start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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Next he'll do one for two ply tp

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link

That extremely fluey feeling you get for days after getting a flu shot.

Stevolende, Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

Is there a statute I'm unaware of dictating that the credit card readers at the checkout of a given business must be meaninglessly proprietary and function in a slightly different fashion than credit card readers in every other place of business? Can we maybe just agree on an SOP and eliminate the guesswork? It's like if every business had an unspoken standard for a particular way that paper currency had to be folded or passed before they would accept it as payment.

And, yes, I get that this is like the most maximally-petty IA ever. I can own that.

Trimming The Hegyes: The Life & Times Of A Sweathog's Barber (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 October 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

the closest grocery store to me had this series of hurdles i had to leap just to make a payment. first the cashier would ask me "credit or debit?" and i'd say credit, they'd hit a button and say go ahead, and i was then prompted to select...credit or debit. i had to then swipe my card, approve the amount, sign, etc.

nomar, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link

the new amazon recommendation page is a bit odd. mine has, amongst the usual books and videos, the following categories:

Mobile Phones and Communications - seems to be mostly USB chargers
Portable Sound & Video - USB chargers and more
Vehicle Accessories - mainly usb chargers
Computers, Components & Accessories - chargers for usb

enough already

koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

> That extremely fluey feeling you get for days after getting a flu shot.

not had this in any of the last 3 years. the first year it did feel like i'd been shot in the arm for about 2 days but i've never had flu symptoms.

koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

That no fucking 7/11 near me ever fucking has the lo call Gatorade in big size...or more flavors than gwape

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

Drives me crazy that I have to push "cancel" to go into credit mode instead of debit.

There's also a fuel pump in the neighborhood that lights up a red light with the word "GO" on it when it's accepted your info.

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

lol... Kroger?

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

Targets here do that stupid cancel thing. Publix doesnt.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link

Having this extremely weirdly slow nosebleed: every 6 hours or so one nostril fills with semi-dried blood, gets emptied, starts again. My nose is as lazy as I am.

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 October 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link

hell yes, wmc.

I mean, what the shit.

http://i.imgur.com/OLnptFM.jpg

(^^ not my pic.)

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 00:22 (nine years ago) link

I'll never say anything again about white people taking pictures of their bagels: https://instagram.com/explore/tags/krogerfuelpoints/

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link

Wow, I thought I was doing great when I got regular for 1.65 on Saturday. That person had to have redeemed hella fuel points on that tankful.
xp

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

Got it for $1.48, but hell, it was already $1.88 regular price.

Shoulda taken a picture, I know.

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 00:34 (nine years ago) link

What's it like to live in 1986?

si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

surprisingly good dialup speeds

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

Fuckin Tandy is on the fritz

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 30 October 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

Didn't know you knew Jessica.

nickn, Friday, 30 October 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

Oh yeah. Back here in '86, she's just as spry as ever.

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 13:29 (nine years ago) link

When people say (or articles propose) that "Old Movie/Novel has Become a Reality," ignoring the fact that the movie or novel was a satire or fictionalization of something that was already a reality at the time.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 30 October 2015 18:45 (nine years ago) link

I get IA pretty much every time I hear a sudden loud noise. How dare you disturb my state of tranquility!

brimstead, Friday, 30 October 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link

THat I only just heard that if you leave a credit card behind in a shop and don't find out until days later they may have destroyed it and not told anybody.
I guess it does avoid any chance that staff will disappear with it. & does seem to operate on the premise that if it was a legitimate card the owner would be back ion contact with them in a matter of hours.
I had thought they would return a lost card to the bank it was issued from, probably way out of date on that front.

BUt there must be people out there who only intermittently use the card in their pocket and therefore wouldn't miss it until too late.

Stevolende, Sunday, 1 November 2015 10:20 (nine years ago) link

Finding it odd that Channel 4's It Was Alright in the ..... whatever decade has Nigel Farrage as a talking head for no particular reason. Isn't that overly humanising a dodgy politician that should be kept as marginalised as possible?
Maybe I'm just watching overly trash tv

Stevolende, Sunday, 1 November 2015 23:23 (nine years ago) link

people who have their phones UP TO THEIR FACE yet talk on speaker, please die

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 November 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link

cosign

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link

when u order something online and they start sending u catalogs in the mail

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

people who have their phones UP TO THEIR FACE yet talk on speaker, please die

Close kin to the people who have conversations like so:

1) Hold phone up to face horizontally, shout directly into bottom of phone
2) Move phone around skull so bottom of phone is pointing directly at ear when other person is talking
3) Return phone to shouting position

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 01:44 (nine years ago) link

yes that is actually what this person was doing! what the fuck!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 November 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link

and this girl was like 25 so i'm not buying the hard of hearing defense with which some brave captain will surely swoop in to save her

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 November 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link

My kids have discovered Facetime.

Nothing like hanging out, socks up on the desk and looking at weird tumblr, when lo and behold, it's the floating head of my mother next to me, being held aloft by one of the brats.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

1) Hold phone up to face horizontally, shout directly into bottom of phone
2) Move phone around skull so bottom of phone is pointing directly at ear when other person is talking
3) Return phone to shouting position

Is this some kind of "I wont get cancer this way, so there!" stupidity?

...which reminds me, my bf's kids mother wont let the 2 kids have phones, why because cancer. nrrrrgh.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 03:30 (nine years ago) link

Trying to woodturn in a limited space in a classroom with a lousy layout. So there's a not very wide space 3 or 4 feet deep that you're occupying and trying to coordinate holding a gouge properly to cut with. Other people keep trying to walk through the same space for no apparent reason, suddenly appearing inches away from you either in front or behind you and expecting you to move out of their way or jogging your elbow. So you can't concentrate on what you're trying to do.
Otherwise, bad enough that I keep catching the wood with the gouge as I try to take my hand away. Gouging a surface that I thought I'd mainly finished. So having to go back and trying to smooth off an area that now has a trench cut into it. Took up time I should have spent elsewhere and meant I totally reshaped what I was cutting.
Also sneezing for ages from the sawdust in the air. Or glasses steaming up when I put on a nose/mouth mask. There were points yesterday when I couldn't see at all.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 07:27 (nine years ago) link

1) Hold phone up to face horizontally, shout directly into bottom of phone
2) Move phone around skull so bottom of phone is pointing directly at ear when other person is talking
3) Return phone to shouting position

You don't know her life. She could have been a contestant on the Apprentice

kinder, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 09:44 (nine years ago) link

She coulda been a contenda!

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 13:22 (nine years ago) link

Traffic controllers who a) seem distracted and disinterested and/or b) give contradictory signals to easily-confused motorists and/or c) are working an intersection with functioning lights. The ones I encounter generally seem to encompass all of the above criteria. Cue IA.

Trimming The Hegyes: The Life & Times Of A Sweathog's Barber (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

it's a lost art

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:27 (nine years ago) link

yeah the apprentice is where i first spotted that kind of behavior xps

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

- People who request a read receipt for EVERY EMAIL including replies. Yeah thanks you pompous mothereffer.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Thursday, 5 November 2015 10:38 (nine years ago) link

maybe they have attachment issues

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 November 2015 10:39 (nine years ago) link

sat down with half an hour to finish off the last 20 pages of the book i was reading this morning. hadn't figured on the last dozen pages being 'thank you' from the author. left high and dry after 10 minutes.

koogs, Friday, 6 November 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link

worse imo: 300 page book ends on page 280 on a cliffhanger, next 20 pages are a "preview" of the next book and an assortment of adverts for other books

(I read some crap-to-mediocre SF book which did this; the second half of the book I was limping along going "well I've got this far, I may as well finish it to see what happens" but noooo)

(I don't remember what the book was but it turned out to have been published on the same industrial estate I work on; they're lucky I was reading it as a Christmas holiday take-on-family-visits book or I might have been tempted to drop in)

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 6 November 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Aaggghh fuck you kindle books "27 mins left in book" "87%" ... "read on for a preview of his next book!"
I want to know when i'm near the end goddammit

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kinder, Friday, 6 November 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

yes! though the cliffhanger "read the next two not-yet-published books to find out what really happens!" last sentence was an extra kick in the should've-stopped-reading-on-page-30 pants

especially when I have so many other books lying around which I really did stop reading on page 30 for no particular reason

attention spans are difficult

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

i will know better for next time

i usually read public domain stuff which i reformat myself - no surprises. actually, part of the reason i started reformatting things before reading them was the 8 pages of legal bumpf at the end of gutenberg texts (and their shitty tocs and cover pages)

my kobo seems to have stopped telling me percentages when asleep. it still puts the crappy banner saying 'sleeping' over the cover, but now it contains no useful information.

koogs, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:23 (nine years ago) link

people who insist on instantly stopping dead in their tracks when they're right in front of you at a theme park

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

being at a theme park

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

theme parks

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

When it's science fiction, assume it's a trilogy. I swear they're not even publishing stand-alone books anymore unless you're, like, Neal Stephenson.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link

Yeah that shit has totally ruined the pleasure of picking up a random SF book at a thrift store or used book shop. I have to track down two more volumes? No thanks

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Sunday, 8 November 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link


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