Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Are you planning to patent the device you used to stop time, or was it just like a one-off thing you utilized for this particular endeavor?

Beef Wets (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:46 (eight years ago) link

hah

I was briefly transported back to the days of the late 90s when reading a Star Wars book or five sounded like a good idea. They're quick reads, I swear.

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

Morbz otm

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, January 5, 2016 7:34 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh good the two guys who haven't seen the new movie are bitching about it again, this will be worth reading

Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

silly fools with your spaceships, we should be watching adult things like football, where a bunch of people run into each other for several hours chasing a ball. the pagentry of it all.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

oh i'll be watching more Star Wars in the future than that fascist brain-damaging horseshit

i don't mind SW nearly as much as the fans, kinda like Springsteen ands Jesus.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

*as i do the fans

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:04 (eight years ago) link

I try to never let the fans of things I enjoy get to me, no matter how hard they occasionally seem to be going out of their way to get to me.

Beef Wets (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

"i don't mind SW nearly as much as the fans" actually works, though

Yeah, really deep SW fans seem to be filled with nothing but bile for the actual product.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 7 January 2016 10:16 (eight years ago) link

a star wars of the mind

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 January 2016 10:21 (eight years ago) link

Was just rewatching some clips of EpIV and marveling at how perfect the rhythm of the editing is in the death star attack sequence, it's like music.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

i need to see one of these Specialized Editions.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link

is Harmy's any good?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

doooooh wrong thread

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2016 15:36 (eight years ago) link

Harmy's is the one you're looking for

Number None, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-han-solo-spinoff-actors-1201675519/

Sources tell Variety that after seeing thousands of actors, execs have cut the list down to about a dozen actors with Miles Teller, Ansel Elgort, Dave Franco, Jack Reynor, Scott Eastwood, Logan Lerman, “Brooklyn” star Emory Cohen and “Everybody Wants Some” actor Blake Jenner among the names making the cut.

Number None, Monday, 11 January 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

Nah. But then again I was hating on Adam Driver appearing in VII and he was very good.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 11 January 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link

we should be watching adult things like football,

pay better attention

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

Get Οὖτ of this thread.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

I am here to talk shit, per the thread title

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

he's got you there chewsh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 January 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

talk shit about the movie, not the fact that there is a movie, imo

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 11 January 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

thread is a big tent

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 January 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

I'm not spending my hard-earned kopecks on this sorry

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 January 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

if only you were paid minimum wage for the amount of hours spent on this thread

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 11 January 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

tbf, Οὖτις is losing his grip on 2nd place

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of all the star wars "tales" they've proposed, the young han solo one sounds the worst idea.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 11 January 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

yeah. It's got some talent behind the camera though at least

Number None, Monday, 11 January 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

Miles Teller would be a nauseating choice though.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 11 January 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

Han Drum Solo has likely been said somewhere already

xp he's the least terrible actor on that list.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 11 January 2016 22:55 (eight years ago) link

With the directors of 21 Jump Street and the Lego movie at the helm not sure it matters.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 11 January 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

^ o rly? now that's three upcoming Star War movies I want to see :(

talk shit about the movie, not the fact that there is a movie, imo

when did this thread start, again?

glandular lansbury (sic), Monday, 11 January 2016 23:45 (eight years ago) link

wait the han solo one is about a ~young~ han solo? i thought it was gonna be a "what was han up to before the force awakens" movie

isn't he in his 20s/30s in a new hope? how much younger are they going here

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:38 (eight years ago) link

8

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 01:46 (eight years ago) link

The Young Han Solo Chronicles

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 08:45 (eight years ago) link

Yippeeeeee!!!

Reckless Recluse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 11:25 (eight years ago) link

crazy people

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:38 (eight years ago) link

"I swear I'll change, baby. Just take me back. No more Jar Jars, I promise."

Reckless Recluse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:38 (eight years ago) link

Ford was 35 or so when they shot SW

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 13:51 (eight years ago) link

Ansel Elgort
Jack Reynor
Logan Lerman
Blake Jenner

None of these names meant anything to me, after a skirt through IMDB they all seem pretty much diametrically opposed to Harrison Ford. Like, these all seem Zack Efron types. Maybe I'm being hastily judgemental here.
Scott Eastwood
Don't really know him either, except that I just watched Diablo; he was bad(meaningbad) in it.
Miles Teller
Actually quite like him, cannae really see him as Han Solo though.
Emory Cohen
He's good, again not convinced he'd fit the role.
Dave Franco
PLEASE GOD NO.

No idea who I would cast honestly, if that's the age bracket we're going for. Need someone reasonably scuzzy.

Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link

Michael Angarano maybe. But no one seems to rate him as much as me.

Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

If I could just throw out a casting suggestion of my own real quick

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01864/fred-figglehorn_1864340c.jpg

Reckless Recluse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:54 (eight years ago) link

agree with the Big Trouble in LIttle China angle discussed here

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/686618817515139072

a (waterface), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link

yeah if they have to make this film, a light, fun, portent-free adventure/heist/caper/scrape picture is pretty much the only way to do it. i mean the whole thing w his character arc in star wars is that anything set before that *can't* be him doing anything especially heroic or saving the galaxy from the sith or whatever. just like, some situation han solo gets into. dunno how much movie you can really get out of a guy starting an asshole and staying an asshole though. feels like they'll either screw star wars by making him a hero, or doing some dumb thing like he starts out with hopes and dreams but the events of the movie (likely to include death of love interest or her ending up w someone else) lead him to adopt his tough cynical demeanor (and in the last scene, the local smuggler bandit he's been battling says 'you got moxie, kid,' and hands him a certain familiar jacket....)....

really though, i feel like 'ant man' or sth like that is more likely to be the template in tone/feel than BTILC sadly. but let's not kid ourselves, this doesn't exactly promise to be a great star wars movie. thinking of RLM's observation near the end of the ROTS review that han solo not being ruined (''we never had to have THAT scene. you know the one.'') was one of the few things you could be glad about from the prequels.

Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link

I want to see a Han Solo film set between ESB and ROTJ.

Reckless Recluse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link

Han was in Nam. It's about the Nam years.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link


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