Star Wars 7 shit talk

He should just wear a mocap suit 24/7 and spend his life walking funny and contorting himself, just to build a licenseable archive. When they get around to making that movie about a CGI creature that sleeps all the time, he'll be printing money.

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Pah. Manga wanjee kohkpah Peecha wahnjee kohkpa tahng nahngee toochantkee lasagna.

Per that great Red Letter Media prediction episode, what exactly does the Empire do with its power besides build Death Stars? They're kind of a one-trick pony, aren't they? Conquering worlds to get resources to build Death Stars to conquer worlds to get resources to build Death Stars to ... It's like a Spacemen 3 album title.

lol thats another thing the prequels could have looked into. maybe it ultimately is about taxation and trade deals.

Power grows out of the barrel of a death star

Episode 9 will end with a Death Star on Death Star superlaser duel.

"So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."

btw congrats to General Leia Organa. That's a nice promotion for someone who went through the first movie showing the irritation commensurate with finding the nail salon closed.

well, she was a politician, but still a kid, really

her brother's biggest ambition was to maybe get off his world, someday, but mostly hang out at the convenience store with his friends while pretending to run an errand for power converters

well he's an American Graffiti character gone galactic

someone who went through the first movie showing the irritation commensurate with finding the nail salon closed.

LOL yeah chicks right?

They give a sensible rationale in ANH in the officers meeting, which actually is a neat scene that I don't think we get another one of quality(not counting the prequels' shitty attempts).

http://static.fosketts.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Grand-Moff-Tarkin-500x283.jpg

"Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."

This scene is also where he mentions how the Imperial Senate has been dissolved by the Emperor, and now regional governors have direct control over their respective territories.

So, yeah, mobile doomsday weapon to backstop an authoritarian power-grab.

And *of course* Wookieepedia has a write-up for it:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tarkin_Doctrine

tbf tarkin never used that phrase, it was coined by charles krauthammer

i like Carrie Fisher, GOTT (moreso when she learned to act a little), but that character as a future general is mighty funny.

also fuck PC bullshit as always

the new poster for her is cool

lol lens flare tho

One of the few times that John Simon makes me laugh intentionally is when he calls Leia an Organic Lay.

lol dlh

https://vine.co/v/iBjTMbD0Ej2

More pics leaking:

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http://www.blastr.com/sites/blastr/files/styles/blog_post_media/public/images/BootlegCoversLead.jpg

god that is such a better version of phantom menace

Can't help feeling like John Boyega's dialect coach taught him to talk in Eddie Murphy's "white man" voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bh-H9ZfLQ

super excited about those 70s-style space light panels in the still

Whoa, regular stormtrooper dude with anti-lightsaber thing.

yeah, looks dumb

I think this movie will be bad now

RIP ep 7

time to die

Anybody else see that shot of Carrie Fisher on the set of Blade Runner?

i thought that was edward james olmos

Her boots were bigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EypzUduBqiQ

If I'd gone Navy I wonder if I'd still be in.

http://www.boredpanda.com/365-photography-project-daily-life-darth-vader-pawel-kadysz/

Watching Jedi with the girls. They find the Ewoks adorable and keep asking why Luke keeps kissing his sister, because it's gross.

Also, they have no idea they're called Ewoks, so they call them Super Bears.

close enough

Super Bears reminds me off the times Shoneys would have guest appearance by kids' tv knockoffs like the "Power Turtles"

http://nerdist.com/mark-hamill-confirms-rumor-about-star-wars-episode-viii/

Do I want to avoid that link?

nah, it's a non-spoiler

Just confirming the long-rumored ascension of Lobot to primary protagonist status.

***DRUDGE SIREN****SPOILIDAD***

Mark Hammill grew a beard

it's more that he's... growing a beard again

There is another.

the beard stays

you go

Abrams, Fisher, Ridley, Boyega, and Driver were on Kimmel last night. As expected, nothing was revealed; Driver even asked Abrams on set if he was allowed to say whether he appears in the film without a mask or not. Kimmel asked Abrams what the first word in the film is, and before responding Abrams paused and asked "Spoken?" which I guess is a tacit nod that they're sticking with the formalism of the opening crawl. Apparently the first spoken word in the movie is "This."

no crawl = Rite of Spring-style riot

Opening shot is of star destroyer passing 'Tattooine welcomes careful drivers' spaceboard.

There's a rear shot of Driver in one of the trailers with hood off, hair a-blowing. I can't see any way the studios controlling a 2015-ish franchise blockbuster would dare not succumb to the need to show the badguy's face during the climactic sword fight.