Silicon Valley Techno-Utopianism

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how many ppl is "medium-sized" approximately?

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

i don't know how accurately it depicts the silicon valley culture and don't really care too much, but the writing was excellent.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link

i joined at just below 200, people had been saying IPO next year for a year or two at that stage. still no IPO but they're at about 500 employees i think

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 May 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

that sounds reasonable, I wasn't sure where the line merged into large

anything more than like... 50 - 100 people, maybe, seems like a medium-sized company? I'm sure there's a gartner study that tells me exactly where the quadrants are

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 19:46 (eight years ago) link

Under Dunbar's number, small company. Over Dunbar's number, medium company. Over 10x Dunbar's number, large company.

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/files/Size_Standards_Table.pdf

Information businesses generally are categorized as "large" at >~$30M or >1000 employees apparently.

El Tomboto, Monday, 23 May 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link

hmm, tricky one. I think my employer fits under a couple different categories

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link

just making it towards the end of caek's article, which I v much enjoyed (with all the usual tinges of bitterness)

I tell her that the first woman engineer is also the only engineer without SSH access to the servers

sad lol of recognition, from across the world and considerably further down the glamour (and pay) scale

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:20 (eight years ago) link

lmao yeah i listened to a lot of industrial music as a teen too

https://twitter.com/Outsideness/status/735135973323898880

goole, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link

He didn't quite say that - he said anti-colonialism had been disastrous for the Indian economy for decades. It was in the context of the country rejecting Facebook's 'free basics' model.

― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, May 15, 2016 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he donated tonnes of money to mitt and supports his politics so this makes sense

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:37 (eight years ago) link

this is excellent https://nplusonemag.com/issue-25/on-the-fringe/uncanny-valley/

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, May 23, 2016 10:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great read thanks

marcos, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

goole wtf is that

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/how-san-francisco-plans-to-use-self-driving-cars-to-fix-1778306148

Done right, self-driving cars can also alleviate the city’s affordable housing crisis. “It’s a space issue,” said Tim Papandreou, chief innovation officer for San Francisco’s Municipal Transportation Agency (SFMTA), who recently spearheaded the city’s big proposal. “We have the data to prove we won’t need the space on the streets anymore. But if we do both shared and electric automated vehicles, we’re not just freeing up space in the street, we’re freeing up space in the lots.”

San Francisco’s vision is one of the seven finalists for the Smart City Challenge, the US Department of Transportation-sponsored contest to turn one American city into a transportation utopia. As one of the finalists, San Francisco received $100,000 to refine its proposal, and could get up to $50 million more for implementation when the winning Smart City is announced this summer.

SMDH WTF $50M bonfire waiting to happen.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

You know what could alleviate your housing crisis is density and fixing the fucking transit systems you've already got
but no - robot cars will save us all! do they work? no! but free money for local companies that are already made of money and are basically all tax cheats! yes!

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

otfm

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

Done right, self-driving cars can also alleviate the city’s affordable housing crisis

love when you can check out after the first sentence

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2016/0517/20160517_071827_google-stuckped-0518.jpg

This diagram from a patent granted May 17 to Google shows how a pedestrian hit by a self-driving car would remain stuck to the front of the vehicle with glue, theoretically to prevent further injuries from being carried along and then thrown. (U.S. Patent Office)

map, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

lol what the hell

a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

tombot otm

marcos, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

what could possibly go wrong w pedestrians glued to the front of cars

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

well if they're glued to a self-driving car that never needs parking then they aren't part of the housing problem anymore

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 00:09 (eight years ago) link

just make the self-driving cars out of homeless people and skip the glue

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 00:09 (eight years ago) link

Crumple zones!

schwantz, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link

The Collateral remake will be spectacular

bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

You're also going to have to glue the first pedestrian that gets hit so that the next one doesn't get thrown.

ǂbait (seandalai), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 13:22 (eight years ago) link

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bamcquern, Friday, 27 May 2016 07:14 (eight years ago) link

these self-aggrandizing tech libertarian bio blurbs are irresistible to me

bamcquern, Friday, 27 May 2016 07:15 (eight years ago) link

amazing

marcos, Friday, 27 May 2016 10:17 (eight years ago) link

I tend to be skeptical of everything

Energetic, Positive, Confident, Assertive Motivator-Visionary Influencer-Driver personality.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 May 2016 10:20 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/P8wV1vq.png

just sayin, Friday, 27 May 2016 10:22 (eight years ago) link

so happy I am never in a role that requires me to write a bio

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 27 May 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link

brb adapting that guy's bio to be my okcupid profile

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 27 May 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link

feel like it's probably reasonably simple to write a bio that doesn't present yourself as an enormous pulsating tool

Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 May 2016 14:30 (eight years ago) link

that thinks it rules from the centre of the ultraworld?

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 May 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link

, Erotica,

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

wait they actually thought Google now was a huge looming threat? lol

How about Facebook’s first version of Search, available in English only, mostly useful for checking out your friends’ single female friends, and since discontinued?

rip Facebook search I miss u

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:25 (eight years ago) link

good piece

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 03:24 (eight years ago) link

on reading old issues of Wired from the 90s

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/on-reading-issues-of-wired-from-1993-to-1995

de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link

I don't get why they killed facebook search, it wasn't some life-changing product, it just made their search engine marginally more useful

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link

Maybe I don't remember what that was, because it seems to me like they have a search function that works ok and certainly better than the one they originally had.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

i want someone to write about the change in Facebook Event visibility

at some point you could see any (public) Event anyone you were friends with was invited to. and then it switched to only events that you were personally invited to. and now i think they charge the promoter for greater visibility. i was helping run a venue space last year and now it's super fucked, you can't even invite members of a group you manage but only your personal friends. so only personal friends of promoters get explicitly invited

anyways it used to be great cause you could easily find out about stuff going on that you werent necessarily directly plugged into. and i swear to god this change had discernible effects in montreal music + party scene (and i assume elsewhere)

de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

Huh, I can see 'Events Popular in your Network' and 'Related to your Events History' AND 'Popular Events Nearby' on the web and I occasionally get a notification "Friends of yours are going to an event nearby", which seems a Zuckertastic double-edged sword.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

lol every time I get that notification I'm like "Holy shit, there is actually an event in Forest Hills?" And then I realize it just means "New York City." But it fools me every time.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

i've got "friends are going to an event nearby" when it's on in brighton. or yeah, just "hey your friend also lives in london". events has been fucked for a long time for various reasons, i can't even keep track of them all since it's been so annoying for so long in so many different ways.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link

yeah you can see some stuff but i know for a fact they're withholding 90% of it from you

de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:09 (eight years ago) link

they killed fb search because it gave an instant view to all the data you have "visible" to the public/friends/friends-of-friends

it's one thing to not mind if a random friend-of-friend knows where you work, but when some creep (*cough*) can think "hmm this girl named Sarah said she works at that local giant place" and you search "women named Sarah who work at giant place and live in this city" and she pops up it's fuckin' weird

Or, say, "women between ages of 18 and 35 with no relationship status or single relationship status who live in.." and get every person who has their gender, age, and vague location set to public

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link

that makes sense. it would work fine if everyone had sensible privacy settings, but fb has reason to push people away from sensible privacy settings.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

obviously that shit is way useful for serving targeted ads, but randos or even advertisers shouldn't get more than "12 users matched your criteria"

I'd argue their privacy settings aren't that bad as long as there's not a way to troll that shit! Even if I were to program something, I wouldn't get a list of all ppl in my area given broad criteria because that's not public

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

public to find manually versus public to broadly search are two pretty diff things

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:48 (eight years ago) link

Miss that search.

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link


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