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"Our boys" gave them a bell of a beating.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 09:14 (nine years ago)

that's what young people need today, a bit of discipline

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 11:04 (nine years ago)

big mistake spotty cannon fodder made was not being in the cabinet amirite

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 11:19 (nine years ago)

http://www.leicesterfantv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Carl-Muggleton-Driving.jpg

tangenttangent, Monday, 4 April 2016 15:32 (nine years ago)

West Heslerton: Entire village goes up for sale for £20m

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35958871?SThisFB

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 April 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)

'I don't care that I'm guilty. I'm not bothered mate. I love it mate.'

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 07:24 (nine years ago)

Det Ch Insp Matt Walker, of North Yorkshire Police, said: "We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons."

what a prick

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 08:31 (nine years ago)

icona pop early draft xp

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 08:33 (nine years ago)

lol, I missed that bit (xp)

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 08:37 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbLRfayWIAA_BgE.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)

While walking back from town this morning I saw someone come out of a newsagents and get into their car, which reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6OVMzImrc
From 1993 but actually less old fashioned than I remember it, at least until the voiceover starts.

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Sunday, 17 April 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)

one of the bleakest things i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KwCY7AFyc0

piscesx, Monday, 25 April 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)

hey it's ATP

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:19 (nine years ago)

Not fair on Pontins, at least they have a pool and a slide :p

calzino, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 00:37 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

today my colleague's kids were alarmed and confused by the latest bit of Trafford centre hyperreality http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/recap-watch-what-would-happen-11308126

ogmor, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 08:44 (nine years ago)

Update: Police chief apologises after 'suicide bomber' shouted 'Allahu Akbar' during Trafford Centre training exercise

r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)

:D

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)

thought we hadn't seen M______ M_______ for a while

a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

Police officers 'used helicopter camera to spy on people having sex'

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)

holy shit at that pontins clip, the manager creep at the end

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45QxmmZbMY

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:31 (nine years ago)

Low hanging fruit but two shirtless men have shut down the Newcastle metro system by climbing on to a bridge and unfurling a bed sheet with "hang all peodo's" painted on it.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:04 (nine years ago)

can u confirm that spelling

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)

well I can

http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11315928.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS89541795.jpg

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)

That appears to be written with poo.

jedi slimane (suzy), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

I seem to remember some idiots vandalising a paediatrician's house some years back.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)

Can confirm from my litter-picking experience that peedos, peodos, etc function to allow various people who've been in prison for various stuff to agree on a shared bogeyman/common enemy

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)

For example if you shot out the windows on your girlfriend's car because she was going on facebook, the peodo is still worse than you. If you discover that you're talking to someone else from a rival postcode at least you can agree that peodos are the real problem and need killing

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)

Paedophiles - bringing people together.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36149444

r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:31 (nine years ago)

meh! digging graves is little more than minor groundworks to people outside the cosseted world of L1 management:p

calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZWFlFI5.jpg

Alba, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:49 (nine years ago)

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gun-obsessed-brit-tortured-raped-7881020

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:48 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0dTqnKE.jpg

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)

Naked woman sandcastle police apologise for 'bad taste' sculpture

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)

"The sculpture, depicting a sprawled murder victim surrounded by police tape..."

"Ms Toms acknowledged officers had intended to be 'light-hearted'"

ah, one of those light-hearted murders...

koogs, Friday, 20 May 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

The Laughing Policeman

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)

they won a competition with that? fuck

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)

have they... have they pixellated out the sand sideboob

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gdwole4.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 20 May 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)

I don't recall ever seeing a playground spring rider until around the mid 1990s, maybe? america seems to have had them for longer according to this website about playground spring riders from approx 1950-1980: http://www.vintagespringriders.com/

soref, Friday, 20 May 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)

that playground is v real

ogmor, Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:16 (nine years ago)

Nice of the council to put a bench there for the peados paid for by our taxes.

ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)

Ha, it reminds me of the saddest pub play area in the world that we visited in Leeds (doesn't seem to give me an option to link to the pic directly, hopefully the url link goes to the right place).

emil.y, Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)

there were definitely spring riders (though i don't know if i've seen that term before) at the turn of the '90s in my local playground. which, in a fine instance of realness, is now a pile of rubble.

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 22 May 2016 01:13 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xe11smVMoA

The Fishing Party documentary from 1986. Mark Clarke is probably a big fan of these people.

calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)

His car was described by police as “old and rusty” and was parked on double yellow lines.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 May 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)


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