worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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boooo

pls watch this

https://vine.co/v/e9KpUKbuduh

(nbd just guy tossing some autographed lean cuisine's into a pumped crowd)

i realized recently that DJ Khaled is the sonic equivalent of Guy Fieri

http://www.gq.com/story/guy-fieri-wine

I thought I saw Guy at the mall but it was just a ferret

Ryder gets to pick which of his father's cars we take, and he chooses the yellow Camaro, the one with the license plate that reads RYDERSS. Years from now, when Ryder learns to drive, this Camaro will be his, just as the license plate has foretold. (Fieri has many other cars, each with its own vanity plate: FOOD FYT, CADLAQ, LIVFAST, BLKTRFL, etc.)

"blackterful"?

lol black truffle I'm guessing

http://jezebel.com/guy-fieri-is-tired-of-anthony-bourdains-shit-talking-1743178912

that's kind of the charm of Fieri, he really thinks he's the everyman and not at all polarizing

and the charm of Bourdain is that he's irredeemable human garbage

I don't mind the Bourdain man, pretty sure he'd admit he has a shtick

It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective

having trouble parsing this

he gets that he's a clown to plenty of people in his field of expertise

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX5y9b-UwAAH3J0.jpg

his face looks greasier than the hot dog

Is he carrying that over a threshold?

it's his son

I don't know, looks like he's planning on making sweet love to it later in the evening.

how can we know that all these hypotheses are mutually exclusive?

Surely he must be really sick of having to keep up with the ridiculous hair and beard bleaching. That shit is high maintenance!

Just what the world needed: Ted Cruz/Guy Fieri erotic fanfic!

Mildly NSFW: http://lanamacondo.tumblr.com/post/144719920453/frosted-tips

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Cool, I've always wondered what would happen if Guy sprayed his donkey sauce all over a weird rubber mask.

Perhaps if the source of sexual arrousal is so specific these folks won't reproduce? Assuming there's a genetic preference for bleached goatees...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

lock thread

speechless

holeeeey sheeeiiitt

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/attractions/the-daily-disney/os-revamped-planet-hollywood-will-include-guy-fieri-burger-menu-upgraded-visuals-20160818-story.html

“People enjoy his twists on food and his attitude, as opposed to stuffy chefs,” Earl said.

my friend is going to the Epcot Food &a Wine festival and has invited me. It''s kind of expensive by it might be the weekend Wang Chung is playing or something?

possible Fieri content in Disney not a selling point

And Fieri could be hiding in any one of those character costumes, waiting to jump out try to do a 'cool' complicated handshake with you.

I was researching the charming tropical fish called the cowfish when this popped up.

https://www.thecowfish.com/images/promo_photos/elvis_burger.png

Burgushi

The Cowfish introduces a unique fusion of burgers and sushi!

https://www.thecowfish.com/locations/?l=1&c=4

This place exists here. Not as offensive though

https://www.facebook.com/SushiBurgerMelbourne/

http://www.fiericon.com/fieri-con-info/

WHAT IS VISION BEHIND FIERICON?

The idea for FieriCon is based on several simple visions:

1. A couple is out for a nice casual Saturday at their local watering hole. They're sitting down, looking into each other's eyes, sharing a plate of bruschetta and commenting on how much they love September in New York. Right as the guy is about to make a cheesy comment about how he loves her more than he loves September...BOOOM...60 people dressed up as Guy Fieri come rolling into the bar screaming, "Welcome to Flavor Town!"

2. The sayings. Guy Fieri's sayings are one of a kind. He can describe a bacon cheeseburger as being "Gangster" and make it sound appetizing. This day is dedicated to talking like Guy Fieri. I don't want to feel persecuted for describing food as being off the hook, I want to be celebrated for that.

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There was a moment in August where I seriously thought about starting to grow out my hair so as to go as Guy Fieri for Halloween but I didn't and I really regret it now. So next year.

poll?

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You have to.

except that it wouldn't fit in a 50-option poll.

culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown or gtfo

can we poll these

I was once in the clinch with a guy who said, "Dude, that's slammin' salmon!"

this guy has been doing this show FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

to think we once lived in a fieri-free world

it was a flavorless place

I feel like this is what the Cenobite realm actually would be like

Some of these are hardly Fieri-isms. 'Killer', 'That's fantastic', 'That is ridiculous'... should be pretty easy to winnow down to a choice of 50 for a poll. The shipyard of flavo(u)rtown one is incredible.

50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"