first episode i saw was the sponge, i was 11 or 12, the idea that there was a prophylactic other than a condom and that it was a sponge confused me no end
I’m still confused. I’m 31.
I suppose I could Google “sponge prophylactic,” but it seems too late for me.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 10 April 2016 21:51 (eight years ago) link
I was an adult before I got why "Mulva" was funny
― Neanderthal, Monday, 11 April 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link
even though I owned an album with the title of the word it rhymed with
― Neanderthal, Monday, 11 April 2016 02:15 (eight years ago) link
Laura Mvula?
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 April 2016 02:21 (eight years ago) link
What always confused me about that episode is that clitoris doesn't rhyme with Delores, unless you're some kind of freak
― Josefa, Monday, 11 April 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link
that always bothered me too, but "Aretha" bothers me even more
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 11 April 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link
Wasn't the point of "Aretha" to show how far George was reaching in trying to figure this out? Or was that "Bovary?"
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Monday, 11 April 2016 04:13 (eight years ago) link
Flavia LaJorra
― a very hansom, and smart boy (Old Lunch), Monday, 11 April 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link
"the betrayal" would've been a better finale for the show than the actual finale.
i rewatched all of seinfeld on hulu recently and was really amazed by how much stronger it seems when you watch it all in order. i'd always thought of the episodes as fairly stand-alone, but there are so many little call-back jokes and continuing themes that are totally lost when you just watch random episodes in syndication. like, there's an episode where jerry's dad loses his wallet and loudly accuses his doctor of stealing it, and then like six episodes later there's a moment in the middle of an unrelated scene where jerry sits on his couch and suddenly finds the wallet. i can't imagine a lot of viewers even noticed most of this stuff back when the episodes first aired; the show at its best just feels so well-constructed, internally consistent and carefully thought out.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 11 April 2016 06:22 (eight years ago) link
The running gag where Costanza would just magically show up wherever Jerry was is really something special
― frogbs, Monday, 11 April 2016 13:19 (eight years ago) link
Wow I only just found out that the Nazi girl in the "Limo" episode is also the same girl who played Jerrys girlfriend in the "Pie" episode.
(Suzanne Snyder, also one of the girls from Weird Science)
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 May 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/TxmRph3.jpg
― frogbs, Monday, 16 May 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Monday, 16 May 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link
(y)
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, 16 May 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
oh my god this is so amazing and hilarious. a writer named Billy Domineau wrote a spec script for Seinfeld called "The Twin Towers." I'm losing it over here, this is so fucking funny: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B50l484pDaMobXI2Wk5CX0NMbkU/view?pref=2&pli=1
― flappy bird, Saturday, 6 August 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link
Wow, it's pretty impressive thus far. The voice is spot-on.
― Lyle Lovitz (Old Lunch), Saturday, 6 August 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link
MALE SURVIVOR
We thought you must have died in thecollapse. How did you get out?!
GEORGE
Well you see, as the ground gave waybeneath me, I jumped at a moment JUSTSUCH that as I fell I floated betweenthe floors, ultimately landing softlyatop the rubble. I would have saidgood bye, but by then I was quitetired.
:D
― jmm, Saturday, 6 August 2016 03:05 (eight years ago) link
yeah I'm a little creeped out by how spot-on it is.
KRAMER:You know he was always talking abouthow evil America was? Eventually Itold him, “Why don’t you do somethingabout it?” I thought he’d write to hisCongressman!
JERRYKramer, he just crashed a plane intothe World Trade Center! He slit thepilots’ throats with a box-cutter!
KRAMERNot “a” box-cutter - MY box-cutter. Heborrowed it last week!
7.
ELAINE(even more intense)GET - OUT! You have to do something!
KRAMEROh, you’d better believe it! I’mgetting that box-cutter replaced.
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 August 2016 04:10 (eight years ago) link
nearly fell out of my chair at the ending
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 August 2016 04:42 (eight years ago) link
that is incredible
― "Stop researching my life" (Ste), Saturday, 6 August 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link
the estelle/frank exchange is great
― brimstead, Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:56 (eight years ago) link
That was excellent. Actual lolz throughout.
― circa1916, Saturday, 6 August 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link
well done everybody
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 August 2016 23:01 (eight years ago) link
http://uproxx.com/tv/seinfeld-festivus-true-story/
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
As for the specifics of the holiday, Frank had an aluminum pole because he appreciated the “very high strength-to-weight ratio” and found tinsel to be distracting. The O’Keefe family had something slightly more… unusual. “The reality of the holiday was too peculiar to show on television,” O’Keefe says. “The real symbol of the holiday was a clock inside a bag nailed to the wall and nearby a sign that says, ‘F*ck Fascism.’ That doesn’t fly on network TV. Either Alec or Jeff came up with the idea of the pole and the strength to weight ratio.”
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 24 December 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link
caught the last 5 minutes of the backwards episode "the betrayal" last night and for some reason id never seen it! i can literally recite most Seinfeld episodes, had a torrent of the complete series on my computer from my late teens to late twenties that I watched like crazy, have watched it regularly in syndication for a decade, and most notably i said to my wife like a week ago "i wish somehow there were some Seinfeld episodes i hadn't seen because ive seen them all too many times". my mind is blown.
― trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Friday, April 8, 2016 10:23 AM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I've just realised why I've not seen this episode on tv : the depiction of India is kind of terrible and George says that he should be able to have sex with Elaine as reparations for jerry having had sex with his current girlfriend before they met. It's an egregiously gross Seinfeld episode. Also not very funny
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:20 (seven years ago) link
it's pretty memorable imo. had the reverse time gimmick, elaine telling the truth on schnopps, susan coming back for a bizarre cameo with "you can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!"
― Nhex, Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:29 (seven years ago) link
the Kramer / Jerry relationship origin story that closes it out is pretty classic
― Clay, Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:52 (seven years ago) link
well his netflix stand up special is about 50% hokum and not very funny. you'd think with all the time he's had he would have thought up some better jokes than 'men like to fix things' shit.
― akm, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 03:51 (seven years ago) link
yeah i said elsewhere it's muppet level jokes - mileage may vary
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link
The guy was only ever worth a laugh when he was playing a humanized Larry David. Now they’re both obsolete.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 04:28 (seven years ago) link
i know most comedians come off like assholes and probably are assholes in real life, but seinfeld seems like such an asshole
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 05:09 (seven years ago) link
i think that mighta helped the sitcom tbqh
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 12:05 (seven years ago) link
I think you're both right
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link
I would like to add that thinking back on Seinfeld and saying to oneself “it wasn’t THAT funny, and Jerry is an asshole” is hopefully a lagging, rather than leading, indicator that we are living in Peak Cynicism
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link
ill buy Seinfeld himself being obsolete but ppl still love Larry David and actively await his new stuff
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:39 (seven years ago) link
you'd think with all the time he's had he would have thought up some better jokes than 'men like to fix things' shit
isn't the premise that he's doing his bits form the late 70s?
― mahb, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
The Seinfeld stand up was pretty enjoyable..and yeah he's doing bits from the late 70s
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link
the show has def become a period piece in a lot of ways. not just the hair and the shirts and the decor, but, as happens to much comedy, what it thinks is funny. a ton of it still connects and is just as spectacularly well-timed and delivered as always, but a lot of the dating and sex stuff has struck me as kinda cringey in more recent viewings, and the racial typing will probably someday get us to a point where certain episodes quietly disappear from syndication, like with looney tunes.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:43 (seven years ago) link
George is timeless. The rest is dated, yeah, to the point where I mainly watch the show to get that fuzzy feeling of how good we had it in the 90's
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
this show is chicken soup for my soul, desert island tv. it also takes me back to my parents pre-divorce show the show is intrinsically tied to my idyllic youth. its pretty much impossible to look at it subjectively for me.
i enjoy how the leads are mostly making fun of each other for being jerks. lots of shows do this now but are LOOK WHAT WE ARE DOING AREN'T WE CLEVER while Seinfeld was way more artful about it. the cast was Marx brothers level unbeatable.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:51 (seven years ago) link
Seinfeld the TV show and Curb Your Enthusiasm are still v. popular amongst the 20-30 somethings I associate with so yeah obsolete is a stretch. That said I don't think any of them really give a damn about Jerry Seinfeld the Comedian.
― circa1916, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
Hey, guys: The Marriage Ref. Just thought you'd appreciate being reminded of that.
― this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
I think I get more enjoyment out of modern-day Jerry being an asshole than trying to be funny.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:00 (seven years ago) link
Seinfeld is still awesome. I think it holds up better than any other sitcom from the 90's. I think the fact that Jerry is basically unlikeable was a huge reason why the show worked.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link
Yeah they def pushed the "they're all assholes" angle, less & less subtly as it went on (George's self-centredness literally got someone killed!) I'm def in the it's still great camp; the sex and dating stuff almost never came from a planet I recognise and the racism was always off the charts even for a 90s show imo
Thinking about Seinfeld the standup is just depressing. I remember a couple of years back when he had that appalling joke(?) about those transgenders they have now and it was like, not only is this a shitty thing to say but just on a comedic level you're thinking "this is maybe the most successful standup alive and he has all day every day to come up with this shit". The casual bigotry sucks most obviously but the laziness is pretty sad on its own
― good art is orange; great art is teal (wins), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:21 (seven years ago) link
i don't think i understood how astronomically selfish all the characters were (probably because i was busy being an astronomically selfish teen/20-something)
jerry's standup act had occasional moments of brilliance (why don't dogs carry money? no pockets) but in general was pretty standard - which is why it worked so well as the basis for a sitcom character imo
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:27 (seven years ago) link
wrt to Seinfeld's stand-up being pretty standard/unremarkable, isn't this to some extent a case of him being a victim of his own success? "what's the deal with [banal thing]" is a cliche in comedy now, but the line I generally hear is that he pioneered it (in that particular form at least)?
― soref, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:33 (seven years ago) link
Seinfeld the series was psychological realism to anyone who's lived in NYC for at least 3 months
things are much worse now
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:35 (seven years ago) link
Have we really reached Seinfeld challops now? The show will always be classic
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link