Homes Under The Hammer slumlords might be a possibility?
― jedi slimane (suzy), Sunday, 28 February 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link
I have always wanted to see a show on Challenge culled of clips of awkward small-talk at the start of gameshows, with commentary from someone like Graham Norton when he was still on Channel 4 or Harry Hill.
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/29/groom-criticises-stag-weekenders-ryanair-midair-brawl-causes-flight-diversion
The man standing is heard to say: “I’m not afraid of you, I swear on my mother’s life. You’ve done it now. Why shouldn’t I batter you in the face? I would rather stab you in the face with a fork. No disrespect to you, but I hate you.”
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRgE-a_plUE
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link
Having paid out over £8,000 in removal and storage costs plus four years of alleged licence arrears to recover his boat, Leigh Ravenscroft's hopes his claim will show that CaRT was acting beyond its powers in seizing it and demanding back payment of licence fees.Mr Ravenscroft claims that the boat, Grandma Molly (previously named Three Wise Monkeys) was moored over water and against land where CaRT have no jurisdiction. Furthermore, for most of the four years when it did not have a licence it was not owned by him.
Mr Ravenscroft claims that the boat, Grandma Molly (previously named Three Wise Monkeys) was moored over water and against land where CaRT have no jurisdiction. Furthermore, for most of the four years when it did not have a licence it was not owned by him.
LEIGH Ravenscroft, 39, of Moor Lane, East Stoke, has been found guilty of having no insurance for a Mercedes in Upper Parliament Street, Nottingham, on January 11. His case will be listed at Mansfield Magistrates' Court on January 14.
Pet owners living near a Nottinghamshire village are being warned to be on their guard after a large owl escaped.Sammy, a female European eagle owl, has a 6ft (1.8m) wingspan and is usually fed on day-old chicks. Owner Lee Ravenscroft, of East Stoke near Newark, said the bird of prey will hunt foxes and rabbits in the wild, but might also resort to cats or dogs.Mr Ravenscroft said: "Sammy is about two-and-a-half foot tall with a six-foot wingspan. Big bird."She'll be looking for foxes, rabbits, things like that. The danger is if she goes into a village where people are walking their dogs, that's what I'm concerned about.
Mr Ravenscroft said: "Sammy is about two-and-a-half foot tall with a six-foot wingspan. Big bird."She'll be looking for foxes, rabbits, things like that. The danger is if she goes into a village where people are walking their dogs, that's what I'm concerned about.
https://www.mixcloud.com/leighravenscroft/
Or the likes of Mark Haining, Neelu Berry, Justyna Rzeska and Leigh Ravenscroft, who chased an innocent elderly lady (whom they’d stupidly mistaken for the school’s headmistress) down the street, shouting “Why are you laughing?”, “Stop killing babies”, “We don’t want Satanists on this planet” and “They won’t be here for much longer” (a clear death threat)?
― r|t|c, Sunday, 6 March 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link
Oh god, that Hampstead satanist thing is a rabbit hole of pure madness.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 6 March 2016 13:46 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdBRYyqXIAADntT.jpg
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 11:10 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/08/police-investigate-spate-of-cyclists-being-pushed-into-london-canals
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link
There was a fair of bit of prolonged police activity outside my house on Friday, it turns out this local thug called Wayne has been arrested for attempted murder in the local Asda. He went for someone with a knife, causing "serious throat injuries". It is quite disturbing really because I have had an argument with him once but thankfully it didn't go beyond unpleasant verbals. It got me thinking how preposterous my kind of bullshit bravado self image is sometimes, like I tell myself I don't take any shit off anybody, when in fact I am probably a prime candidate for "taking shit" but have been mostly riding my luck so far.
― calzino, Sunday, 13 March 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/RightWingBio
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 19 March 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link
http://www.itv.com/news/wales/2016-03-29/soldiers-jailed-for-beating-up-disabled-teenagers-in-brutal-attack/
Attack in Wales, one of the heroes squaddies from Scotland, but yeah.
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 09:10 (eight years ago) link
"Our boys" gave them a bell of a beating.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 09:14 (eight years ago) link
that's what young people need today, a bit of discipline
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 11:04 (eight years ago) link
big mistake spotty cannon fodder made was not being in the cabinet amirite
― "Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 11:19 (eight years ago) link
http://www.leicesterfantv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Carl-Muggleton-Driving.jpg
― tangenttangent, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link
West Heslerton: Entire village goes up for sale for £20m
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35958871?SThisFB
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link
'I don't care that I'm guilty. I'm not bothered mate. I love it mate.'
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 07:24 (eight years ago) link
Det Ch Insp Matt Walker, of North Yorkshire Police, said: "We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons."
what a prick
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 08:31 (eight years ago) link
icona pop early draft xp
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 08:33 (eight years ago) link
lol, I missed that bit (xp)
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 08:37 (eight years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/butlins-apologises-after-race-hate-wrestling-show-for-kids-at-holiday-camp_uk_5703b6a4e4b069ef5c00d9f7?icid=maing-grid7%257Cukt2%257Cdl1%257Csec3_lnk6%2526pLid%253D446699
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbLRfayWIAA_BgE.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
While walking back from town this morning I saw someone come out of a newsagents and get into their car, which reminded me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6OVMzImrcFrom 1993 but actually less old fashioned than I remember it, at least until the voiceover starts.
― an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
one of the bleakest things i've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KwCY7AFyc0
― piscesx, Monday, 25 April 2016 22:19 (eight years ago) link
hey it's ATP
― some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link
Not fair on Pontins, at least they have a pool and a slide :p
― calzino, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link
today my colleague's kids were alarmed and confused by the latest bit of Trafford centre hyperreality http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/recap-watch-what-would-happen-11308126
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 08:44 (eight years ago) link
Update: Police chief apologises after 'suicide bomber' shouted 'Allahu Akbar' during Trafford Centre training exercise
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link
:D
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link
thought we hadn't seen M______ M_______ for a while
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link
Police officers 'used helicopter camera to spy on people having sex'
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link
holy shit at that pontins clip, the manager creep at the end
― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45QxmmZbMY
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link
Low hanging fruit but two shirtless men have shut down the Newcastle metro system by climbing on to a bridge and unfurling a bed sheet with "hang all peodo's" painted on it.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:04 (eight years ago) link
can u confirm that spelling
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:23 (eight years ago) link
well I can
http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11315928.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS89541795.jpg
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:25 (eight years ago) link
That appears to be written with poo.
― jedi slimane (suzy), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:37 (eight years ago) link
I seem to remember some idiots vandalising a paediatrician's house some years back.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:44 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13151463_460327847501207_3202896431876666846_n.jpg?oh=55e720a80b983a1fd400be6cdb02b8c6&oe=57A0C95E
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link
Can confirm from my litter-picking experience that peedos, peodos, etc function to allow various people who've been in prison for various stuff to agree on a shared bogeyman/common enemy
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link
For example if you shot out the windows on your girlfriend's car because she was going on facebook, the peodo is still worse than you. If you discover that you're talking to someone else from a rival postcode at least you can agree that peodos are the real problem and need killing
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link
Paedophiles - bringing people together.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36149444
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link
meh! digging graves is little more than minor groundworks to people outside the cosseted world of L1 management:p
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:11 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZWFlFI5.jpg
― Alba, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:49 (eight years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gun-obsessed-brit-tortured-raped-7881020
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0dTqnKE.jpg
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link
Naked woman sandcastle police apologise for 'bad taste' sculpture
― ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:18 (eight years ago) link
"The sculpture, depicting a sprawled murder victim surrounded by police tape..."
"Ms Toms acknowledged officers had intended to be 'light-hearted'"
ah, one of those light-hearted murders...
― koogs, Friday, 20 May 2016 15:56 (eight years ago) link