I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

Are they making changes to the speech as the SOTU progresses? Because if not, it seems the best approach would be to pre-tape the thing.

it's supposed to not bury the person giving it under gales of laughter

"Tonight, the response to the State of the Union address will be delivered by theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper."

taht would b e rad

Certain more humanlike displays of empathy and emotion

First of all, I'm sorry. Second, I'm slightly tipsy.

My choir is going to record a cd of Danish lyrical songs, but we're having the lyrics translated into English. And the translations haven't been finished yet, but we have to rehearse, so there are empty spots in some of the songs, and we've begun to just sing 'Trump' 'Donald' or 'Donald Trump' depending on the space. Anyway, one of the songs, it fitted pretty well, so I changed it until nearly all of it made sense. It's about a nightingale, and DC is Denmark.

Along the east coast shoreline are towns of glass arrayed
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
Where angry men are yelling beneath the tower shade
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

Like golden bells that sing as the dew falls on a dump
Do-nald Trumo
(Donald Trump)
In evening shade is ranting the tender Donald Trump
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

The pretty yelling sounding in northern summer eve
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
Enchants the soul and gathers your list’ners to believe
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

This image I have carried within me on my way
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
For you have quite entranced me, your words I must obey
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

My precious fellow being, you have enraptured me
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
And always I shall love you, and love you utterly
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

And no, it isn't that much better with nightingale.

dunno what 'all but' means or where this even comes from, but

@EWErickson
Christie staff all but admits Christie hit Rubio in the NH debate to help Trump.

i think he's just talking shit

If he's trying to buddy up to Trump, this is a good way to spin his swatting Rubio. But this is retrospective and self-serving, and so very suspect.

http://i66.tinypic.com/ruspcz.jpg

it was all part of a master plan to help his good friend not a desperate last ditch attempt to salvage the only dream hes ever had

i feel like i and the ppl i know don't lie as much as these ppl do. it's sort of shocking

sounds like something a liar would say

ive never lied i think its bad

i'm not saying i've never lied, but this election cycle the republicans seem to be doing it all the fucking time in a way that jumps out

trump said he heard unemployment was at 42 percent

not to be all faux naif about it but still, when you step back

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

well he did, treeship

just now when he said it

alec baldwin otm there imo, gets less otm after that.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcHdfSEVAAAJzCY.jpg

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

― goole, Friday, February 26, 2016 5:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya lot a reasonable suggestions there

Kanye is a good one

The more I think about it, the more plausible it becomes that Trump is basing his whole campaign straight out of the WWE (aka WWF) playbook.

kanye is... unrealistic

that's what they said about trump

assume youre referencing this article xp if not its recommended https://newrepublic.com/article/122494/pro-wrestling-can-teach-you-everything-you-need-know-about-gop

bill maher is the one that really hit home for me

eh does anyone actually like that shbag

can see Kanye gettin the millenials + some of the black vote but yeah it's just a funny idea

~interesting~ that none of the liberal answers (besides the bernie or hillary lolz) are all the plausible

*that

we did the WWE thing 3 days ago

my god the 72-minute ilx news cycle

time to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_J5ASIEYs8

(Gore Vidal's fave movie btw)

i was avoiding this thread until last night but IM BACK BABY

~interesting~ that none of the liberal answers (besides the bernie or hillary lolz) are all the plausible

― goole, Friday, February 26, 2016 5:54 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the party was in the process of whittling itself down to a rump like the gop is a lot of these wld become more realistic

Ben Affleck: now's your chance to vote Batman for president

not voting for any Batman that doesn't do the Batusi

Sean penn was a good answer

oliver stone?

ya him mahr and michael moore are some revolting smug boomer white male liberal triad xp

I don't know about this new Rubio strategy of zeroing in on Trump's spelling...may have to rethink that one. If nothing else, there's a Dan Quayle Trump endorsement on the way.

trump's spelling errors are pretty ridiculous though tbf

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

― goole, Friday, February 26, 2016 5:39 PM (46 minutes ago)

i guess i don't really understand the question. is it just someone who lots of liberals like but would be an incompetent leader? or who is maybe not as liberal as their reputation?

Are Clinton and Sanders strong spellers?

someone theres just no way u cld even cast a vote for was how i read it m/l

im a terrible speller but even i know you dont spell it chocked

i thought "honer" was even crazier than that

i mean, a lot of factors go into whether someone is a good speller, i wouldn't judge him too hard on that if he was otherwise a reasonable dude but