― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 September 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
This reminds me of some sketches which were filmed but got cut out at the last minute, and subsequently wiped - "Choreographed Party Political Broadcast", something about a sculptor and his big nosed subject, and a thing about bees and businessmen (I think I completely misremembered that one). Just the scripts and a couple of production stills are all that exists of them now.
Also, has anyone here ever heard of the infamous "Wee-Wee Sketch"? Apparently it was written but it never got filmed, as the censors forbade it. It was about a couple at a restaraunt trying out wines, which are all actually urine.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
Thought I saw that sketch, but I could be thinking of the restaurant sketch instead, where the guy eats so much, he throws up everywhere.
(It's OK to show that, but not glasses of wee? Odd moral bent.)
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
YESSS!!!! Can it get any better than that?!
― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
My Python geekery is shining especially brightly on this thread.
― Chris P (Chris P), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
Isn't the beauty of Python that it allows for happy juvenile geekdom too, though?
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 6 September 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 6 September 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Saturday, 6 September 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
The Simpsons, The Day Today, Tommy Cooper, Morecambe and Wise, Wayne's World, Police Squad, Blackadder, early Friends.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 7 September 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
One edit I always found curious in the versions I have (which are some kind of US VHS ones done in the late 80s) - the sketch where the black spot appeared on the guys face. In the original showing they apparently said he died of cancer. In the copy I have it is dubbed over (very badly and obviously - on purpose?) with the word "gangrene" which is absurd.
I dont know if the dubbing was a BBC thing or a US thing... *consults her 200 years of python book* Ah it was a BBC thing. Which word is used in the box sets? I'd like to buy the DVDs but now I'm dubious if it is true they're poor prints...
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 September 2003 00:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
This is very interesting.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Monday, 8 September 2003 10:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 8 September 2003 10:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 September 2003 10:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
Most consistent/coherent Python show was the one with Palin as the cyclist, more or less parodying himself 20 years later (Pole to Pole etc.), which probably remains funny because it doesn't get rerun that often.
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 8 September 2003 11:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
I don't know how accurate this is, or if this is actually true - but I recently read that Thames offered to produce Monty Python in 1969, and planned it as a 45 minute show in a primetime slot. For some reason Thames couldn't commit themselves to doing the show until 1971 and so they went with the BBC. Again, I'm not sure if this is true, as I'm sure I remember something about them being with the BBC from day one but it's an interesting "what-if" story, anyway.
Most consistent/coherent Python show was the one with Palin as the cyclist
Mr Pither's Cycling Tour. Very good that - with Terry Jones losing his memory and thinking he's Clodagh Rogers, and then Lenin.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Monday, 8 September 2003 13:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Pither! What a stroke of luck to find you again!"
"Well, yes and no..."
the Jesus on the telephone poles thing is BIZARRE.
I remember for the LONGEST time being utterly befuddled by the brief clip of the animation of that showing in the 'episode recap' and trying to pause the videotape just so so I could read it.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 September 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick H, Monday, 8 September 2003 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Myron Kosloff, Monday, 8 September 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Wonderful book, picked up a republication when I was 16 or so. Very goofy and ridiculous. The Famous Five parody is absolutely stellar.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 8 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 8 September 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
Annoying how the BBC has lost so much wonderful old footage - Goodies, python, dr who etc.
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 8 September 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
"To save time, I will continue in English ..."
― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 02:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-806332_1,00.html
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 12 September 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 12 September 2003 19:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
(not even sure why I care at this point though, slow day at work obviously)
― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 12 September 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/sotcaa/python.html
The above link is of a truly incredible website that examines the production of the shows, movies and records, with fantastically detailed examinations of various edits, out-takes, alternate versions of episodes/records, acres of quotes from actual rehearsal scripts featuring - yes! - the Wee-Wee Sketch in full, along with a great big press archive dating back to the very first article ever written about Python in the Radio Times in 1969! It is wonderful and I have spent virtually the whole evening reading it.
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Monday, 6 October 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
My penile warts, your herpes my syphilitic sores Your moenelial infection how I miss you more and more You dobie's itch, my scrumpox our lovely gonorrhea At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochetes met mine.
Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis, Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee. My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw You might have been infected but you never were a bore I'm dying of your love my love I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down.
"Medical Love Song," I salute you.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 May 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link
One story: when King Arthur crossed the rope bridge, it was actually an extra, as Graham was suffering from the shakes and couldn't really perform that day.
Cleese fought to play Brian in TLOB, but he was shouted down. Eric Idle wrote strictly on his own, and out of all five, he's the only one who comes across as a primadonna and an arrogant jerk. He seems to despise Cleese with a passion, and always blames Cleese for any trial or tribulation suffered by the group, usually contradicting all four of the other pythons.
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 September 2006 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link
This--and I know you're just paraphrasing--is fucking brilliant.
― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 15 September 2006 10:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 September 2006 10:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 15 September 2006 10:19 (eighteen years ago) link
ask neil innes!
agreed!
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 15 September 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link
In Idle's defence, he was responsible for one of the great TOTP performances - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" where he systematically demolished the stage set.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 September 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link
Very pleasant and likeable, in the same way Palin's travelogues are very pleasant and likeable. Jones and Palin are still very good friends, I believe.
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Friday, 15 September 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link