I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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it was definitely "bigly"

crüt, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:00 (eight years ago) link

There's a hot dog in the background

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:00 (eight years ago) link

Trump going there with the Bill Clinton reference

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:03 (eight years ago) link

liability for Hillary

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:03 (eight years ago) link

good lord trump is such a prick

crüt, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:04 (eight years ago) link

I did enjoy his belittlement of Cruz there..."Keep swingin' for the fences."

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:05 (eight years ago) link

if cruz is president he promises you that he will bring the rapture to israel

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:12 (eight years ago) link

the funny thing about the israeli-palestinian conflict is that it very much IS a real estate deal!

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:16 (eight years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:17 (eight years ago) link

It has been embarrassing that even Kasich gets questions and Carson gets none.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

it's also embarrassing when he gets questions

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

what the living fuck is carson talking about

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:22 (eight years ago) link

I've made fun of Carson lots--but I think he's about even with Kasich in the polls, so there's no real basis for ignoring one and not the other.

Rubio should stay clear of Obama. Every time he mentions his name, I wait for that "Let's dispel..." switch to flip on.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:28 (eight years ago) link

kasich doesn't show up to debates stoned

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link

I am not sure carson really benefits from carson talking more, but 'can someone attack me' was pretty lol

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link

omg Wolf stand up for yourself!

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:33 (eight years ago) link

yes i hope carson never stops running

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:33 (eight years ago) link

lol wolf is such a pushover

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:33 (eight years ago) link

lololol

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:34 (eight years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAA

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

omg this is hilarious

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

Sad, but strangely compelling.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link

Strangely sad, but hilarious.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

*takes a drink*

(get those 37 states away from them)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:39 (eight years ago) link

I finally turned this on because it sounded like it was getting awesome and it's just people exchanging boring falsehoods about Apple

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link

This is the thanks we get for Justin Bieber?

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link

We gotta pay for a wall now?

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link

I'm not paying for any fucking wall.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

I mean, I'll chip in a few dollars, but that's it.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

How is Rubio not saying "Puerto Rico is just going to go bankrupt again and again, like Donald Trump"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

if you build it, they will come

https://bandcamp.com/tag/harsh-noise-wall

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link

I was against the wall before, but now that canada is paying for it it seems more appealing

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:45 (eight years ago) link

I wonder how much the gov could raise for the wall via Kickstarter

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link

crackstarter

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:47 (eight years ago) link

DNC should just make a commercial showing that insane 2-3 minute melee between Trump/ Cruz/ Rubio right before Basch moved on to Apple.

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:51 (eight years ago) link

Let us all join hands with Ben carson

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

I hope through an series of unlikely mishaps, Ben Carson ends up becoming president.

larry appleton, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

the best part was when the 3 of them were talking at once for way too long

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link

trump is speculating about rubio's sweating disorder in an interview right now

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

meanwhile, at the wash press corps foundation dinner, lindsey graham:

"My party has gone batshit crazy."
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you."

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link

whoa, really?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

god i think i hate hearing Rubio speak as much as Cruz.

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

*as I hate hearing Cruz

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

yeah those are real quotes, a bunch of journalists tweeted them

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:08 (eight years ago) link

they both sound like they should have shows on AFR

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

xps Ladies and germs, the ever-quotable Lindsey Graham.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:11 (eight years ago) link

I Googled "Donald Trump Polish workers," just like I was told to.

http://www.nytimes.com/1998/06/14/nyregion/after-15-years-in-court-workers-lawsuit-against-trump-faces-yet-another-delay.html?pagewanted=all

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

this was good wld stream again gotta get kasish and carson off the stage if theyre not gonna say mean things abt trump tho

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link

rubio literally said trump wld be a street vendor w/o his inheritance lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link


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