Star Wars 7 shit talk

No mustache-twirling bad guys pls the Star Wars are known for their subtle and nuanced villains. /s

The second trailer has my hopes up but Abrams is generally such a hack and while pretty good at setup, he's so terrible at finishing stories.

I thought Darth was short for Dark Lord of the Sith

Scholars disagree on that, apparently.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a6/93/eb/a693ebb7701057438691a3e9ca459055.jpg

Kylo Ren's facemask looks like an aluminum can to me, but otherwise the released shots look pretty cool.

I like it, resembles a 30's pulp villain or something.

I'm genuinely impressed with the look of what we've seen in trailers so far.

Colin Tervorrow confirmed to direct Episode IX

that name is extremely difficult to type for some reason

That's his Jedi name, right?

http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2015/08/rogue-one-cast-photo-d23-1024x682.jpg

Are you ready for Star Wars to be completely drained of all color?

For a photo shoot, perhaps, but all the trailer footage we've seen indicates the opposite.

that's from Rogue One

glad to see Connect Four exists in the Star Wars universe

oh and Mads Mikkelsen's in it

Donnie Yen!!!

xxp pretty sneaky, Sith

i just liked that post 5000 times in my mind

Lol phil

itt: Phil D. justifies the existence of ILX

omg

One day we shall see the cinematic representation of Kyle Katarn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0

yessss

hahahahahahaha

Take it to Star Wars 6 shit talk.

idg phil joke :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsfiqAdSW0

lol I remember it more from this @ 1:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UalV4ThhQQM

Oh yep

Man, I should have known not to google "what was up with that werewolf in the star wars cantina" and expect any fewer than 40 paragraphs.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lak_Sivrak

ok I won't ruin it for anyone but died laughing just now reading about wolfy's romance w/ dice ibegon as fugitives from the empire, w/ ibegon dying at the battle of hoth and wolfy fighting on to honor her memory and then wondering 'wait, which one was dice ibegon?' and finding out that 'o, that was dice ibegon.'

Hot werewolf on lamprey action.

The survivors of the Battle of Endor held a victory party along with the local species, the Ewoks. During it, a ghost-like, semi-transparent, bright Force spirit of Lak Sivrak met Dice Ibegon's. They joined, paw in tail, and walked to meet three other friends [Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda] that were waiting for them.[3] Ibegon and Sivrak were together again, their spirits shining in the Force.[1]

The spaces just off-camera in the original trilogy must be crammed with expanded universe plots.

i feel like creators of expanded universe stories were using star wars as an outlet for their intensely weird fantasies

I had Tales from the Cantina or w/e and the bounty hunter short story collection when they came out. There were... some interesting ones.

There is some weird species that looks humanoid but has tendrils that allow them to drink brains. The inner dialogue of that dude was mostly talking about the "soup" of others, meaning... brain juices.

ugh ugh

This dude:

http://www.starwars.jp/wiki/images/5/58/Dannik_Jerriko.jpg

Haha, yeah, this dude:

http://www.ffurg.com/casting_call/25th/jerriko.jpg

The tendrils are supposed to grow out of their cheeks. Later, the comics writers and EU writers used them a lot: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Anzat_(species)

xp

"...she then turned to him and seductively offered to buy him a drink..."

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dice_Ibegon?file=Dice_ibegon.jpg

http://rpggamer.org/uploaded_images/Lamproid1.GIF

hubba hubba

Ultimate derp face.

Face like a goatse.

http://io9.com/look-whos-wielding-lukes-lightsaber-in-this-brand-new-f-1726961238

She eventually met Lak Sivrak—known to most as only Sivrak—a secretive Shistavanen Wolfman fugitive who had slain a group of Imperial troops. Although he and Ibegon had markedly different body structures, Sivrak found the Lamproid extremely attractive, and Ibegon made efforts to seduce him, buying the Shistavanen a drink and inviting him to sit with her.

DON'T. BE. SCARED. cuz i'm [not] yr body tyyYYYyype

also i love the passport-style photo and matter-of-fact caption a third of the way down the dice ibegon article

I need a script to remove wookieepedia links because I will go down a wormhole/Sarlacc pit and spend all day reading about fuckin Hammerhead's adventures as an intergalactic pimp or whatever.

i miss the pre-rerelease pre-internet days when i thought star trek fans were much bigger nerds than star wars fans

At what age did you have access to Usenet?

http://www.theverge.com/2015/9/3/9253461/star-wars-bb8-droid-toy-video-price-release-date