today my colleague's kids were alarmed and confused by the latest bit of Trafford centre hyperreality http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/recap-watch-what-would-happen-11308126
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 08:44 (nine years ago)
Update: Police chief apologises after 'suicide bomber' shouted 'Allahu Akbar' during Trafford Centre training exercise
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)
:D
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)
thought we hadn't seen M______ M_______ for a while
― a poptimist consumed with celebrity culture and vacuous pop music (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)
Police officers 'used helicopter camera to spy on people having sex'
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)
holy shit at that pontins clip, the manager creep at the end
― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45QxmmZbMY
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:31 (nine years ago)
Low hanging fruit but two shirtless men have shut down the Newcastle metro system by climbing on to a bridge and unfurling a bed sheet with "hang all peodo's" painted on it.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:04 (nine years ago)
can u confirm that spelling
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)
well I can
http://i1.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11315928.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS89541795.jpg
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:25 (nine years ago)
That appears to be written with poo.
― jedi slimane (suzy), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)
I seem to remember some idiots vandalising a paediatrician's house some years back.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 15:44 (nine years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13151463_460327847501207_3202896431876666846_n.jpg?oh=55e720a80b983a1fd400be6cdb02b8c6&oe=57A0C95E
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)
Can confirm from my litter-picking experience that peedos, peodos, etc function to allow various people who've been in prison for various stuff to agree on a shared bogeyman/common enemy
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)
For example if you shot out the windows on your girlfriend's car because she was going on facebook, the peodo is still worse than you. If you discover that you're talking to someone else from a rival postcode at least you can agree that peodos are the real problem and need killing
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)
Paedophiles - bringing people together.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:20 (nine years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36149444
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:31 (nine years ago)
meh! digging graves is little more than minor groundworks to people outside the cosseted world of L1 management:p
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ZWFlFI5.jpg
― Alba, Friday, 13 May 2016 08:49 (nine years ago)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/gun-obsessed-brit-tortured-raped-7881020
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:48 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/0dTqnKE.jpg
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 May 2016 00:49 (nine years ago)
Naked woman sandcastle police apologise for 'bad taste' sculpture
― ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)
"The sculpture, depicting a sprawled murder victim surrounded by police tape..."
"Ms Toms acknowledged officers had intended to be 'light-hearted'"
ah, one of those light-hearted murders...
― koogs, Friday, 20 May 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)
The Laughing Policeman
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)
they won a competition with that? fuck
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 20 May 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)
have they... have they pixellated out the sand sideboob
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:01 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/gdwole4.jpg
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Friday, 20 May 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)
I don't recall ever seeing a playground spring rider until around the mid 1990s, maybe? america seems to have had them for longer according to this website about playground spring riders from approx 1950-1980: http://www.vintagespringriders.com/
― soref, Friday, 20 May 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)
that playground is v real
― ogmor, Saturday, 21 May 2016 12:16 (nine years ago)
Nice of the council to put a bench there for the peados paid for by our taxes.
― ewar woowar (or something), Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)
Ha, it reminds me of the saddest pub play area in the world that we visited in Leeds (doesn't seem to give me an option to link to the pic directly, hopefully the url link goes to the right place).
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 May 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)
there were definitely spring riders (though i don't know if i've seen that term before) at the turn of the '90s in my local playground. which, in a fine instance of realness, is now a pile of rubble.
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 22 May 2016 01:13 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xe11smVMoA
The Fishing Party documentary from 1986. Mark Clarke is probably a big fan of these people.
― calzino, Sunday, 22 May 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)
His car was described by police as “old and rusty” and was parked on double yellow lines.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 May 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)
found some english reality on my way home
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjyshJ9WUAE29vG.jpg
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/31/big-gamble-dangerous-british-betting-shops
― So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)
your REAL England right here
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jun/08/bhs-owner-boss-says-dominic-chappell-had-his-fingers-in-the-till
― piscesx, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)
wealth creators, the white knights of the free market
― The Brexit Club (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)
Crusaders, even.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 14:26 (nine years ago)
I like to think of them as "my betters"
― The Brexit Club (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 14:27 (nine years ago)
I love the way that when Maxwell was dipping into pension funds it was scandalous fraud and now it is just standard practice.
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkdqkUiUUAAFmCN.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:29 (nine years ago)
http://youtu.be/jFElOYdyg8U
Real England 1993
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 9 June 2016 00:33 (nine years ago)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-36490552
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 June 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)
yep
― imago, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)
if you can handle a short trip across the border there is a greater depth of lol quote here http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/seagull-turned-bright-orange-after-11448715
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 June 2016 17:21 (nine years ago)
“He was just a bit embarrassed,” Lucy, of Tewkesbury’s Vale Wildlife Hospital, said.
“He does not like spicy food any more.
The police where called because I offered my pen to voters.This is the police woman they sent
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 June 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)
100% EU hater.islamaphobic Britain loving wife mum and grandmother.praying the EU goes up in flames.
Family Run Business at Montego Bay Restaurant Co Owner at B&B the coachouse Former owner with jim jackson at Little Leigh Farm Equestrian Centre Worked at Cheddar Woods Resort and Spa Self-Employed Studied How to suss out scammers at School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life Went to Crookhorn Secondary School Lives in Rojales, Valenciana, Spain Married From Portsmouth
― rap game lee rigby (nakhchivan), Thursday, 23 June 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)