I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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I like "bigly."

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 02:56 (nine years ago)

when Trump said "waste, fraud, and abuse" I thought he meant those were the pillars of his strategy

Donald Trump is the real life analogue of Mayor Quimby.

larry appleton, Friday, 26 February 2016 02:57 (nine years ago)

Whoa...Hewitt's so shook up, he says "Mitt Roomney."

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 02:57 (nine years ago)

think it was "big league" tbh

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Friday, 26 February 2016 02:59 (nine years ago)

it was definitely "bigly"

crüt, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:00 (nine years ago)

There's a hot dog in the background

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:00 (nine years ago)

Trump going there with the Bill Clinton reference

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:03 (nine years ago)

liability for Hillary

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:03 (nine years ago)

good lord trump is such a prick

crüt, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:04 (nine years ago)

I did enjoy his belittlement of Cruz there..."Keep swingin' for the fences."

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:05 (nine years ago)

if cruz is president he promises you that he will bring the rapture to israel

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:12 (nine years ago)

the funny thing about the israeli-palestinian conflict is that it very much IS a real estate deal!

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:16 (nine years ago)

lol

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)

It has been embarrassing that even Kasich gets questions and Carson gets none.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)

it's also embarrassing when he gets questions

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:21 (nine years ago)

what the living fuck is carson talking about

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:22 (nine years ago)

I've made fun of Carson lots--but I think he's about even with Kasich in the polls, so there's no real basis for ignoring one and not the other.

Rubio should stay clear of Obama. Every time he mentions his name, I wait for that "Let's dispel..." switch to flip on.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:28 (nine years ago)

kasich doesn't show up to debates stoned

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:31 (nine years ago)

I am not sure carson really benefits from carson talking more, but 'can someone attack me' was pretty lol

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:31 (nine years ago)

omg Wolf stand up for yourself!

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

yes i hope carson never stops running

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

lol wolf is such a pushover

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:33 (nine years ago)

lololol

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:34 (nine years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAA

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (nine years ago)

omg this is hilarious

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (nine years ago)

Sad, but strangely compelling.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (nine years ago)

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:36 (nine years ago)

Strangely sad, but hilarious.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:36 (nine years ago)

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

*takes a drink*

(get those 37 states away from them)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:39 (nine years ago)

I finally turned this on because it sounded like it was getting awesome and it's just people exchanging boring falsehoods about Apple

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:40 (nine years ago)

This is the thanks we get for Justin Bieber?

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:41 (nine years ago)

We gotta pay for a wall now?

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:41 (nine years ago)

I'm not paying for any fucking wall.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

I mean, I'll chip in a few dollars, but that's it.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:43 (nine years ago)

How is Rubio not saying "Puerto Rico is just going to go bankrupt again and again, like Donald Trump"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:43 (nine years ago)

if you build it, they will come

https://bandcamp.com/tag/harsh-noise-wall

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:44 (nine years ago)

I was against the wall before, but now that canada is paying for it it seems more appealing

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:45 (nine years ago)

I wonder how much the gov could raise for the wall via Kickstarter

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:46 (nine years ago)

crackstarter

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:47 (nine years ago)

DNC should just make a commercial showing that insane 2-3 minute melee between Trump/ Cruz/ Rubio right before Basch moved on to Apple.

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:51 (nine years ago)

Let us all join hands with Ben carson

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:52 (nine years ago)

I hope through an series of unlikely mishaps, Ben Carson ends up becoming president.

larry appleton, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:52 (nine years ago)

the best part was when the 3 of them were talking at once for way too long

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:56 (nine years ago)

trump is speculating about rubio's sweating disorder in an interview right now

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:58 (nine years ago)

meanwhile, at the wash press corps foundation dinner, lindsey graham:

"My party has gone batshit crazy."
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you."

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:02 (nine years ago)

whoa, really?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:05 (nine years ago)

god i think i hate hearing Rubio speak as much as Cruz.

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:05 (nine years ago)

*as I hate hearing Cruz

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:06 (nine years ago)

yeah those are real quotes, a bunch of journalists tweeted them

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:08 (nine years ago)

they both sound like they should have shows on AFR

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:09 (nine years ago)


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