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luv fozzie

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:28 (nine years ago)

love my rice cooker

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:33 (nine years ago)

zojirushi should make a twitter bot

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:34 (nine years ago)

cuchen ftw

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:37 (nine years ago)

Did these distinguished logisticians ever take an economics class?

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:36 (nine years ago)

austrian economics institute of reddit

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 23:36 (nine years ago)

This thread got so confusing.

Jeff, Thursday, 3 December 2015 02:05 (nine years ago)

fn snitch

http://i.imgur.com/shIOh2Z.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7WomaF4.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)

who's broseph? I, pplains, have never heard of any broseph.

pplains, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:19 (nine years ago)

stray click follow def

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:20 (nine years ago)

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:23 (nine years ago)

cc'ing the goddamn FBI

flopson, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:24 (nine years ago)

looping in the fbi

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:24 (nine years ago)

pretty rude imo

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:25 (nine years ago)

Intern handling FBI twitter account spit-takes his coffee, starts shouting "WHO DO I CALL??"

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:27 (nine years ago)

feel bad for the ppl whos job it is to read the fbi mentions

lol xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 19:27 (nine years ago)

someone actually did report a threat in the WorldStarHipHop comments to the FBI, it led to the University of Chicago shutting down for a day last week

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:50 (nine years ago)

worldstar!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:51 (nine years ago)

lol

flopson, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:54 (nine years ago)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-university-of-chicago-gun-threat-met-20151130-story.html

seriously! lol

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 21:35 (nine years ago)

Ugh

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 13:41 (nine years ago)

darragh what's your @

, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 13:54 (nine years ago)

rmde

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 14:17 (nine years ago)

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

gr8080, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 15:48 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/rmde

, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 15:59 (nine years ago)

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

being a father. a lover of gin or craft beer. and any views that are your own.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:01 (nine years ago)

ilx

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:07 (nine years ago)

maybe running summaries of delightful clusterfucks, like getting locked in a room and waiting for the locksmith

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:09 (nine years ago)

wonder if Rita Eleutério will come off @rmde for $5

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:10 (nine years ago)

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

― gr8080, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 3:48 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nothing. You have absolutely nothing interesting to contribute to the world, and neither do 95% of the people out there.

I'm sorry, did I say 95%? I meant 99%.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:28 (nine years ago)

steady snrubbin

goole, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:29 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zjQdM5w.png

, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:30 (nine years ago)

some good topics to tweet about: saving ppl clicks, dogs, how society is in the gutter, constipation, current events, apple watches, online, the weather, how other ppl are bad, coffee

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 16:57 (nine years ago)

i agree that i find it hard to think of things to tweet just off the dome, don't worry about it i guess

the one-sided feud between john schindler, national security man and swarthyvillain is the funniest thing on twitter dot com right now

goole, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 17:06 (nine years ago)

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 17:16 (nine years ago)

if you want to try a different tack here's a few parody/fun account ideas for free:

shit hitler says
angolan beiber
secretariat
homophobic jewish grandmother
obama...on stilts
hexadecimal redneck
wedgie doctor
you might have polio if
mork meets the kardashians

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 17:23 (nine years ago)

gimmick twitter account ideas youve had

LEGIT (Lamp), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:35 (nine years ago)

my advice is dont think, just tweet

LEGIT (Lamp), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:36 (nine years ago)

if u think of a tweet and then ur like oh no ppl wont like that this tweet is problematic thats a good tweet

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:39 (nine years ago)

There's a funny twitter beef going on between comedian Patton Oswalt and conservative weird Ben Shapiro, you could interject yourself into that to get your feet wet.

Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:41 (nine years ago)

Lifehacks to good-ass twitter rh

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 18:42 (nine years ago)

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 12:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still goin

lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 20:06 (nine years ago)

obama...on stilts

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd read the hell out of this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 December 2015 04:05 (nine years ago)

twitter is great because you get to see the lex tweet about cooking and it looks good

, Friday, 25 December 2015 12:55 (nine years ago)

ilu man but

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 15:41 (nine years ago)

proud of lex for getting into cooking

lag∞n, Friday, 25 December 2015 17:31 (nine years ago)

i found out my sister is on twitter, looking forward to the day I accidentally retweet her and the zing cru notices

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 25 December 2015 17:33 (nine years ago)

Lex's cooking tweets made me happier than any gift

got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Friday, 25 December 2015 18:35 (nine years ago)

i actually am a big fan of the "while you were away" feature now

k3vin k., Friday, 25 December 2015 18:44 (nine years ago)


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