Star Wars 7 shit talk

Vader kills half of his officers.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

i know! in star wars he's this kinda free agent muscle that tarkin let's off the leash, in rotj he's a chump but in empire he manages this total scary fucking relentless powerful evil that will outsmart you at every turn at cloud city while also being horrible at management. he's basically jordan and all those officers are kwame brown.

vader often mordantly funny in empire. pray i don't alter it any further.

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and Lando touches his throat -- Vader sending the faintest of Force squeezes.

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so pro

i know! in star wars he's this kinda free agent muscle that tarkin let's off the leash

from what I know of the published slash fic this is kinda what happened: the Emperor's top officer killed erased the line between military and this helmeted dude with the sorcerer's ways. At that point he officially became second in command.

also love how in ESB Vader completely loses interest in Leia after obsessing over her plans in the previous movie.

rots is awful but i did like seeing some dude at the end that was supposed to be muppet baby tarkin

My dad fucking lied to me when I first watched Empire as like an 8 year old and said that Hamill's hand really got lopped off in the film and they gave him a prosthetic but he didn't care cos he was rich now

he was rich in the Force

Way off-topic and late to the preview game but is Luke's lightsaber basically Excalibur/the One Ring in this next chapter?

the only star wars macguffin that matters

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one thing that's so weird about the incest thing is the luke-leia kiss and 'no, there is another' were in the SAME movie. like dude work that out. it's not like there was that much romantic tension between luke and leia in star wars to overcome (it was obv as hell the pirate and the princess would end up together).

also worth noting how the movies save Vader's lightsaber prowess for epic duels. When I was a kid this stoked anticipation ("when's he using it? when's he using it?").

lol smell the glove

NO disintegrations.

i think the reason ROTS (being the 'darkest' of the three prequels) infuriated me so much is that it took a huge shit on Vader's mystique. After years of speculation and hypothesizing about the myriad of events that actually led Anakin to become Vader, he find out the little whiny fucker joined the dark side cos he had a coupla bad dreams

Don't forget purple lipstick

kenobi talking abt the clone wars in the og trilogy was this wonderful hinting at a grand history, seeing it depicted was like taking a time machine to a bad day at hot topic in 1999.

It's funny since Star Wars seems to be the most unashamedly self-cannibalizing nowadays.

did you see the last Star Trek movie?

One of the really effective bits for me in Jedi was when Luke finally snaps and just starts wailing away at Vader. We finally see him be a warrior.

The film opening with the shot of him in a cloak building his lightsaber would have improved things.

Unfortunately, Marquand died before he could do his commentary track.

Man it's weird watching the cut footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1qyXxLIXLw

did you see the last Star Trek movie?

i didn't, bcz it was made by some unimaginative canniabalistic hater

And heeeeeeere's more Lobot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQEiNJnkQAw&t=10m36s

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/legostarwars/images/c/c1/Lobot_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121216171718

Star Trek Into Darkness is such a garbage movie

i didn't, bcz it was made by some unimaginative canniabalistic hater

Pretty much, yeah

Also, go to 10:35 in that ESB vid I posted for the Lobot. ILX doesn't like YT timecodes.

Also good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cLRKVT2IHg

one thing that's so weird about the incest thing is the luke-leia kiss and 'no, there is another' were in the SAME movie. like dude work that out. it's not like there was that much romantic tension between luke and leia in star wars to overcome (it was obv as hell the pirate and the princess would end up together).

Luke's sister was originally meant to be a new character, who was named in Leigh Brackett's draft of the Empire script (Vader wasn't Luke's father at this point either). They only decided on using Leia during the writing of ROTJ

from what I know of the published slash fic this is kinda what happened: the Emperor's top officer killed erased the line between military and this helmeted dude with the sorcerer's ways. At that point he officially became second in command.

In the new canon the opposite has happened - the Emperor summons him and explains that he's second only to him in the Force, but he's also the highest-ranking survivor of the biggest military disaster in history, so he'll be reporting to General Arsehole for the forseeable.

What's with all these 'actor posts reaction on internet' vids? Seems a bit set up to me.

they are actors tbf

I mean set up by the general production team, or marketing gimmick etc

.. they're kids. Kids do this stuff a lot.

Having read John Boyega's Twitter for a while, I have no doubt that reaction was real and unprompted. He's a fanboy who got into the franchise and couldn't be more excited.

I wonder if there's a Star Wars torrent release in which someone took out any bad changes George Lucas made for the special edition/dvd/Blu-ray releases of Star Wars and edited in deleted scenes or music that should of been kept.

There is! Google the "despecialized" editions

Nice

They're pretty amazing pieces of work. HD too

yeah they're youths, youths post vids of their reaction to everything. harrison ford did something similar- http://youtu.be/4aDFeFwxymA

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There's a ton of bootleg recut SW movies out there. My faves are the one that smooshes the prequels into one long movie minus most of the garbage and Jar Jar-ing and the grindhouse version of ANH (featuring blood and '70s music).

so i know we've moved on but just for the record:

Empire >> Wrath of Khan >> Star Wars >>>>>>>>>>>>> Star Trek the Motion Picture >>> Return of the Jedi >>>>>> The Search for Spock

but obviously those could flop positions a lot based on whether one's feeling a star trek kinda movie or a star wars kinda movie. the voyage home would be above motion picture but not close to star wars - good disposable 80s comedy movie but come on. the final frontier would be down somewhere with masters of the universe.

it's tough. wrath of khan is a fantastic space drama with a brilliant tear-jerker finale, two giant-sized and deliciously hammy performances at the center, and yeah, really strong character relationships. it would be just as gripping as a stage play i think, and in fact a lot of it is really filmed like that: here are our characters talking. so if empire isn't shakespeare, it's so thrilling and so visually rich. almost every shot is iconic, almost every location overflows with the creativity of the team of people working on it. khan did not have the same kind of budget, obviously, but really most of it feels like an episode of the TV show, except for the botany bay sequence and the effects. i think that goes a long way in terms of which i'd rather spend an hour and a half looking at again. plus fisher/ford is a lot of fun to watch.

cool new poster for the imax release

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ktTXKcmS--/1483742385134576303.jpg

huh, who's the artist there?

that is supercool.

I'd be curious to rank the ST IV-VI and the prequels. Voyage home at the top obv, undiscovered country at #2 imo. Final frontier compared to the prequels would be a tough pick, a real Sophie's Choice for #3.

Dan Mumford xxp

http://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-the-force-awakens-theatrical-poster-first-look-in-theater-exclusives-and-more

http://www.dan-mumford.com/

The Empire Strikes Back is the best film that millions (and millions) of dollars can buy.

final frontier is shorter than any of the prequels, i'll give it that. and there are maybe two or three minutes scattered around where it seems like there might be something interesting in play in a hard sci-fi "asks the big questions" way as in prometheus. IIRC that's all immediately discarded for a really stupid mind-control story or something and then a big head throws rocks at them but again, only 106 minutes. i haven't seen it since i was a kid, which is also very much in its favor - the oppressive familiarity of the prequels from endless TV airings, always on in the background somewhere, ALWAYS on when i'm home at christmas, has made me basically loathe every single frame of footage.