I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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a la Chris Holmes from WASP in DOWCII

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ofAY1im.png

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

or they could have just hooked him up to an IV drip that was out of shot.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link

i'll never understand why they don't have the SOTU responders deliver in a room with a sympathetic audience and multiple cameras. it's a fakeass 'tradition' anyway, do it how you want!

goole, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link

ya srsly

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

Agree that it's fakeass - I think it's supposed to look like you just came out of hearing the speech and you're giving your extemporaneous reaction. When of course the speech was written long before and the responder has been doing nothing but preparing for it for days.

rock me, I'm a deist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link

Are they making changes to the speech as the SOTU progresses? Because if not, it seems the best approach would be to pre-tape the thing.

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link

it's supposed to not bury the person giving it under gales of laughter

goole, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link

"Tonight, the response to the State of the Union address will be delivered by theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper."

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

taht would b e rad

ciderpress, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link

Certain more humanlike displays of empathy and emotion

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link

First of all, I'm sorry. Second, I'm slightly tipsy.

My choir is going to record a cd of Danish lyrical songs, but we're having the lyrics translated into English. And the translations haven't been finished yet, but we have to rehearse, so there are empty spots in some of the songs, and we've begun to just sing 'Trump' 'Donald' or 'Donald Trump' depending on the space. Anyway, one of the songs, it fitted pretty well, so I changed it until nearly all of it made sense. It's about a nightingale, and DC is Denmark.

Along the east coast shoreline are towns of glass arrayed
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
Where angry men are yelling beneath the tower shade
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

Like golden bells that sing as the dew falls on a dump
Do-nald Trumo
(Donald Trump)
In evening shade is ranting the tender Donald Trump
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

The pretty yelling sounding in northern summer eve
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
Enchants the soul and gathers your list’ners to believe
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

This image I have carried within me on my way
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
For you have quite entranced me, your words I must obey
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

My precious fellow being, you have enraptured me
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
And always I shall love you, and love you utterly
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

And no, it isn't that much better with nightingale.

Frederik B, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link

dunno what 'all but' means or where this even comes from, but

@EWErickson
Christie staff all but admits Christie hit Rubio in the NH debate to help Trump.

mookieproof, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:23 (eight years ago) link

i think he's just talking shit

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link

If he's trying to buddy up to Trump, this is a good way to spin his swatting Rubio. But this is retrospective and self-serving, and so very suspect.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

http://i66.tinypic.com/ruspcz.jpg

... (Eazy), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

it was all part of a master plan to help his good friend not a desperate last ditch attempt to salvage the only dream hes ever had

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

i feel like i and the ppl i know don't lie as much as these ppl do. it's sort of shocking

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link

sounds like something a liar would say

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link

ive never lied i think its bad

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link

i'm not saying i've never lied, but this election cycle the republicans seem to be doing it all the fucking time in a way that jumps out

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link

trump said he heard unemployment was at 42 percent

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link

not to be all faux naif about it but still, when you step back

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

goole, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link

well he did, treeship

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

just now when he said it

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link

alec baldwin otm there imo, gets less otm after that.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcHdfSEVAAAJzCY.jpg

goole, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

― goole, Friday, February 26, 2016 5:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya lot a reasonable suggestions there

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:43 (eight years ago) link

Kanye is a good one

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

The more I think about it, the more plausible it becomes that Trump is basing his whole campaign straight out of the WWE (aka WWF) playbook.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

kanye is... unrealistic

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

that's what they said about trump

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

assume youre referencing this article xp if not its recommended https://newrepublic.com/article/122494/pro-wrestling-can-teach-you-everything-you-need-know-about-gop

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

bill maher is the one that really hit home for me

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

eh does anyone actually like that shbag

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

can see Kanye gettin the millenials + some of the black vote but yeah it's just a funny idea

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

~interesting~ that none of the liberal answers (besides the bernie or hillary lolz) are all the plausible

goole, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

*that

goole, Friday, 26 February 2016 22:54 (eight years ago) link

we did the WWE thing 3 days ago

my god the 72-minute ilx news cycle

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link

time to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_J5ASIEYs8

(Gore Vidal's fave movie btw)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 February 2016 23:00 (eight years ago) link

i was avoiding this thread until last night but IM BACK BABY

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link

~interesting~ that none of the liberal answers (besides the bernie or hillary lolz) are all the plausible

― goole, Friday, February 26, 2016 5:54 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the party was in the process of whittling itself down to a rump like the gop is a lot of these wld become more realistic

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link

Ben Affleck: now's your chance to vote Batman for president

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 26 February 2016 23:04 (eight years ago) link

not voting for any Batman that doesn't do the Batusi

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 February 2016 23:08 (eight years ago) link

Sean penn was a good answer

marcos, Friday, 26 February 2016 23:17 (eight years ago) link

oliver stone?

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 26 February 2016 23:23 (eight years ago) link

ya him mahr and michael moore are some revolting smug boomer white male liberal triad xp

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 23:24 (eight years ago) link

I don't know about this new Rubio strategy of zeroing in on Trump's spelling...may have to rethink that one. If nothing else, there's a Dan Quayle Trump endorsement on the way.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 23:26 (eight years ago) link

trump's spelling errors are pretty ridiculous though tbf

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link


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