Twitter C/D

There's a funny twitter beef going on between comedian Patton Oswalt and conservative weird Ben Shapiro, you could interject yourself into that to get your feet wet.

Lifehacks to good-ass twitter rh

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 12:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still goin

obama...on stilts

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd read the hell out of this

twitter is great because you get to see the lex tweet about cooking and it looks good

ilu man but

proud of lex for getting into cooking

i found out my sister is on twitter, looking forward to the day I accidentally retweet her and the zing cru notices

Lex's cooking tweets made me happier than any gift

i actually am a big fan of the "while you were away" feature now

i do not like that feature and want to disable it

i quite like it tbh

i might give it a star but def not a heart

lol i have nothing to do with the cooking in my tweets aside from documenting and eating it

twitter is bad again

Twitter will p much always be good for me but the way i use it (as an RSS feed and for live commentary on sporting events) pretty much guarantees that. if you're really into, idk, content creation or whatever i can see it being more up and down

http://i.imgur.com/p7TQzSf.png

reply otm

muting shd be illegal either follow or unfollow twitter.com i live for this

follow or block I say

respectable

I live to mute. Maintain relationships, but never hear from them. I wish I could treat real life like that.

yeah if you know ppl who have the time to see who follows or w/e

Plus some people are cool 90% of the time but then an awards show comes on and you have to mute them for a day.

fair

that is 24 hour mute, thought we meant lifetime mute

feel bad, a local socially awkward friend who tweets 90% about sports, including local high school sports, was someone I unfollowed. I now happily skim over those since his kidneys are failing and I want to be observant of his life?

muting shd be illegal either follow or unfollow twitter.com i live for this

this used to be my policy but I have been in way too many "why did you unfollow me" conversations to maintain it

so those conversations actually happen? the few times i've unfollowed someone who follows me back, i've mentally prepared to have to explain myself but it's never come up. and when i've noticed someone i liked has unfollowed me, i'm so crestfallen and ashamed i can't bring myself to ask even though i really do wanna know whether i said something to hurt or offend that i should be aware of or if they just like something i insult on a daily basis like Drake.

i had that conversation with people earlier this year who didn't realize that i'd unfollowed, like, everyone except my bot. brutal.

this is why i never check who's unfollowed me -- i don't really want to know

i never check or notice either bc like there are innumerable reasons ppl might unfollow me, exhaustion, idk they felt like they were following too many people, any of the innumerable not-at-all-personal reasons i've unfollowed people.

many of them take it very personally though which makes me think it really is intended personally

earlier this year the first irl conversation i had with this one music writer involved her asking me "didn't you unfollow me on twitter" and i had but i had totally forgotten why and *it really doesn't matter*

add to list no follow that's the motto

it is p weird if someone you're friends with or have known a long time unfollows you. like i guess if you saw them often it wouldn't happen anyway. only really happened me once, i unfollowed them also - i haven't seen them since and realised i don't see them much - plus my twitter is a p erratic mix of shit - i don't bother streamlining my personal brand - loyal customers only.

yeah someone i have worked with for years and continue to work with unfollowed me this year and i'm like uhhh ok but i don't like value their friendship or anything so it's no biggie

Ugh twitter

this used to be my policy but I have been in way too many "why did you unfollow me" conversations to maintain it

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the correct answer is "unfollow bug" lol

"i did a big springclean recently i must have just done it by mistake ahahah how is work and all you're looking well"

north did it

lol

Goon, is right, if someone notices, just say, oh really? I didn't realize, must have been a bug/accident.

my first block!!! so undescribably happy. i will miss hate-reading guy's tweets though, damn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXQI53eUEAAK934.png:large

https://twitter.com/freddiedeboer/status/644952571011026944

he is truly the pitch perfect white campus leftist... rip

Right down to the benevolent racism and sexism.

when i've noticed someone i liked has unfollowed me, i'm so crestfallen and ashamed i can't bring myself to ask even though i really do wanna know whether i said something to hurt or offend that i should be aware of or if they just like something i insult on a daily basis like Drake

every word of this otm, except that i try to restrict my drake insults otherwise they'd take up 80% of my feed

if someone unfollows me i just assume its because of the constant stream of bad tweets

yeah i don't have that problem sorry i can't relate

everyone has their own feed to follow

Can't relate either. Why get so uptight about unfollowing/unfriending?

Muting RTs makes Twitter so much nicer to read.