Star Wars 7 shit talk

I don't know how I never noticed before seeing the gif upthread, but melted Palpatine totally looks like he has a penis for a head.

emperor palpatenis

I feel this

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/return-of-the-jedi-was-great-you-ewok-slandering-fools-1738290933

tbh I've always had a fondness for Jedi. It was the first one I saw in the theater & I was the perfect age to be sold on Ewoks & it has held up to rewatching. yeah it seems more obviously kid friendly watching now but it doesn't upset me. Plus Muir Woods!!! i think ppl / nerds get way more bunched up over Jedi than they need to

The best thing about ROTJ is how Luke's suddenly a badass jedi when he shows up at Jabba's

^^^ this. And I still laugh when Threepio gets insulted in some guttural droid language by the eyeball-thing at Jabba's door. Though the belch from
that toad monster right before that prefigures the poop n' fart "jokes" Lucas put in Phantom Menace. Bad Sign #1.

Jabba being all "gtfo bitchass Jedi" to Luke's mindtricks only to be hoist by his own petard and die anyway is classic.

Hope they laid off the poop jokes in this new one.

"I'll catch up with you guys later, gonna go drop off some goods at Tosche Station"

Gotta go drop off the younglings.

The whole Jabbas palace sequence of ROTJ is one of the best things in the whole trilogy. I'm also in the camp that its good fun and measures up reasonably well to the other two. Also the ewoks give us the great sequence of c3po telling the Star Wars story in ewok

i mean the Ewok bullshit kinda brings proceedings to a grinding halt but the opening 30 mins or so are really fucking exciting.

but I imagine anybody would be let down after Empire - esp when they bring back another Death Star for round 2

Vader saving Luke and then demasking for his son in his final moments = always makes me misty tho

Going back to TFA -- I have to admit being a little sad when I saw Chewie with a bandaged arm in the new trailer. Would prefer my fave character remain beyond harm :)

Also : Star Wars Rebels is knocking it out of the park three episodes in. The third episode of this new season is some of the best edited and directed animated TV I've seen in ages.

but I imagine anybody would be let down after Empire - esp when they bring back another Death Star for round 2

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, October 24, 2015 3:15 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah and it wasn't that impressive, it didn't blow up a planet just a couple starships. Lando and wedge when you really think about it just blew up some scaffolding, considering how it was half finished.

Ackbar took down that super star destroyer hardcore though damn

I love that nixon voiced fish thing

with Nien Nunb as John Dean

Jabba being all "gtfo bitchass Jedi" to Luke's mindtricks only to be hoist by his own petard and die anyway is classic.

― Hammer Smashed Bagels

lol yeah. Lucas doesn't even waste time -- Jabba waves Luke aside.

There are at least three belch jokes/beats in Jedi: the ILM/Henson crew-looking frog thing, Jabba himselft after space frog consumption, and the Sarlacc after Boba Fett goes in.

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6311609088/hACEA647F/

Oh yeah, and later in the film, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm1OaKO_fzw

Hahah fuck! I forgot those :)

I thought the Sarlacc belch was added in a "special edition" later. And Jabba's is at least in character.

I gotta see that despecialized edition

Jedi was cool w the forest, and yeah Jabba's stuff was cool.

But Darth Vader should've been James Earl Jones, or a crazy half robot half person, not just some pasty little guy in the suit.

Liked the Ewoks as a kid though, the Ewok movies got a lot of replay. A large part of what makes them tolerable is not speaking English.

Salacious Crumb > Jar Jar by miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6J5EqFXErE

What kind of music do you call that?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

I haven't watched any of these films in about 15 years, but that blue elephant thing from Return of the Jedi is still my favourite character from Star Wars (I'm sure it has a name, but I prefer to think of it as 'that blue elephant thing')

YES! Max Rebo Band for life

"the shape of jizz to come"
About 502 results (0.42 seconds)

"snuff jizz"
About 1,090 results (0.48 seconds)

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Palpatones

The Palpatones were a band formed from three former members of the Max Rebo Band, which split shortly after death of Jabba the Hutt, with whom they had been in an exclusive contract. Their name was a portmanteau on Palpatine and the word "tone".

Ah, along the line of the Hitlersonics.

How Lucas really ruined both musical sequences in ROTJ is beyond criminal.

^^^ might be exaggerating but original music million times better than his "redos".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

It's like holy shit wtf was he thinking? Is he not aware he is destroying the good things he did?

Disney is not against the comedic musical number.

want

https://mightyjabba.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/vintage_rebo_band_box1.jpg

It gets better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrOSuY12Rrs

Xp: I had that! Still have the keyboard somewhere.

burp at 1:36

the special edition burp at 5:42

the biggest issue I have is why does the sarlaac need a fucking piranha plant sitting in his mouth?

Just be glad he stopped revising them before it said "FEED ME, BOBA!"

http://i.imgur.com/o1hBCc9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kaqaApg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bwNq0vy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8dzl35l.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kfXnPoH.png
http://imgur.com/gallery/3IQQo

evidence of my Chewbacca/Leia child theory imo

The first Star Wars films I saw were the re-releases in 97. I think overall they are better than the original versions, including the ROTJ songs, from what I've seen on youtube.

^^^ result of over a decade of ilx challop research

Is that bit where Jabba/Han reprise the previous scene's Greedo/Han dialogue still in the redone version of Star Wars? Bc that ws The Worst, makes Jar Jar look like brilliance