Twitter C/D

Goon, is right, if someone notices, just say, oh really? I didn't realize, must have been a bug/accident.

my first block!!! so undescribably happy. i will miss hate-reading guy's tweets though, damn

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXQI53eUEAAK934.png:large

https://twitter.com/freddiedeboer/status/644952571011026944

he is truly the pitch perfect white campus leftist... rip

Right down to the benevolent racism and sexism.

when i've noticed someone i liked has unfollowed me, i'm so crestfallen and ashamed i can't bring myself to ask even though i really do wanna know whether i said something to hurt or offend that i should be aware of or if they just like something i insult on a daily basis like Drake

every word of this otm, except that i try to restrict my drake insults otherwise they'd take up 80% of my feed

if someone unfollows me i just assume its because of the constant stream of bad tweets

yeah i don't have that problem sorry i can't relate

everyone has their own feed to follow

Can't relate either. Why get so uptight about unfollowing/unfriending?

Muting RTs makes Twitter so much nicer to read.

oh yeah always turn off retweets

But then you miss those ppl who are excellent curators of RT's.

yeah i turn off RTs only for people who use them to spam the feed

But then you miss those ppl who are excellent curators of RT's.

oh no!

sorry y'all i hate twitter

lol

think ive only ever turned off RTs for a few ppl but it was def necessary and good

i deeply cherish lag∞n tweets but sometimes i wanna set up a bot that retweets them and adds #thirsty

o.m.g.

<3

im gonna make a bot that RTs u w #thirsty

fair, if overkill

it sounds like too much trouble tbh but just imagine i did that

feeling kind of parched myself

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXWHPu_UEAACEFX.jpg:large

this is why twitter so great - the owns

extremely quality

Twitter broken, seems it can't handle my drunken blathering about ska music

10k char limit, ha!

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/05/twitter-shares-plummet-rumor-10000-character-tweets-jack-dorsey

more info here http://recode.net/2016/01/05/twitter-considering-10000-character-limit-for-tweets/

it's always sad to watch a dot com flail

http://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/24eb5cc4d0ec76f9af4b1debfdd206b7ade79745/557_182_2443_1466/master/2443.jpg
http://recodetech.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/jack-dorsey-4.jpg

http://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/24eb5cc4d0ec76f9af4b1debfdd206b7ade79745/557_182_2443_1466/master/2443.jpg%3Fw%3D620%26q%3D85%26auto%3Dformat%26sharp%3D10%26s%3D41b2a6a3fee0793f159a75bccc833870

oh nevermind, too many characters

i can hear the lulz on ex-twitter slack all the way from ilx

it's always sad to watch a dot com flail

:-(

see #5

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathonan/rip-faves#.sazbVYE2o

5. A lot of Twitter’s recent moves seem like dude-fussing.
Are you familiar with dude-fussing? It’s when you go camping and someone feels a primal need to poke at the fire every 30 seconds. Or when someone is barbecuing and they cant just ​leave the fucking burgers alone.
These actions don’t have any real effect. But they are fussy and make a great show of effort at doing something to make it all better.
See also: Polls. Moments.

The only answer, which I don’t think is feasible, is to say, ‘You know what, we’re going to be the best damn 300 million-monthly-active-user service we think we can be,’

What a wasteland

Really ok with "While you were away". Moments is garbage.

Hopefully there will be a replacement for twitter when it crashes or is so sold to f/book.

genuinely curious why you think fb would be interested in acquiring twtr

i want to login to twitter using facebook

login to instagram via twitter via facebook

web 2.0: the future is now

https://www.emptybottle.org/bullshit/index.php

send me a snapchat to myspace

genuinely curious why you think fb would be interested in acquiring twtr

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk, assume acquired by whoever is going to be its fate.

feel like they'd just get the most important devs and found another startup, the decent ones would go to other tech companies like snapchat or something, and yeah, the rest, who knows

The 10K thing seems like something I could live with as long as your feed is just the 140 character tweets with a link for more. I could just unfollow those that can't get everything in to 140 characters.

genuinely curious why you think fb would be interested in acquiring twtr

to stop Google doing so?

fair point. google's acquisition spree(?) goes under the radar. they'd be up to no good with twtr. if goog could die off it'd be a fine time for the web

Wonder how low the stock will go. It's been quite a long slide to nowhere