www.ffurg.com/casting_call/25th/jerriko.jpg

The tendrils are supposed to grow out of their cheeks. Later, the comics writers and EU writers used them a lot: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anzat_(species)