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I was half right about the current law:

At common law “drugging” would generally be treated as a form of causing real injury. There is, according to Gordon, no reported instance of a charge of drugging without an ulterior intent such as theft, but various older texts, including Alison, Macdonald and Anderson are all of the view that stupefaction without an ulterior intent would be unlawful.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 4 December 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

So that's your drugging career over then. Oh well. Time to find a new perfect crime.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 4 December 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

or courting technique

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 4 December 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

I've just had a long and apologetic voicemail from Phil, who asked me to pass on his message to those concerned. As for me, I would like to apologise to Cozen for snuggling up to him and making him sick. And for doubting his expertise in the law.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

GLASGOW CAN FUCK OFF. HORRIBLE FUCKING PLACE.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

(because I work there and I don't want to have to go in tomorrow because I hate it)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

(I am drunk and feeling sorry for myself)

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

snuggling up to him and making him sick

coo, the things you miss when you're at the citizens' with a six-year-old watching "charlotte's web" (which, incidentally, is astonishing and joyous and beautiful).

a painfully contrite phil asked me by e-mail to mention that he's not a complete knobhead. i can vouch for that: he really isn't. even though i get the impression he behaved like one last night.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

[sits very still and doesn't say much ever again]

― stet (stet), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

mooro-ver: i understand i met mooro on friday and didn't realise! apologies. i really am a tool.

my addled brane just remembers lucy saying: "something someone ILX somewhere" and me going: "TOP I SHALL BUY MORE BEER" and then having to make up the round on the spot at the bar because i couldn't remember what anybody wanted.

next time i shall try to have enough functioning brain cells to actually talk, mooro.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Sunday, 4 December 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, every time I open this thread I get more convinced it is my destiny to end up at home like a big no-mates loser whilst the rest of the world has large amounts of fun.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

go to the citz and watch "charlotte's web", ailsa! you won't regret it. whereas i do, frequently, regret consuming vast amounts of alcohol.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

best bit was turning up at the door of the RAFA club with grimly fiendish in tow, this wizened 1950s fighter ace opening the door, peering at us, and calmly saying "oho it's the tall one and the short one. Yous had better come in then".

I can't actually remember anything else, right enough. Except scoffing lots of Celebrations.

― stet (stet), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

Why does everyone keep apologising? You were all fun. Ta.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

I had fun. Elsewhere.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 5 December 2005 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

I hurt my knee

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 5 December 2005 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

weird; I hurt my knee too

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 5 December 2005 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

I have a big bruise on my shin, just below the knee.

― stet (stet), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I outrank you

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

mine was dislocation

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 5 December 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

i'm actually going to be in nyc on nye. very last minute. can optimo be moved?

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 5 December 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

No need to apologise, Mr Fiendish. All was explained by Mädchen, with a bit of giggling & liberal use of the word "wankered".

You bought me the right drink, as well!

― Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

there was definitely an "-ed" on the end of the "wanker"?

i'm frankly astonished by getting the right drink. wow! good to meet you, anyway: i look forward to doing it again, properly.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

By the way, Mooro, I don't know if anyone mentioned it but that was a nice t-shirt you were wearing.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

And Grimly, I think the worst thing I said about you involved the words 'fluffy' and 'sideburns'.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

girls aloud, tomorrow

I'm going to tell them I did my knee in dancing to all their songs and they will kiss me

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Mooro, were you up? You should've said...

― KeefW (kmw), Monday, 5 December 2005 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

RJG, hold out for a massage.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 5 December 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

Lauren, aww.

I have no major injuries, as yet.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

I wanted to see girls aloud, i didn't.

― jeffrey (johnson), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

Mädchen, I seem to recall someone commenting favourably on my t-shirt, presumably because of its impeccable post-rock credentials. Possibly another member of the "wankered" group?

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

glasgow's gay

― bato (bato), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

GlasGAY, as any fule no.

Mooro, that was Phil, of apology fame.

They were meant to start giving me a new bathroom today :(

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

^ that wasn't me.

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hoho, you couples and your shared computer usage!

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Woopsy.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I am in Glasgow this weekend. It is going to be exiting, for me. And maybe for you too if you chose to come out and play. So, this weekend's feature is 'Lara in Glasgow: Arriving Friday, Leaving Monday and Open to Suggestion'.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Watch Ally wiggle his arse and sing some songs!

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Lara, did your phone die? Or did the phone company just cancel your account when the call reached €100?

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

it'll be nice to meet you, lara

: )

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh and haha well done to rangers!!

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

(not that the call was long, I just mean international mobile to mobile)

Rangers are funny.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I agree; a bunch of weirdoes

― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

YES.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Lara, one of your Friendster photos is shocking.

― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

fucken football fannies

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, I had a selection of comedy Rangers-related text messages all ready to send you tonight. Sadly, I never got to use any of them.

Right now, on VH1 Classic, they are playing the video for Wide Boy by Nik Kershaw. This is, right now, the greatest thing in the world.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday, I tried the following things in Glasgow -

Coffee in Tinderbox on Byres Road.
Exhibition at the CCA
Burger & Ginger Beer in Mono
The Necropolis at Sunset
Ku Klux Klan Exhibition at St. Mungo's Museum.
Awesome cider at Babbity Bowsers.

― hmmm (hmmm), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

not bad!

what did you make of the KKK exhibition?

heads up: free cinema tonight

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

... and of the dali?

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

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