I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

lololol

HAHAHAHAHAA

omg this is hilarious

Sad, but strangely compelling.

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

Strangely sad, but hilarious.

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

*takes a drink*

(get those 37 states away from them)

I finally turned this on because it sounded like it was getting awesome and it's just people exchanging boring falsehoods about Apple

This is the thanks we get for Justin Bieber?

We gotta pay for a wall now?

I'm not paying for any fucking wall.

I mean, I'll chip in a few dollars, but that's it.

How is Rubio not saying "Puerto Rico is just going to go bankrupt again and again, like Donald Trump"

if you build it, they will come

https://bandcamp.com/tag/harsh-noise-wall

I was against the wall before, but now that canada is paying for it it seems more appealing

I wonder how much the gov could raise for the wall via Kickstarter

crackstarter

DNC should just make a commercial showing that insane 2-3 minute melee between Trump/ Cruz/ Rubio right before Basch moved on to Apple.

Let us all join hands with Ben carson

I hope through an series of unlikely mishaps, Ben Carson ends up becoming president.

the best part was when the 3 of them were talking at once for way too long

trump is speculating about rubio's sweating disorder in an interview right now

meanwhile, at the wash press corps foundation dinner, lindsey graham:

"My party has gone batshit crazy."
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you."

whoa, really?

god i think i hate hearing Rubio speak as much as Cruz.

*as I hate hearing Cruz

yeah those are real quotes, a bunch of journalists tweeted them

they both sound like they should have shows on AFR

xps Ladies and germs, the ever-quotable Lindsey Graham.

I Googled "Donald Trump Polish workers," just like I was told to.

http://www.nytimes.com/1998/06/14/nyregion/after-15-years-in-court-workers-lawsuit-against-trump-faces-yet-another-delay.html?pagewanted=all

this was good wld stream again gotta get kasish and carson off the stage if theyre not gonna say mean things abt trump tho

rubio literally said trump wld be a street vendor w/o his inheritance lmao

they shdve done this months ago tho

didnt see the whole thing but calling trump a reality tv star over and over seems like it cld be fub

fun

Finally we find that 38% of Florida voters think it's possible that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. 10% say he for sure is, and another 28% say that they are just not sure. Cruz is exonerated from being a toddler serial killer by 62% of the Sunshine State populace.

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html

For some reason I suspect just about every campaign before the advent of television, let alone radio, was like this mess.

presidential candidates didnt even used campaign or debate

rubio literally said trump wld be a street vendor w/o his inheritance

That kind of slipped by--hilarious. Rubio's now selling joke watches on his site:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rubio-campaign-sells-trump-watches-after-debate-crack/article/2584287?custom_click=rss

(I.e., not actual watches.)

he should have planned for this crack, got some watches ready

that crack was really snobby and shitty though. there's nothing wrong with being a street vendor in manhattan.

thank u hurting for alerting me to bernie's pro GMO Labeling stance

lol yeah, that irritated me a little

The thing about Rubio's watch vendor line is it rang true. Also you guys are missing some of the point if you think he was just saying "street vendor."

thank u hurting for alerting me to bernie's pro GMO Labeling stance

― Mordy, Thursday, February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (2 minutes ago)

it's very popular in VT

https://imgflip.com/i/zuose

Is street vendor some kind of code? I thought it just meant huckster.

that crack was really snobby and shitty though. there's nothing wrong with being a street vendor in manhattan.

― Treeship, Thursday, February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was referring to this. "Street vendor" doesn't mean huckster necessarily but "watch salesman" def does.

Worst answer of the night might have been Trump's resurrection of the waste-fraud-and-abuse magic bullet. As the moderator pointed out, that's generally deemed to be about 0.1% of the budget or something.