start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Yeah a person I know did a GoFundMe or similar so she could go on a holiday to england. Unsuprisingly, she got a bit of blowback on that one.

(and moaned and whined about how cruel people were so of course then her faithful flocked around her instead).

I would totally do one if I thought I could get student loans paid off. I'd take all the blowback in the world to get that taken care of.

Sometimes when I think "those are normal life costs, man. and rent?" etc, I then think of those old ladies that feed huge dollar amounts into those fruit machines for no other reason than they are widowed, husband was some mega-exec and they literally have money to burn, and think "they might as well give it to someone that's had a tough month and is having problems paying rent or fixing a tyre or owt"

I then think of those old ladies that feed huge dollar amounts into those fruit machines for no other reason than they are widowed

Are you talking about slot machines?

yes. Same thing?

It's early in the morning here. I was trying to connect the fruit machines with a device that would give money to someone who's had a tough month.

abt to take credentialing exam, proctor waiting until the last second to start. why did i arrive an hr early i think im going to literally implode

'fruit machines' is so cute. i might gamble if they were called that.

I was trying to remember whether you could buy fruit from vending machines in countries where they spell it "tyre."

Thank you for the assistance, pp.

would you have understood if he'd said 'one armed bandit'?

(not that any of them have been lever operated since the 70s)

(unless you are in Ocean Beach, South Shields)

(but those only take tuppences)

most of those old biddies are straight up gambling addicts, handing what's left of their social security checks into those one-armed bandits because what else is there in life at this point

Can't wait for my dad to go back to Tunica so I can ask him how he did on the fruit machines.

"They're called slot machines."

"Yeah, with the cherries and everything. So did you win on the fruit machines?"

to reiterate, mark was very clear about what he was talking about. I was the one who somehow came up with this nonprofit redbox contraption with a "Giving Tree"-like logo in my mind.

Lol.

To be clear I contribute to GoFundMes for friends most of the tine.

It's just one or two people I know who seek just enough work to make their monthly bills, spend the rest at the club, and act shocked that sometimes unexpected expenses pop up.

My roommate did one for REGISTERING HIS CAR. he drove it without registering it for four months figuring nobody would notice til the condo towed it.

Next he'll do one for two ply tp

That extremely fluey feeling you get for days after getting a flu shot.

Is there a statute I'm unaware of dictating that the credit card readers at the checkout of a given business must be meaninglessly proprietary and function in a slightly different fashion than credit card readers in every other place of business? Can we maybe just agree on an SOP and eliminate the guesswork? It's like if every business had an unspoken standard for a particular way that paper currency had to be folded or passed before they would accept it as payment.

And, yes, I get that this is like the most maximally-petty IA ever. I can own that.

the closest grocery store to me had this series of hurdles i had to leap just to make a payment. first the cashier would ask me "credit or debit?" and i'd say credit, they'd hit a button and say go ahead, and i was then prompted to select...credit or debit. i had to then swipe my card, approve the amount, sign, etc.

the new amazon recommendation page is a bit odd. mine has, amongst the usual books and videos, the following categories:

Mobile Phones and Communications - seems to be mostly USB chargers
Portable Sound & Video - USB chargers and more
Vehicle Accessories - mainly usb chargers
Computers, Components & Accessories - chargers for usb

enough already

> That extremely fluey feeling you get for days after getting a flu shot.

not had this in any of the last 3 years. the first year it did feel like i'd been shot in the arm for about 2 days but i've never had flu symptoms.

That no fucking 7/11 near me ever fucking has the lo call Gatorade in big size...or more flavors than gwape

Drives me crazy that I have to push "cancel" to go into credit mode instead of debit.

There's also a fuel pump in the neighborhood that lights up a red light with the word "GO" on it when it's accepted your info.

lol... Kroger?

Targets here do that stupid cancel thing. Publix doesnt.

Having this extremely weirdly slow nosebleed: every 6 hours or so one nostril fills with semi-dried blood, gets emptied, starts again. My nose is as lazy as I am.

hell yes, wmc.

I mean, what the shit.

http://i.imgur.com/OLnptFM.jpg

(^^ not my pic.)

I'll never say anything again about white people taking pictures of their bagels: https://instagram.com/explore/tags/krogerfuelpoints/

Wow, I thought I was doing great when I got regular for 1.65 on Saturday. That person had to have redeemed hella fuel points on that tankful.
xp

Got it for $1.48, but hell, it was already $1.88 regular price.

Shoulda taken a picture, I know.

What's it like to live in 1986?

surprisingly good dialup speeds

Fuckin Tandy is on the fritz

Didn't know you knew Jessica.

Oh yeah. Back here in '86, she's just as spry as ever.

When people say (or articles propose) that "Old Movie/Novel has Become a Reality," ignoring the fact that the movie or novel was a satire or fictionalization of something that was already a reality at the time.

I get IA pretty much every time I hear a sudden loud noise. How dare you disturb my state of tranquility!

THat I only just heard that if you leave a credit card behind in a shop and don't find out until days later they may have destroyed it and not told anybody.
I guess it does avoid any chance that staff will disappear with it. & does seem to operate on the premise that if it was a legitimate card the owner would be back ion contact with them in a matter of hours.
I had thought they would return a lost card to the bank it was issued from, probably way out of date on that front.

BUt there must be people out there who only intermittently use the card in their pocket and therefore wouldn't miss it until too late.

Finding it odd that Channel 4's It Was Alright in the ..... whatever decade has Nigel Farrage as a talking head for no particular reason. Isn't that overly humanising a dodgy politician that should be kept as marginalised as possible?
Maybe I'm just watching overly trash tv

people who have their phones UP TO THEIR FACE yet talk on speaker, please die

cosign

when u order something online and they start sending u catalogs in the mail

people who have their phones UP TO THEIR FACE yet talk on speaker, please die

Close kin to the people who have conversations like so:

1) Hold phone up to face horizontally, shout directly into bottom of phone
2) Move phone around skull so bottom of phone is pointing directly at ear when other person is talking
3) Return phone to shouting position

yes that is actually what this person was doing! what the fuck!

and this girl was like 25 so i'm not buying the hard of hearing defense with which some brave captain will surely swoop in to save her

My kids have discovered Facetime.

Nothing like hanging out, socks up on the desk and looking at weird tumblr, when lo and behold, it's the floating head of my mother next to me, being held aloft by one of the brats.

1) Hold phone up to face horizontally, shout directly into bottom of phone
2) Move phone around skull so bottom of phone is pointing directly at ear when other person is talking
3) Return phone to shouting position

Is this some kind of "I wont get cancer this way, so there!" stupidity?

...which reminds me, my bf's kids mother wont let the 2 kids have phones, why because cancer. nrrrrgh.

Trying to woodturn in a limited space in a classroom with a lousy layout. So there's a not very wide space 3 or 4 feet deep that you're occupying and trying to coordinate holding a gouge properly to cut with. Other people keep trying to walk through the same space for no apparent reason, suddenly appearing inches away from you either in front or behind you and expecting you to move out of their way or jogging your elbow. So you can't concentrate on what you're trying to do.
Otherwise, bad enough that I keep catching the wood with the gouge as I try to take my hand away. Gouging a surface that I thought I'd mainly finished. So having to go back and trying to smooth off an area that now has a trench cut into it. Took up time I should have spent elsewhere and meant I totally reshaped what I was cutting.
Also sneezing for ages from the sawdust in the air. Or glasses steaming up when I put on a nose/mouth mask. There were points yesterday when I couldn't see at all.