I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

an election full of Nixons

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a41785/ted-cruz-richard-nixon/

He looks so clammy. Nixon may have broke a sweat, but he never looked like he needed a bypass two days from now.

I find that my brain always wants to construct a portmanteau of 'squamous' and 'unctuous' as a descriptor of Cruz.

He's like a flan that someone dropped in the dirt.

squamptuous

He's like a flan that someone dropped in the dirt.

― Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), T

omg may I use this

By all means.

A cake left out in the raaaaaiiiiinnnnnnn.....

Nixon may have broke a sweat, but he never looked like he needed a bypass two days from now.

http://www.studiobriefing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Nixon-debate.jpg

That doesn't look so much like he needs a bypass as much as it looks like he needs a tube sock or a wash cloth.

like Lou Reed on the Magic & Loss cover

Thx for the hard lolz, pplains.

like a flan that someone dropped in the dirt

Thx for the hard lolz, pplains.

Anytime!

http://i.imgur.com/kXiP3RD.png

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3e/51/14/3e5114734d6a9d0ecd1538647acfaa2a.jpg

wait, stop! you're humanizing nixon! we have to go back! we have to g-

http://www.studiobriefing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Nixon-debate.jpg

aaah, there we go

aaaaaaahhhh

there we go

humanizing the vacuum

speaking of that meme thing, there are already people on youtube saying stuff like do you think HILLARY CLINTON would rush to the aid of a fainting man? not on your life!!

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/02/04/bernie-sanders-new-hampshire-faint-sot.cnn/video/playlists/bernie-sanders-2016/

like, really? she gonna kick the guy?

she's got people

idk if her rushing away from the podium like that would fly with the Secret Service

iirc romney saved a guy from drowning, so really the democrats should be voting for him

the democrats should be voting for phil collins then

But he did not lend a hand!

6) Mitt Romney and his sons saved a family and their dog from drowning: Mitt Romney saw people in trouble and he didn't wait for the government to save them, he made a REAL gutsy call, and did what he had to do to save their lives.

He made a REAL gutsy call to not watching a family drown from the back porch of his lake house.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 07:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

suck it phil collins!

― balls, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 07:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

Future NFL Hall of Famer Ray Lewis of the Ravens, listens to Phil Collins to get "psyched up".

Love turn thread has taken

6) Mitt Romney and his sons saved a family and their dog from drowning

sure, after killing their own dog

TS: Susan Collins vs. Phil Collins

No, it was the Huckabees who killed the dog. Romney just drove across the country with a dog on his roof.

6) Mitt Romney and his sons saved a family and their dog from drowning

sure, after killing their own dog

― mookieproof, Thursday, February 4, 2016 12:08 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was this the aforementioned "REAL gutsy call"? Do mormons practice sacrifice?

iirc romney saved a guy from drowning, so really the democrats should be voting for him

― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, February 4, 2016 8:44 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just the reagan democrats

Courteous as ever, he took me to see something framed on the far wall... a pleasant riverside watercolor study presented itself. I recognized every curve of the oak trees and the long grassy slope of the meadow. "This," Dutch breathed, "is where I was a lifeguard for seven (sic) summers. I saved 77 lives. And you know, none of 'em ever thanked me!"

when an old addled Reagan refers to the book as "trees" I went awww

I saved 77 lives.

a true ilxor

drunk (brain damage?) guy just came in waving a nikki sixx book at me and then he started ranting about the convenience store that closed and the damn "aye-rab" who ran it and i said i think he was from Pakistan and he said YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and then he called him a jarhead and i said i think you mean towelhead but that's still not quite right...and he said YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and it was kinda hard to understand him cuz he was missing some teeth.

i'm STILL being punished by a christian god for laughing at that new york magazine thing!

god bless murica.

https://newrepublic.com/article/128808/everybody-hates-ted

i heard a possibly homeless woman shout "A-rab" at the clerk in the corner store a couple months ago; it was like a flashback to the '70s

xp

xp to Scott
Did he at least buy something?

no. he wanted a ceedee cleaner. to clean his ceedee collection.

I cannot get enough of these delicious Cruz anecdotes. Gotta give it up to Rubio for the best burn: "Ted has had a tough week because what's happening now is more people are learning about him."

xp: you sure he wasn't just trying to buy poppers?

**drudge siren**

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaTz7cbWwAAXswU.jpg

I'm told he's a good dancer and wouldn't be surprised if he danced well on Noche Buena and New Year's Eve events w/family.

loooooooooooool xp

i heard he goes to Berghain with Claire Danes, but just for the ice cream
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-09/29/6/imagebuzz/webdr06/anigif_optimized-3191-1443521277-2.gif

he should join ILM, I hear there are a lot of people on there that are "really interested" in electronic dance music too

http://trumpdonald.org/