Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Witness was his breakout from the genre box; his other straight romantic dramas before it tanked.

Was the next one Working Girl? did Frantic succeed at the b.o.? i know Mosquito died.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

Oooh, forgot about him in "Working Girl." I wish he had done more funny supporting character stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:31 (eight years ago) link

i remember admiring Mosquito Coast while noting he'd been a li'l nicied up from the Theroux novel, and that River Phoernix was already a better actor. Never saw the Polanski.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

He's good in the Frisco Kid IIRC.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:33 (eight years ago) link

He really fell apart after Working Girl (Fugitive excepted).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

I love Mosquito Coast. River Phoenix was the best in movies where he had troubled parents.

Reckless Recluse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

or was gettin paid for a beej in the first scene.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link

Or that, yes.

Reckless Recluse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

You put the gun down you stupid asshole, Paul, guns down!
*oscar nod*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdW1BlDtcyU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Rqx9TvtlM

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

Wow, forgot about "The Fugitive." He's great in that.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link

i actually thought ford was good in the last indiana jones movie, it's everything around him that was terrible.

also K-19 is a super effective and kind of weird and totally depressing movie and spotty accent aside Ford is great.

nomar, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

clear and present danger is great too! he's got that 'how dare you sir!' scene which is sort of the apex of latter day ford shouting at people moments. and the action scenes in it are A+.

nomar, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

'what lies beneath' too...i like that one.

nomar, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

oh man, I LOVED him in What Lies Beneath

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link

what lies beneath is woeful tho

Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

weird to think that it's a zemeckis joint

Cuombas (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link

"everything" in the last Indy was not "terrible." at its best the series is EXCELLENT CRAP.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

"Should've mailed it to the Marx. Bros."
"Nazis, I hate these guys."

for me it's a classic big budget b-movie. so many great lines in it.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Indiana Jones: [of Indy's new lover] How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

i never got this joke tho

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

raiders is a classic movie, temple of doom and last crusade are not at that level but are excellent in their own right. crystal skull might as well have been made by len wiseman.

nomar, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

Crystal Skull's greatest strength was the foley work. It had the best punching sounds I've ever heard.

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

i never got this joke tho

this exchange is how indy learns that alisom doody had previously been sleeping w/his dad

Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link

I think Adam meant that he didn't get it when younger

Crystal Skull's greatest strength was the foley work. It had the best punching sounds I've ever heard.

They used the finest side of aged kobe beef to get that sound.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

a backhanded compliment to Ford if I've ever heard one

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link

Adam is also making a joke about the non-existence of the Crystal Skull?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

lol oh yes i forgot about Crystal Skull. was that Snoke at the end of that? pretty cool of them to tease the new Star Wars villain that early.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link

Paul Dano is...Han Solo

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:19 (eight years ago) link

So this was better than I thought possible. Cool.

Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 23:04 (eight years ago) link

Colin Trevorrow:

"We're going to make sure that that answer is deeply and profoundly satisfying," Trevorrow said. "Rey is a character that is important in this universe, not just in the context of The Force Awakens, but in the entire galaxy. She deserves it. We'll make sure that that answer is something that feels like it was something that happened a long time ago, far away, and we're just telling you what happened."

enjoy it while it lasts I guess

Number None, Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

We're going to make sure that that answer is deeply and profoundly satisfying

drama circa 2016. hyped for the profundity!

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:31 (eight years ago) link

hyped for the ultimate motive of the first order being merely "chaos". the first disorder if you will.

nomar, Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link

It's all adding up. Lindelof will pen the final installment, Rey will be Space Jesus.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

Can we just officially make 'Lindelof' a pejorative already? "I hate to say it, Phil, but you really Lindelofed the Jenkins account."

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

Lindelled off imo

Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 January 2016 23:26 (eight years ago) link

And if you're older, wiser and just stand by and let someone Lindelof can we say you totally Cused out?

stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

Frantic has a solid twenty minutes, the rest is Saturday afternoon fare.

I still read complaints that Ford is shrill in The Mosquito Coast but it works for the character (and, yeah, River Phoenix is beautiful and scary-good).

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

love Mosquito Coast

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Is it just me, or does Adam Driver look a lot like Harpo Marx?

uncondensed milky way (remy bean), Sunday, 17 January 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

I get more Chico with curly hair

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Sunday, 17 January 2016 19:37 (eight years ago) link

That made Kelly & Michael this morning. (I was at the dentist)

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

I was disappointed they didn't follow up with the dog that looks like Harrison Ford

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

cat does not look like a Marine to me

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/3IH_EhI1hI/

ulysses, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

is it time to start the " " " " 8 shit talk thread

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Monday, 15 February 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link

Benicio Del Toro, Laura Dern and Kelly Marie Tran now onboard for XIII

Darin, Monday, 15 February 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

xp yes

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 February 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link


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