I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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he's kind of youthful-seeming, i guess. i'm surprised that he's 62, too! but he is.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 5 February 2016 23:24 (ten years ago)

Is Ted Cruz the biggest nerd to ever make a serious run at the Republican presidential nomination?

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 5 February 2016 23:46 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_mcie4Nasw

global tetrahedron, Friday, 5 February 2016 23:51 (ten years ago)

He's the worst kind of nerd too: rich, vindictive, evangelical.

I really hope he wins the nom so I can savor the spectacle of him being wedgied into oblivion in the general

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 5 February 2016 23:53 (ten years ago)

yah the rich, vindictive, preachy seems accurate. feel like he might be scarily more palatable if he had a beard and glasses.

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 6 February 2016 00:14 (ten years ago)

ted cruz honestly makes me think of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EO9y4rGxvk

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 6 February 2016 00:33 (ten years ago)

Cruz reminds me of:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_Mm4qUue--/196qxycq0lk1djpg.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 00:36 (ten years ago)

i find the ILX confidence that an 8-year Democratic prez is being elected in the fall to be touchingly amusing.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:36 (ten years ago)

also a personal source confirms that BS has done a pretaped SNL bit with LD.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:41 (ten years ago)

uh who has said HRC and Sanders would be elected twice

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:43 (ten years ago)

feingold is still young, maybe we can draft him in 8 years

― k3vin k., Friday, February 5, 2016 6:12 PM

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:45 (ten years ago)

k3vin is hoping for a Dem hope after an eight-year Cuban administration.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 01:57 (ten years ago)

well i'm just assuming that if a democrat does win this election, which seems likely, then that same person is likely to have the nomination in 2020

k3vin k., Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:18 (ten years ago)

you might wanna factor in the actuarial tables with this pair.

It is kinda creepy that Poppy Bush is the only one-term president many of you can remember.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:22 (ten years ago)

I'll put money on hillary being a one term prez. Altho who the GOP could field to beat her is nightmarish to consider.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:23 (ten years ago)

Hell, I'm so old I even remember a half term prez.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:25 (ten years ago)

It is kinda creepy that Poppy Bush is the only one-term president many of you can remember.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

http://parterre.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Its_obvious_youre_not_a_woman.jpg

"It's obvious you're not a woman."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:26 (ten years ago)

man your Mankiewicz pathology has metastasized into a rolling non sequitur

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:28 (ten years ago)

so has your age obsession

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:29 (ten years ago)

it is a cold, cruel, unfeeling age

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 02:30 (ten years ago)

robert maynard's question at 9:45 is a hoot! lust and Playboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuaPct7gH1w

scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2016 03:01 (ten years ago)

the '70s were wack

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 03:05 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/xTQzTXK.gif

pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 03:26 (ten years ago)

there are still moderate republicans but they never get much higher than, like, the city council level

my stepfather, who will turn 80 in june, just became a democrat

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 February 2016 03:31 (ten years ago)

http://cdn2.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/week-in-review-emma-watson-jelena.gif

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 03:41 (ten years ago)

it took 20 years to make it official, but yeah

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 February 2016 03:58 (ten years ago)

If Clinton and Schumer are in charge next year, it'll be a smooth transition for him.

so has your age obsession

HMMMMM? You mean being old enough to know that "Reagan was a political genius" is horseshit, sonny?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 14:49 (ten years ago)

terruhr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqitbSDjKzI

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 15:16 (ten years ago)

god hearing his voice again, arhghghghhghghghghg
it's pavlovian, i can't deal with this.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 6 February 2016 15:23 (ten years ago)

the PAC name "Right to Rise" is one of the most incredible aesthetic feats in modern politics imo

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, 6 February 2016 15:28 (ten years ago)

A firefight on sexism/Clinton/Sanders broke out on a famed gay writer's FB wall, and my God it made me not want to live much more than even these threads. tabes showed up in good form.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2016 15:31 (ten years ago)

HMMMMM? You mean being old enough to know that "Reagan was a political genius" is horseshit, sonny?

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

I will keep doing, but not worth it!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:01 (ten years ago)

I don't remember the GHWB years at all. I don't think I knew who was President until the 1996 election.

example (crüt), Saturday, 6 February 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)

ford was the first person i really remember. i mean i knew nixon's face and who he was but i remember seeing ford talk on t.v. and chevy made him a human for us. and then of course the 1976 thing was such a huge year for me as a kid. me and neighborhood kids got in the paper for writing carter grafitti on the sidewalk. election fever. bicentennial hoohah. and then carter just looked sadder and more tired on t.v. every year. but we had billy to keep us entertained.

scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)

i was a big bush supporter in 1992

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 6 February 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)

and then carter just looked sadder and more tired on t.v. every year.

See, that's the Carter I personally remember. Everyone always went on about his big smile and pearly teeth, but I only knew him as

http://i.imgur.com/VQ62zDs.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:21 (ten years ago)

^^ Know what the context is of that photo? Answering questions about the Iran hostage crisis? No. Addressing concerns about Three Mile Island? No....

... He's officially announcing that he will run for a second term in 1980.

pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)

this is the Jimmy C I remember. jumping jimmy carter, they called him.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1382607/original.jpg

nomar, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:29 (ten years ago)

do you guys know what gerald ford's real name was? NO GOOGLING.

scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:49 (ten years ago)

Leslie.

He was a guy named Leslie.

pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:54 (ten years ago)

leslie . . . king? something like that

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:54 (ten years ago)

Leslie Lynch King Jr.!

scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:58 (ten years ago)

good job ford nerds.

scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:59 (ten years ago)

I don't remember the GHWB years at all. I don't think I knew who was President until the 1996 election.

― example (crüt), Saturday, February 6, 2016 1:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not much worth remembering, other than his classic "no new taxes" gaffe, Iraq War, and that he liked making short people feel bad.

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:39 (ten years ago)

and the puking

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:42 (ten years ago)

dana carvey pretty funny though.

scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:43 (ten years ago)

xpost lol forgot about that. my 5th grade class was clowning him the day after that

also seward otm

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:44 (ten years ago)

Also this:
http://youtu.be/Ervjj_qRXXQ

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:45 (ten years ago)

For me Hillary's "foreign policy experience" is a huge negative. She voted with W on the Iraq War. She has been privy to the entire post 9/11 shitshow. She is partly responsible for the sorry state of things today (unless her positions have been meaningless) and her current position is to continue the status quo.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:55 (ten years ago)

I remember Bush going on network TV from the oval office, holding up a big bag of crack, and saying, "my fellow Americans, this is all MINE."

http://i.imgur.com/F8wJAFd.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:59 (ten years ago)


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