I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

here we go, the full clip: http://gawker.com/republican-candidates-cant-even-get-walking-to-their-de-1757564618

the first 30 seconds in particular are among the greatest seconds i've ever witnessed

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

Wow

So jealous of American politics for this stuff, not so much yknow the rest

thanking you so much for that link. best two minutes of campaign television since that one anchor went on that long, long, long walk through the entire CNN studio or whatever to go ask some people in a room a question.

debate itself has gone limp since the christie/rubio throwdown but that was obviously a rare peak.

Rubio pretty much did short-circuit back there

after watching that i feel like a high school QB getting carried around on shoulders after the championship game, BUT he knows that he blew his knee out on the final play. my point is that the rest of my life will never approach that moment, and now he has to move on

oh my fucking god did I just bust a gut watching taht link

Rubio: Barack Obama views America as an arrogant global power...

carson <3 <3 <3

RU-BI!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

bangarang

Cruz sounded very much like a man with no heart chuckling over the line that he has no heart.

Goldwater's ghost just stamped on a hat angrily

I can't get enough of Christie's attacks on Rubio

Christie vents all his bile on Rubio, Trump saves his for Bush. I'm surprised Trump would start baiting the audience.

that booing at trump reminded me of wrestling so much

college Repubs are the worst

Omg the clowns cant even get out of the car. That was the greatest.

Xxxp

Mitt Romney looks positively Founding Father like compared to this crop

that one anchor went on that long, long, long walk through the entire CNN studio or whatever to go ask some people in a room a question.

this was megyn kelly, on fox, going to ask some people in a room a question in order to get karl rove to accept the outcome of the election -- just saying it was even more epochal than you remember. this was incredible too of course.

that Bush-Trump exchange will be a game changer

Rubio unaware of the Necessary and Proper Clause

ahhhhhhh yes, thank you dlh

Just from a Republican perspective, I don't think Rubio's Obama Knows Exactly What He's Doing line is going to get him very far.

Jesus, he's at it again as I type...

Boo-bio

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this fucking automaton

businex tax rate

this is the Rambo "they didn't let us win" speech

Rubio doing such a great job on his Freshman Introduction to Communications speech

did jeb bush just say that the lesson of history is that "if you bomb something" and don't have a plan in place for what happens afterwards, bad things will happen?

Carson's where Perry was in his last couple of '12 debates--he's just there to clown around and throw out self-deprecating laugh lines.

Pretty much why I'm on ILX, come to think of it.

trump pledges to bring back waterboarding and...what it was "a hell of a lot worse"? "much worse"? something like that.

Cruz: Executive power has been the preferred avenue of Barack Obama.

Worse than waterboarding = listening to another recitation of Rubio's Obama rant.

lol

so how's this debate?

I personally think this debate is going to move some needles

Rubio's been exposed.

ok lol at trump bringing up reagan and his wonderful way of deal-making and then thirty seconds later complaining about having a president who takes too many vacations

btw total number of executive orders issued: reagan 381, obama 226

Clearly a coordinated governors' lovefest tonight

can't they take a break to like play kickball or something

but yeah, much as debates get overstated as game-changers, i could imagine that at least for new hampshire people who are making a point of watching, this could arrest the gains rubio's been making there. he just looks bad. trump is coming off lousy too but not in ways different from the ways he always does; maybe the main difference is jeb doesn't look totally hapless in the face of his middle school bully stuff.

lol bush really does not need to start sentences with "and in the bush administration..." cause it sounds like he's about to complain about some terrible policy under his brother

Christie has been in the zone all night

of course u guys are so busy on a Sat night...

o hey! look who's here! it's morbz!

http://i.imgur.com/epCNFue.gif

well i'm glad it was finally clarified who's voting for jeb: the crucial block of legally-deceased-americans.

"with 100% certainty, i will pick a winner: it will be either carolina or denver"
- ben dad joke carson

more baffling filler from ABC news - let's talk to a quarter-filled classroom of college bloggers or something? "Oh mannn it's Brad! Dude! Brad is here!"