I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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luv 2 gamble

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link

lmao predictorbros are so panicky

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link

if it turns out that yes, one early narrow loss is enough to deflate or derail the whole trump phenomenon it'll be so weird. strangely encouraging and disheartening at once

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

it's Short Attention Span Punditry

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

i think part of trump's brand is his power and losing to ted cruz even if it's not a surprise makes him look vulnerable, which is probably the worst thing he can appear to be.

nomar, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

I could almost see a butthurt Trump just taking his ball and going home.

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

"I thought you wanted me to be president, but I guess you're all just a bunch of losers. Maybe I'll sue you. I dunno."

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

I think he had more on the line than anyone with Iowa since his whole campaign narrative was 'everyone loves me, I'm number one, look at the polls' etc etc

iatee, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

one early narrow loss is enough to deflate or derail the whole trump phenomenon it'll be so weird.

he seems well positioned to win NH, unless he's committed the same predictable error there as he did in Iowa (ie hoping his media exposure will make up for not having a ground game that turns out actual votes). If he happens to lose NH it's gonna get pretty ugly for him.

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

I could almost see a butthurt Trump just taking his ball and going home.

― Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch)

interesting mixed metaphor

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link

Trump gives every indication of having no respect or interest in the actual mechanics of getting voters to the polls - retail politics, state-level infrastructure, etc. It isn't just about polls and exposure, there's this whole other more grueling, more mechanical process that converts that other stuff into actual votes. If he doesn't get that, he's fucked.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

Why is she licking his hand?

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link

should I make a dirty joke

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

btw NYT said last week that Bill has lost the Old Magic on the stump -- meandering, boring, wheezy

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

interesting that Hillary took Des Moines, figured Sanders would've had the advantage there

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

I liked how that NYT piece attributed his lack of dynamism to his veganism

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

the 2012 convention speech excepted, WJC has been meandering, boring, loud, and self-pitying for years

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

if trump loses he's still prob not going anywhere as a populist political figure. he'd actually be in a pretty good spot to start a right-wing media business and god knows he loves putting his name on shit.

iatee, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

i.e. a variety show

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link

Hillary should use something from Tusk for her theme song. "I Know I'm Not Wrong" maybe.

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link

I was gonna say "Walk a Thin Line"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

Bill has lost the Old Magic on the stump

He's just not as motivated as he was when it was his own campaign. Put him in front of a convention crowd and big television audience and he'll be Elvis again.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

from goole's quote: "the party as a whole... decided to cajole all viable non-Clinton candidates out of the race. This had the effect of making a Clinton victory much more likely than it would have been in a scenario when she was facing off against Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, and Deval Patrick."

So are we now supposed to take it as given that Warren, Biden, and Patrick were "cajoled" out of the race (vs. making their own choices for their own reasons)? Isn't that kind of like saying the 1961 Cubs woulda won the World Series, if only they'd signed Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris, and Yogi Berra? FWIW Clinton might also be less likely to defeat Zombie Gandhi as well.

mose allison brie larson (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

interesting that Hillary took Des Moines, figured Sanders would've had the advantage there

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, February 2, 2016 12:38 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DSM is the Big City but apart from Drake and idk DMACC there aren't any colleges there, just saying

i need to dig up a good results map

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

yeah I 100% certain that neither Warren nor Patrick were interested in running for President

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

i assume anyone over the level of County Assessor wants to run for president; but it didn't take much "cajoling " to not want to run for president against HRC

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

but yeah MY looks like he's trading on his status as a clued in DC journo to tell us something about the pre-pre-primary stage there

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link

MR PRESIDENT WHAT

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/scott-brown-endorsing-trump-new-hampshire

goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

hats off to Karl for this thread title, it is wonderful lols

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

so much awkward kissing in iowa...

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_550_400_noupscale/55df6f5b1d00002f001461f6.jpeg

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

the Scott Brown clown show continues

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link

take it to the "show me some men who look like old lesbians" thread

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Chicken Lady Gives *BAWK*ward Fist-Bump

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:00 (eight years ago) link

rare shot of fiorina's feared right hook

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

I hope there was loads of chicken guts on that glove.

nickn, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

why does Carly Fiorina think she can be President

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

money and power make a person delusional

j., Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

Jeb Spends $2,884 Per Iowa Vote

http://www.weeklystandard.com/jeb-spends-2884-per-iowa-vote/article/2000869

scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Hillary should use something from Tusk for her theme song. "I Know I'm Not Wrong" maybe.

or "Not That Funny"

Darin, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

nah

"What Makes You Think You're the One" or "Save Me A Place"

nomar, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

Jeb Spends $2,884 Per Iowa Vote

Was wondering earlier how many election cycles it's going to take for all these bajillionaire Super-PAC funders to realize that politicians are an absolutely terrible investment

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

their ROI would be the same if they just put all their money in a pile and set fire to it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

He's just not as motivated as he was when it was his own campaign

seemed p motivated when trashing Obama eight years ago

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

oh is that where you learned it from

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

billionaires spend very little money on politics in the grand scheme of things. ads themselves are often the terrible investment for politicans, esp ones everyone already knows - but why not throw a couple million dollars at jeb bush if it's pocket change to you? you might get to visit the white house.

iatee, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

idk they seem pretty unhappy with what they're getting from Jeb, for example. Unhappy enough to complain to the press.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

yeah it's like yelp reviews for them though

iatee, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

i wonder if de blasio's presence is what pushed clinton over the finish line in iowa?!

“We are fine with him here, but we would have been fine without him being here,” a grateful Clinton campaign source told the Wall Street Journal.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link


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