Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fieldsSold in a market down in New OrleansScarred old slaver knows he's doing alrightHear him whip the women just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good?Brown sugar just like a young girl should
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hotLady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stopHouse boy knows that he's doing alrightYou shoulda heard him just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, now?Brown sugar just like a young girl should, now
Ah, get along, brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?Ah, got me feelin' now, brown sugar just like a black girl should
I bet your mama was a tent show queenAnd all her boyfriends were sweet sixteenI'm no schoolboy but I know what I likeYou shoulda heard me just around midnight
Brown sugar how come you taste so good, baby?Ah, brown sugar just like a young girl should, yeah
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, wooHow come you... how come you taste so good?Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooJust like a... just like a black girl shouldYeah, yeah, yeah, woo
― scott seward, Monday, 9 November 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
turns out its a feel good party anthem about raping underage slaves. who knew?
― scott seward, Monday, 9 November 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
the rolling stones may have forgotten themselves by now
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 November 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link
I certainly learned something today... I guess you can't really party to it then?
― niels, Monday, 9 November 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
Yeesh, it disturbs me that I've heard that song a million times but never understood wtf mick was babbling about there, like I was pretty sure he was using actual English words but I sure couldn't tell.
― brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
Isn't is also about heroin?
― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Monday, 9 November 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
(the 'brown sugar' being the heroin cooked up in a spoon)
― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Monday, 9 November 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
I thought it was about former Prime Minister Gordon Brown
― kinder, Monday, 9 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
No, that was The Stranglers' 'Golden Brown'.
― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Monday, 9 November 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
I had never heard of the Ten Commandments until 6th grade.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 9 November 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link
I've never heard that Rolling Stones song, but I'm sure they came up with a garbage melody and garbage performance to complement their garbage lyrics. they haven't disappointed me yet.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 9 November 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
Uncle Acid is a play on antacid. lol
― kurt schwitterz, Monday, 9 November 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
No, that was The Stranglers' 'Golden Brown'.― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Monday, November 9, 2015 9:34 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Monday, November 9, 2015 9:34 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes that was the joek
― kinder, Monday, 9 November 2015 22:15 (eight years ago) link
How to properly pronounce at least a third of the English language, apparently (ongoing)
― El Tomboto, Monday, 9 November 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
I'm not sure it counts if nobody ever hears the words idk
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Monday, 9 November 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
I ony learned about a month ago that Alt+D puts the cursor into the address bar. This is awesome because now I don't need to get my hands off the keyboard and grab my mouse every time I want to go to a different site.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 9 November 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
i love the rolling stones, but they were disgusting and indefensible in many ways
― Treeship, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link
i love the rolling stones art, but they were it is disgusting and indefensible in many ways
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
i only learned that "cruise control" was a thing you could do with your car a few years ago
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2015/04/brown-sugar-still-tastes-good.html
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 02:19 (eight years ago) link
I was about 23 when I learned that ponies aren't kid horses.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 10:14 (eight years ago) link
ponies aren't kid horses???
― niels, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 12:10 (eight years ago) link
No, turns out they're just a smaller breed. Like horse chihuahuas or something.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 12:12 (eight years ago) link
wow... I was 27 when I realized this
― niels, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 12:23 (eight years ago) link
wonder which shocking fact will get relearned the most times in this thread. the pony one is pretty good.
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
I ony learned about a month ago that Alt+D puts the cursor into the address bar.
whoa! thank you that is super useful!
― new noise, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
i had a similar revelation when someone told me that clicking the mouse wheel opens links in a new tab.
― new noise, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
As Laurel can probably attest to, I was well into my 30s before I found out that pickles were once cucumbers.
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
huh, I didn't know about Alt+D but then I use F6 for that
― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
I'm a keyboard shortcut dummy so most things in that arena are revelations to me.
― Trimming The Hegyes: The Life & Times Of A Sweathog's Barber (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link
there is some family moment where ppl where shaking their heads when my cousins learned that coleslaw is made from cabbage
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
Sauerkraut is cabbage, too. I didn't know that until I was about 20.
― Austin, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link
I've never sent anyone a dick pic or been sent a dick pic, so perhaps I have an excuse for not realising this earlier, but I've only just figured out that when someone sends a dick pic, they send a pic of their erect dick. It's still messed up to do that, but suddenly it makes sense, there's actually a weird logic to doing that.
― bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 13 February 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link
Because of the talk of keyboard shortcuts upthread I've just this second realised that the band Alt J (of which I know next to nothing) are actually named ∆
― MaresNest, Saturday, 13 February 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link
That a lot of soap, maybe most, is still made with animal fat
― JRN, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:14 (eight years ago) link
when i was a teenager i had a friend who referred to macaroni and cheese as "mac and cheese" and it took me several years to realize that this was a thing everybody said and not just a weird quirk of my friend
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link
<3 the dick pic enlightenment that just happened
― • (sleepingbag), Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link
― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:54 (eight years ago) link
that the purpose of shaking a cocktail is to cool the drink without needing ice cubes in your glass (since they'll water it down eventually)
― niels, Sunday, 14 February 2016 11:06 (eight years ago) link
That doesn't seem like the kind of thing a young person would think about, though.
― Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Sunday, 14 February 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link
yeah i don't think that's something that the majority of people would know (i didn't so thanks!).
― new noise, Sunday, 14 February 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link
So if you're going to bake a frozen pizza right on the oven rack, you can use the cardboard circle as a little peel paddle.
― pplains, Thursday, 31 March 2016 00:24 (eight years ago) link
Wombat poop is cube shaped.
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Sunday, 28 August 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link
That its "hang glider" not "hand glider."
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 28 August 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link
That space rockets didn't land on the moon the way they did in Destination Moon
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 August 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, I only learned that a few years ago, when I visited the space museum in Washington.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 07:19 (eight years ago) link
Thank God, I thought that one was only me
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 09:05 (eight years ago) link
I always knew there were three people on the first moon flight, but I hadn't realized before that the third guy never even got to moonwalk instead of just waiting in the orbital module. He must've felt cheated.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 09:12 (eight years ago) link
Also, I just learned from the documentary about the last guy to have walked on moon (it's on Netflix) that before Apollo 11 there were two fully manned flights where they simply went around the moon and back, but never got to land there. Those guys must've felt really cheated! (Except for the subject of the documentary and one other astronaut, who both eventually got to walk on moon on later Apollo flights.)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 09:20 (eight years ago) link
Maybe Neil and Buzz were just blah blah blah we're gonna land on the moon are we there yet lol for the whole flight up there, and Collins was more than happy to have a few hours floating around by himself for a little while. He'd been to the Grand Canyon in '52, he pretty much had the general idea of what he was "missing" it's ok.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 09:38 (eight years ago) link