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Medium and Twitter founder: ‘We put junk food in front of them and they eat it’

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/10/twitter-ev-williams-medium-content-fast-food

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CX5eKbZ.gif

pplains, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

ha nice

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

including two different accounts named Earth Pics! (@Picture_Earth and @ThatsEarth)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)

Lmaoooooo

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaa

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)

salute

lag∞n, Monday, 9 May 2016 15:45 (nine years ago)

Andy Money Sixty-Nine is a nice name.

Yung Chella (Eazy), Monday, 9 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)

so what is BOFA

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)

*gestures towards his genitals*

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 9 May 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/g7H2jti.jpg

this will always amuse me

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)

Twitter almost as bad as radiohead

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:45 (nine years ago)

made a thom yorke face when i read that punchline

xp

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:54 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jmO4hLp.png

I was thinking "planesplaining", but I didn't reply because I don't want it to look like I'm planesplainingplaining.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

what an airhead

always be charging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)

manplaning

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 20:55 (nine years ago)

best extreme sport

map, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

pplains splaining planesplainingplaining

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:56 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BdcmzhY.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 12 May 2016 01:42 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiW_43FWEAAib7L.jpg

this is never not funny to me, god help me

mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:21 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/731190647080640512

goole, Friday, 13 May 2016 19:52 (nine years ago)

nice

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yCEoKJy.png

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)

nice

, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:04 (nine years ago)

plz RT https://twitter.com/on3ness/status/731214262350184448

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:07 (nine years ago)

rt'd

Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:20 (nine years ago)

thx bud

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)

#nice

Clay, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)

#nice

lag∞n, Friday, 13 May 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)

niiiiice

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 13 May 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a4ee32c8b8351fa0a7aa65ecae45dcdc/tumblr_nu7ykdeg2M1qb0ppao1_500.png

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)

i thought the same thing too, maybe my head's not in a #nice place.

pplains, Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:52 (nine years ago)

What's with all the promoted porn tweets recently?

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

Based on accounts you follow

1st Amendment absolutist in favor of the unltd publication of sextapes (schlump), Monday, 16 May 2016 01:05 (nine years ago)

yeah I have not seen any of those

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 01:16 (nine years ago)

ha owned

6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, 16 May 2016 02:14 (nine years ago)

No, it's a thing. Keeps getting screenshotted and commented on by legit accounts.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 04:52 (nine years ago)

The semi-serious gist being that as long as Twitter doesn't employ any actual people to eyeball promoted content before it hits streams it will be fairly easy for porn companies, racists, etc to use just-about-sfw pictures and innocuous text to trick the algorithms, the cumulative effect being a much harder site to use at work.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 16 May 2016 05:50 (nine years ago)

i keep getting this friends listicle as Promoted content... i love it

http://imgur.com/Z5Al2Tm

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Z5Al2Tm.png

de l'asshole (flopson), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)

lol I ate dinner with my parents at a place with order at counter, deliver to table service over the weekend and the little table placard was number 69

was so hard not to keep saying "nice" during the meal

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)

"hey thanks for dinner, it was really nice" hehehe

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)

did you all eat from each other's plates?

pplains, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:52 (nine years ago)

nah, they had salad

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 02:06 (nine years ago)

ahem

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 02:06 (nine years ago)

promoted tweet:
Ron Miscavige Blog ‏@RMiscavigeblog May 7
#RonMiscavige ”memoir” is a lie that whitewashes his sordid history of #DomesticViolence

HAHA I WONDER WHO PAID TO HAVE THIS PROMOTED, WHAT A MYSTERY

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 19:57 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Demos_Org/status/733454694614470656

Bruenig getting slapped on the wrist for going full Bernie Bro on Joan Walsh reminds me of the kid with really strict parents whose mom drags her out of the birthday party like 'oh he's gonna get a spanking tonight, Deborah' cuz she heard him say 'fuck' when shit was getting rowdy in smashbros

de l'asshole (flopson), Friday, 20 May 2016 18:47 (nine years ago)


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