Great Real Names

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Had an email today from a L!berty T!mewell, which I thought had a nice ring to it.

Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link

Had an email a few weeks ago from T!ffany C0bbled!ck

ailsa, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

while we're googleproofing idk if i have to but someone in my industry is called k!k! w0lfk!ll, which i always thought was the most incredible name i had ever heard. afaik it's a real name too.

nerd shit (Will M.), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link

a twofer from the list of ABA career leaders in points

Bob Netolicky
Cincinnatus Powell

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 21 January 2016 04:25 (eight years ago) link

Cordrea Tankersley

pronounced CORE-DRAY-UH TANK-ER-SLAY, ftr

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 21 January 2016 04:26 (eight years ago) link

There's a taiwanese director called Singing Chen. And the film is about a dance theatre. That's kinda perfect.

Frederik B, Thursday, 21 January 2016 10:56 (eight years ago) link

Otto Frederick Warmbier

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Friday, 22 January 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

Juan Eusebio Nieremberg

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 January 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

promising young Pakistani cricketer Fakhar Zaman

ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Saturday, 30 January 2016 23:16 (eight years ago) link

King of Twee

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1389757904l/364400.jpg

Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 February 2016 12:52 (eight years ago) link

http://openjurist.org/413/f3d/781#fn1

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 19:16 (eight years ago) link

i mean http://openjurist.org/413/f3d/781

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

tsunami ortiz

call all destroyer, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

Viking Eggeling

ogmor, Friday, 4 March 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

Bishop Despenser (real name Henry le Despenser) is pretty much the perfect name for the infamous bloodthirsty nobleman who was instrumental in suppressing rebellions in 14th century England.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_le_Despenser

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

Jack Straw is the name of one of the prominent peasant rebel leaders from that era. A name so fitting it almost sounds like a folk hero rather than a real person.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

not the best-known jack straw

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:11 (eight years ago) link

Somehow comforting to know he is a nonentity outwith these shores though.

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

All I can think now is "Never Mind the Bollocks It's The Sextil Pușcariu."

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

Ion Idriess

bulbs in the VU meters of God (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 20 March 2016 07:52 (eight years ago) link

Theodore Normington

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

Unity Blott

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 March 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

Bishop Despenser (real name Henry le Despenser) is pretty much the perfect name for the infamous bloodthirsty nobleman who was instrumental in suppressing rebellions in 14th century England.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_le_Despenser

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 5:37 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the best thing about this chap is that he was called 'the warrior bishop'

also that he absolved the soul of the rebel leader he defeated in combat and executed

Laertiades (imago), Saturday, 26 March 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

"A number of the rebels were killed but some, including Geoffrey Lister, were captured, tried, and then executed. Despenser displayed his 'mercy and piety' by hearing Lister's confession himself, absolved him and then accompanied him to the gallows, during which journey he 'held up the rebel's head to prevent it knocking on the ground while he was being dragged to the place of his hanging'."

1381: The Year of the Peasants' Revolt, pp 349-350

This story is based on writings from a very anti-rebel monastic chronicler who is known to have falsified a number of events through official writings. In the case of Lister there are multiple other sources confirming that he was beheaded.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 27 March 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

There was a Crow indian leader named No Intestines.

I really want to know how he got that name.

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 3 April 2016 11:09 (eight years ago) link

cricket again delivers. Namibia have a player called Zhivago Groenewald

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Sunday, 10 April 2016 10:44 (eight years ago) link

the spin doctor

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 April 2016 11:20 (eight years ago) link

Isaac Success

-_- (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 21 April 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

Ilse Assmann

I do not recall a death-free day. (map), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 14:55 (eight years ago) link

Patrick Claude Ekeng Ekeng

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:49 (eight years ago) link

Furkan Güngör

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

(c2004 stoke city academy forward) Paul Tortoishell

r|t|c, Sunday, 8 May 2016 08:48 (eight years ago) link

Zaka U. Cheema

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Sunday, 8 May 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link

Novilia Frilianty

Sounds like a cocteau twins song, not a name.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 9 May 2016 04:44 (eight years ago) link

Jazzi Barnum-Bobb

r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 08:55 (eight years ago) link

briggs boynton bralliar, m.d.

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:45 (eight years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hUq9YzY.jpg

yellow despackling power (Will M.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 15:06 (eight years ago) link

Wilburt Prysock

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 13 May 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link

Frank Fabra

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 May 2016 23:29 (eight years ago) link

just got a discogs order from a guy named

R1CHARD 0RIFICE

ian, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:04 (eight years ago) link

lol that is amazing

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link

Ha! Derived from the Italian for goldsmith?

Madchen, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

yeah almost certainly

and there is a real person with that name

nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

http://www.census-records.us/search/HOLE,DICK

a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link

Yasmani Duk

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Monday, 16 May 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

Lulu Qulu.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

Samuel Daniel

ogmor, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

Gerson von Bleichröder


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