Star Wars 7 shit talk

there's a deleted scene featuring a chase with snowtroopers apparrently

‏@JesseThorn
I couldn't be more proud of my wife @TheresaThorn, who did not recognize the Millenium Falcon, and was confused and annoyed by the applause.

What a dumb tweet.

if you say so

How is dude named "Jesse Thorn" and he's not behind the counter at Zumiez?

http://www.keikari.com/english/wp-content/pictures/2013/06/Interview_with_Jesse_Thorn_at_Keikari_dot_com.jpg

that dude gets clowned on the reg in the menswear thread (for obvious reasons)

You seventh graders really circle the wagons over this pitcher show, huh

(xps. that snowtrooper is actually a flametrooper, btw)

mea culpa

xp Thorn looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets and annoying character traits.

You seventh graders really circle the wagons over this pitcher show, huh

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, January 4, 2016 5:37 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(xps. that snowtrooper is actually a flametrooper, btw)

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, January 4, 2016 6:22 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought at first these were both morbs posts

You seventh graders really circle the wagons over this pitcher show, huh

This is in response to three posts about Jesse Thorn, that do not mention Star Wars.

but they're inherently about the crimes against the Jedi perpetrated by Thorn and/or his missus, sic

The Millennium Falcon isn't a jedi

i think i hear the recess bell, so i'm goin in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM
it's like they know me

Morbz otm

xp: can we start the noms list for best tracks of 2016 yet?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-best-star-wars-books-are-the-x-wing-novels-fight-m-1745753570

since I've posted so many horrible guilty Star Wars confessions above I will admit to this here:
I read (well, re-read, but it's been over 15 years) this entire series between Christmas and January 1

...

Are you planning to patent the device you used to stop time, or was it just like a one-off thing you utilized for this particular endeavor?

hah

I was briefly transported back to the days of the late 90s when reading a Star Wars book or five sounded like a good idea. They're quick reads, I swear.

Morbz otm

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, January 5, 2016 7:34 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh good the two guys who haven't seen the new movie are bitching about it again, this will be worth reading

https://media.giphy.com/media/zhJ55GsXRajxm/giphy.gif

silly fools with your spaceships, we should be watching adult things like football, where a bunch of people run into each other for several hours chasing a ball. the pagentry of it all.

oh i'll be watching more Star Wars in the future than that fascist brain-damaging horseshit

i don't mind SW nearly as much as the fans, kinda like Springsteen ands Jesus.

*as i do the fans

I try to never let the fans of things I enjoy get to me, no matter how hard they occasionally seem to be going out of their way to get to me.

"i don't mind SW nearly as much as the fans" actually works, though

Yeah, really deep SW fans seem to be filled with nothing but bile for the actual product.

a star wars of the mind

Was just rewatching some clips of EpIV and marveling at how perfect the rhythm of the editing is in the death star attack sequence, it's like music.

i need to see one of these Specialized Editions.

is Harmy's any good?

doooooh wrong thread

Harmy's is the one you're looking for

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-han-solo-spinoff-actors-1201675519/

Sources tell Variety that after seeing thousands of actors, execs have cut the list down to about a dozen actors with Miles Teller, Ansel Elgort, Dave Franco, Jack Reynor, Scott Eastwood, Logan Lerman, “Brooklyn” star Emory Cohen and “Everybody Wants Some” actor Blake Jenner among the names making the cut.

Nah. But then again I was hating on Adam Driver appearing in VII and he was very good.

we should be watching adult things like football,

pay better attention

Get Οὖτ of this thread.

I am here to talk shit, per the thread title

he's got you there chewsh

talk shit about the movie, not the fact that there is a movie, imo

thread is a big tent

I'm not spending my hard-earned kopecks on this sorry

if only you were paid minimum wage for the amount of hours spent on this thread

tbf, Οὖτις is losing his grip on 2nd place

Top Thread Posters (name, # of posts)

mh 246
Οὖτις (+smc) 204
Phil D. 203
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn 201
Old Lunch 185

(and mh actually has 247 now)

of all the star wars "tales" they've proposed, the young han solo one sounds the worst idea.

yeah. It's got some talent behind the camera though at least

Miles Teller would be a nauseating choice though.