Star Wars 7 shit talk

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xp just as kylo ren's ringtone

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 15:45 (nine years ago) link

Some new photos at EW: http://www.ew.com/gallery/star-wars-force-awakens-exclusive-photos

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

and a nice Ford interview

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/11/harrison-ford-is-han-solo

Number None, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link

So RLM looks to be right, Han and Chewie are a couple of pedestrian hobos at this point? ref interview comment about how Han's still no good with money, and "we're home" line from that one teaser back when, implying they've not been spending much time on the Falcon.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

it's actually the moment after they dock with Home One, Ackbar's ship

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

If multiple missions playing Xwing/Tie Fighter are any indication, Home One was blown away long ago by an errant pilot who got bored on a mission and decided to see how many hits it would take to destroy certain critical hard points on an Alliance capital ship.

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

EW talks to Lupita Nyongo about her character, which apparently appears on the movie poster:

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/12/star-wars-force-awakens-lupita-nyongo-maz-kanata

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 12 November 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

a thousand years old, finally a character who knows things

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 November 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars got the Pai Mei it needed

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 12 November 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

I dig how Andy Serkis is getting a double paycheck as both onscreen actor and mocap advisor

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:45 (nine years ago) link

He should just wear a mocap suit 24/7 and spend his life walking funny and contorting himself, just to build a licenseable archive. When they get around to making that movie about a CGI creature that sleeps all the time, he'll be printing money.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Pah. Manga wanjee kohkpah Peecha wahnjee kohkpa tahng nahngee toochantkee lasagna.

Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

Per that great Red Letter Media prediction episode, what exactly does the Empire do with its power besides build Death Stars? They're kind of a one-trick pony, aren't they? Conquering worlds to get resources to build Death Stars to conquer worlds to get resources to build Death Stars to ... It's like a Spacemen 3 album title.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

lol thats another thing the prequels could have looked into. maybe it ultimately is about taxation and trade deals.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

Power grows out of the barrel of a death star

Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

Episode 9 will end with a Death Star on Death Star superlaser duel.

jmm, Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

btw congrats to General Leia Organa. That's a nice promotion for someone who went through the first movie showing the irritation commensurate with finding the nail salon closed.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

well, she was a politician, but still a kid, really

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

her brother's biggest ambition was to maybe get off his world, someday, but mostly hang out at the convenience store with his friends while pretending to run an errand for power converters

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

well he's an American Graffiti character gone galactic

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 November 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

someone who went through the first movie showing the irritation commensurate with finding the nail salon closed.

LOL yeah chicks right?

Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

They give a sensible rationale in ANH in the officers meeting, which actually is a neat scene that I don't think we get another one of quality(not counting the prequels' shitty attempts).

http://static.fosketts.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Grand-Moff-Tarkin-500x283.jpg

"Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."

This scene is also where he mentions how the Imperial Senate has been dissolved by the Emperor, and now regional governors have direct control over their respective territories.

So, yeah, mobile doomsday weapon to backstop an authoritarian power-grab.

And *of course* Wookieepedia has a write-up for it:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tarkin_Doctrine

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

tbf tarkin never used that phrase, it was coined by charles krauthammer

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

i like Carrie Fisher, GOTT (moreso when she learned to act a little), but that character as a future general is mighty funny.

also fuck PC bullshit as always

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

the new poster for her is cool

lol lens flare tho

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link

One of the few times that John Simon makes me laugh intentionally is when he calls Leia an Organic Lay.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

lol dlh

balls, Friday, 13 November 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

god that is such a better version of phantom menace

balls, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

Can't help feeling like John Boyega's dialect coach taught him to talk in Eddie Murphy's "white man" voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bh-H9ZfLQ

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 November 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link

super excited about those 70s-style space light panels in the still

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 November 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Whoa, regular stormtrooper dude with anti-lightsaber thing.

Capitalism Is A Death Cult And Science Is A Whore (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 19 November 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

yeah, looks dumb

I think this movie will be bad now

Number None, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

RIP ep 7

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

time to die

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link

Anybody else see that shot of Carrie Fisher on the set of Blade Runner?

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Friday, 20 November 2015 00:21 (eight years ago) link

i thought that was edward james olmos

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 20 November 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

Her boots were bigger

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EypzUduBqiQ

how's life, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

If I'd gone Navy I wonder if I'd still be in.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

Watching Jedi with the girls. They find the Ewoks adorable and keep asking why Luke keeps kissing his sister, because it's gross.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

Also, they have no idea they're called Ewoks, so they call them Super Bears.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 November 2015 23:10 (eight years ago) link

close enough

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 22 November 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

Super Bears reminds me off the times Shoneys would have guest appearance by kids' tv knockoffs like the "Power Turtles"

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link


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