Star Wars 7 shit talk

I feel like this is probably not an original statement, but a lot of what I love about Star Wars is just its success at hinting at a much larger and very real universe (or galaxy or w/e) of which the movies only scratch the surface. I think I find all the novels and encyclopediae and the like not only boring, but something I don't even want to touch, because I prefer retaining that sense of peering in and only getting a glimpse of the vastness. The cantina bar scene is a great example -- who the fuck are all these creatures? It doesn't really matter, yet they are all there, obviously from all different species and possibly planets, all part of some sort of seedy element -- smugglers, bounty hunters, maybe drug dealers, who knows? It's not interesting to me at all to find out, it's just interesting to me the way the scene creates an excellent illusion with limited resources.

yup

Ep V, we're suddenly on Hoth. What the fuck is Hoth? Where is it? Childhood me wonders. But it doesn't matter that much, it's a harsh, frozen place and presumably a good location for a rebel base for that reason. But at the same time, it's not just a set, it has its own animal life. Does that animal life really help advance the plot? Not exactly, it's only good for a couple of meh sub-episodes, but it helps flesh out Hoth as a place that feels real.

Lucas was just working through the seasons. Summer was covered with Tattooine, winter on Hoth, spring on Endor. Much of the action on The Force Awakens will take place on the leafy planet of Foliagea.

Judging from the trailer, we're getting all three seasons in one film. Desert, snow, lakeside greenery

They released a music-only edit of the trailer and it might actually be better than the one we saw Monday...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci0C8ggQWys

Something that always irked me was ... well, a couple of things. With a few exceptions, there seemed to be just one of every creature - one wookie, one greedo, one whatever. Stuff like Jawas excepted. And then also the specificity of some of the tech, like the AT-AT's, which seem like they were designed for Hoth and nothing else. Minor quibbles, obviously, compared to major quibbles.

There was a Greedo(Rodian) in Jabba's palace

seem like they were designed for Hoth and nothing else.

well it is an entire PLANET...

There are AT-ATs on Endor, they showed one in a zoomed-out view of the base

One wookiee? Someone forgot the holiday special!

Not to mention that scene shoehorned into the prequels where Yoda is surrounded by them and shouts out Chewbacca

Several Twi'lek in Jabba's palace

"these chainsaws and french fries and haikus and umbrellas... they seem like they were designed just for Earth and nowhere else"

but yeah the species do mix it up quite a bit, you don't get big hordes of wookies taunting hordes of humans etc (that we ever see, at least)

that said we are pretty much always in a non-family type environment - backwater trading outpost canteens, forward operating bases, etc - so it makes sense that we don't see what are the usual larger species groupings of these dudes

not to mention this dude's posse
http://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/databank_moncalamari_01_169_135967d9.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1560%2C878&width=768

lol yes

and Endor of course!

It's like going to a popular bar in a port of trade and wondering why there's one dude there from Brazil, one from China, and a bunch of locals.

and in ESB there's the briefest of glimpses of the AT-ST fighter that'll play a big part in the Endor battle.

I feel like this is probably not an original statement, but a lot of what I love about Star Wars is just its success at hinting at a much larger and very real universe (or galaxy or w/e) of which the movies only scratch the surface

Also not a very original observation, but this is one reason why the prequels sucked: in this allegedly vast and real universe the same 5 characters keep meeting up/being involved in everything important that happens; it makes the original films' rich texture feel very thin

when the bounty hunter in ROTJ turns out to be leia it's that hinted limitlessness that makes the reveal feel like such a miracle - like, out of all the bounty hunters in all the crappy gin joints in all the universe somehow leia has wound up here?? impossible

have disliked star wars since age 4

So you've hated it for 2 whole years?!?

Not enough references in SW to the demographic trends leading to rebel support in outer rim planets for gabbneb.

You should go harder on the German angle

He says, after soaking his extremities in ice water for no less than five minutes, followed by a generous treatment of aloe and petroleum jelly, and then taking the better part of an hour typing out 39 characters with digits covered in gauze

have disliked star wars since age 4

― it's not a tuomas (benbbag), Thursday, October 22, 2015 12:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You have trolled us for the last time, GABBNEB!

As someone who liked the pre-prequels extended universe more than the movies (the Thrawn trilogy esp) has anyone created a convoluted but convincing explanation as to how the Empire became the dominant power and the old, creaky, bureaucratic Empire in the span of 20 years?

The institution of a flat tax

I think it was just b/c the Old Republic was the dominant power, and it was usurped from within. Tarkin mentions that the Senate has been dissolved and regional governors now have direct control.

It always aggravated the shit out of me that S-Palp is so easily able to dupe everybody in all three films...

Prequels that is

Anakin's defection reduced to a moment of "ahh, fuck it..."

I mean Anakin was always spoken of in reverent terms in the original trilogy who lost his way to the Dark side....

And yet there isn't a moment in the prequels where he isn't a petulant hotheaded, selfish piece of shit that commits genocide in a village in a fit of anger and has extremely creepy obsession with Padme that she for no discernible reason reciprocates.

I know people are revered in death etc but they really shat on his character arc

There is not a single motivation anyone has in the prequels which make any sense.

You have trolled us for the last time, GABBNEB!

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, October 21, 2015 8:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm not trolling. the stormtroopers made me cry. a few years later, i was afraid of the stove at a place we spent the night on vacation because it looked like darth vader's helmet.

turns out i had a pretty good instinct about shitty fucking coca-cola/windows movies.

or you were a four year old that was scared of shit once

and an instinct for shitty fucking coca-cola/windows politicians

and an instinct for shitty fucking coca-cola/windows politicians

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:22 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

welcome to america. i'm not choosing what movie to see/band to like when i vote, the great category error of the alternative-favorers.

(i'll pass on the stupid misjudgment of people you don't know)

or you were a four year old that was scared of shit once

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:17 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or, you know, both

Thank you for taking the time to share your moral stance with us. You are both brave and an inspiration.

and have pointed out that you have been otm in this thread

which are you. don't believe me? ask you!

*you are. got me so upset I'm typing backwards

being scared of the villains in a movie isn't really "disliking" it imo

I had vivid nightmares about Sesame Street as a kid and I still watched the fuck out of it

(usually the Count, but weirdly had one w/ Grover and another with Big Bird)

really hoping this is all the setup to baggles declaring his intention to become a stormtrooper-themed superhero, to strike terror into the hearts of his enemies

i haven't been reading this thread because lol but the part in the trailer that made me cringe was mr. ren going "i will finish what you started" to vader's mask like wtf did vader start? did anyone alive at the end of ROTJ other than luke ever see him as more than just a prominent military leader? dude wasn't like spreading pamphlets about the dark side all over foreign planets or leading any seminars

He's planning a trip to the imperial VA to kill off any surviving officers

ren is supposed to be some sort of sith scholar/collector/obsessive, no?

he's going to lust after women that babysat him when he was young

kind of insane we learned absolutely nothing about the sith in the prequel trilogy.