I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)

How many of you don't like a Trump Presidency because you're afraid gangs of his supporters will beat you up? It's had to cross your mind a little bit.

I don't look Muslim, so no.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:47 (nine years ago)

in fact it has not

maybe it's my own imagination going crazy. i like to imagine that after trump is elected president america will instantly turn into a dystopia. roving bands of trump followers hassling people on the streets. burning trash fires. always have to look over your shoulder. i think it would be pretty cool.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:48 (nine years ago)

i think they made a movie about it actually, Back to the Future 2

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)

I've kind of been assuming that it would become easier to decide whether to move back to Canada.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:52 (nine years ago)

yea tbh it would be pretty exhilarating

flappy bird, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:00 (nine years ago)

i didn't know Sund4r had migrated south!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:31 (nine years ago)

Ted Cruz, ladies and gentlemen.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/702304168245985287

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:44 (nine years ago)

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=2016%20nevada%20caucus&eob=m.059_c/R/2/short/m.059_c/

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:55 (nine years ago)

^^Nevada caucus results, eventually

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:59 (nine years ago)

can someone set fire to the building pls

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:09 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC6pjYqmt4

I can't tell if this is serious or satire.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:11 (nine years ago)

Ric Flair for Presidetn

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:37 (nine years ago)

Ha ha; Facebook informs me that Trump's slogan MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN anagrams to I AM A TACKIER MEGA-REAGAN.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:39 (nine years ago)

I don't often feel sympathy for Clinton, but playing a Colbert clip during a town hall while she sits there watching? That made me squirm.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:42 (nine years ago)

xpost hahahahahaha

that's some Bible Code shit right there

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:42 (nine years ago)

http://www.crnewsinc.com/national/images/Trumpzilla.png

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:43 (nine years ago)

it's funny how money change a sit-you-ay-SHUN

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:46 (nine years ago)

American gettin fucked out they green by a white boy

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)

with NO VASELINE

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)

Lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:02 (nine years ago)

go on....

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:05 (nine years ago)

commas are for liberals

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:12 (nine years ago)

Don't Nominate, Reagan, They Said!

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:14 (nine years ago)

http://41.media.tumblr.com/0532dd87d8d9aeba2a1ff6906f28227a/tumblr_nuue2ifCRd1r4rdsro1_500.jpg

Oh, come on. these are just so dumb. i mean, then who would have been the guy Biff always beat up on

http://i.imgur.com/XK1NTJv.jpg

oh. right.

pplains, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)

lol

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)

apparently the Nevada caucus is a mess:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nevada-caucus-problems_us_56cd1530e4b041136f18c090?msi0y66r

and of course it drew these lovely people:

https://twitter.com/TheFriddle/status/702316134008119297

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:27 (nine years ago)

(xpost) West Virginia politics has changed a lot in the last 36 years.

Liquid Plejades, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:27 (nine years ago)

man I'm guessing Merkindome is probably gonna keep his chompers shut about this one

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:37 (nine years ago)

the votes are in - Spiro T Agnew declared victor

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:39 (nine years ago)

i'm going to guess the margin of victory is going to be large enough that a victor will still be declared tonight but God am I looking forward to the shitstorm that's gonna come out of this

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

trigger warning - Jesus fucking christ

https://twitter.com/AaronDFordNV/status/702335062851727362/photo/1

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:50 (nine years ago)

They could be protesting Trump

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:55 (nine years ago)

i'm sure that'll be the narrative he tries to sell ("they were plants! Cruz paid them!"), but I doubt it

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:57 (nine years ago)

This is hilarious

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:02 (nine years ago)

Well ok not the kkk stuff ugh

Xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:04 (nine years ago)

the "not having enough ballots, voting twice, no caucus site set up" shit is hilarious for sure

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:06 (nine years ago)

http://40.media.tumblr.com/84838259b70ac5f061f49075277860ea/tumblr_nsstjsLCCf1trx9e2o1_1280.jpg

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:15 (nine years ago)

i'm sure that'll be the narrative he tries to sell ("they were plants! Cruz paid them!"), but I doubt it

no way, haven't you been paying attention to his campaign? he'll shrug give a smug smile and say something like "my supporters are passionate" or more likely "i didn't ask them for their support," or something like that. calling them cruz plants would be totally off-brand

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:25 (nine years ago)

heh, good point!

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:27 (nine years ago)

acc to msnbc entrance polling hispanics prefered trump to rubio 44% to 29%

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:35 (nine years ago)

That's sobering

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:41 (nine years ago)

Van Jones is freaking out

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:45 (nine years ago)

And who can blame him

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:46 (nine years ago)

start to get excited for pres trump

• (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 08:51 (nine years ago)

100% going to happen

• (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 08:52 (nine years ago)

acc to msnbc entrance polling hispanics prefered trump to rubio 44% to 29%

― Mordy, Wednesday, February 24, 2016 12:35 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's sobering

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous),

This didn't sound right. A reporter friend of a friend wrote, "The total size of the Nevada GOP caucus is about 37,000 people. Nine percent of that is Latino/Hispanic, which means 3330 people. Forty six percent of that is 1531 people. The total Latino/Hispanic population of Nevada, meanwhile, is 373,970. So we're talking 0.4% of all Latino/Hispanic people in Nevada, which statistically speaking, is NONE OF THEM."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 11:52 (nine years ago)

But the 1531 people are a sample of the population? Statistically speaking

badg, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:35 (nine years ago)

a sample of the population who happen to be enthusiastic about voting in the Republican caucus

crüt, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)


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