Twitter C/D

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Meghan McCain is listening to Gang of Four, people! COMMUNISMS!

It's the intellectual equivalent of those tourist trap booths that, for a price, will stick your face on the cover of Time Magazine and let you keep a copy for yourself.

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OMG that shaq one!

professionally it can be useful to keep up with a field.. for instance, all these politics and media ppl are on there:

TX Gov. talks about seccesion. Rly? Is he serious? Yr tweets onscreen!
ricksanchezcnn 9 minutes ago from web

Let me get this straight, this Kutcher kid and the ATL have the most followers? What is up with this thing?
shepardsmith about 3 hours ago from web

Tweeps, julianne moore was a better clarice starling than was jodie foster. sorry but it needed 2B said.
jaketapper about 14 hours ago from mobile web

serious business!

Biggest LOL I've yet seen on Twitter:

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http://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1544389527

I am so sunburned and need help! I'm in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I'm going to have to hide from cameras for days. I usually never get red, I always get dark. It hurts! Do u guys have any remedies I can try to help ease the pain and get rid of the redness?

Everyone here is making fun of me! Look at Reggie's teammate and friend Bobby starting with the jokes. My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!

This is so stupid it has to be a wind-up.

lipps, inc

hahaha, I have to hide from cameras! Here is a picture!

wtf

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Hot sake and cold unagi: Is there anything more sublime?

that line is so classic

ur caps r on, btw

James, dude, you gotta check out her blog in which she rants over the fact that Octomom has the same designer sunglasses which is HORRIBLE because Octomom should be spending the money on kids. Maybe Kimmy was able to buy those specs cause, well, she made another flipping sextape. I mean, jesus, is she for real? Twitter, blogging and whatnot really are eyeopeners into the world of celebs. Never realized there were such dumbasses. What did Ashton say about him winning from CNN? Like it was some big deal and shit. But I should stfu cause I follow way too many celebs (I don't even like).

uh... are you sure you're just not being snowed

http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2009/04/20/54882/twitter-fail-on-twitter-fall-at-the-telegraph/

Hahahahahahahaha Telegraph u lose.

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#bashtag = been mugged
#cashtag = been paid
#dashtag = late
#fashtag = of sartorial matters
#gashtag = got laid
#lashtag = drunk
#mashtag = drugz
#pashtag = fell in love
#washtag = no clean clothes
#smashtag = got laid (variant)
#trashtag = slagging people off
#gnashtag = food
#stashtag = hoarding
#slashtag = you don't want to know

Thanks. Now all my friends think they're Christgau.

The SEC...on Twitter!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2009/04/ok-so-we-all-knew-that-new-securities-and-exchange-commission-chairwoman-mary-schapiro-was-going-to-take-a-get-tough-stance.html

Guys, I'm speaking at a Twitter Conference!

http://www.140conf.com/speakers

I wish Garu G had a Twitter.

Just who we always wanted on Twitter.

AP gravely misquoted my staff, saying I 'changed my mind' on the stimulus package. For accurate info, go to http://tinyurl.com/c7v84t.
about 9 hours ago from web

Was so hoping for a rickroll

Check out this encouraging video covering the Emmonak job fair, narrated by Rural Affairs Advisor John Moller!

This can't be her, as I'm sure she can't spell or be able to use them computer machines.

ayo technology

http://twitter.com/rodneyjgreene

first.

Considering removing some ilxors with whom it's impossible to have a conversation (you are asleep when I'm awake and vice versa). PLEASE don't take it as an affront.

Also I've forgotten who ~50% of you are (I'm vzzzbx) which isn't helping. PLEASE don't take that as an affront either.

Hey fuck you asshole. ;-)

http://blog.blprnt.com/blog/blprnt/just-landed-processing-twitter-metacarta-hidden-data

woah

The next level part of that would be using the info to rob all their houses at once

Can't load Twitter. Anybody else having the same problem?

obviously, whiney must twitter the conference AND the speech as he's giving it

Just passed adam carolla on 101. Nice silver Jag...with the family..exited Coldwater. I gave him a wave out window. He had no idea 'twas me
about 22 hours ago from TwitterBerry - Billy Bush

Okay, I'm sorry, Twitter is now funny and worth (some) investment.

BTW, ILXors, who was that famous surrealist that videotaped his own death by strangulation back in the 1970s? Genesis P Orridge was a fan.

R M Nixon

*golf clap* Good show, good show.

http://twitter.com/mcskatkat

I'm adding ILXors I recognize, have to start combing through this thread to find ppl...

holy shit, Carlos Mencia's twitter

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-special-look-at-carlos-mencias-twitter/

I'm feeling cracked writer totally livid over mencia twitter

ahhh, that's who mcskatcat is. I was trying to figure that out to no avail

I was just looking at the 77 thread in that guy's honor yesterday.

Me: http://twitter.com/sickmouthy

Still trying to fathom what it's for.

is it rude to follow people without introducing yourself? i'm not familiar enough with twitter etiquette (twitiquette?)

Nope, absolutely not rude to follow without introducing yourself.

I think people generally WANT followers unless their account is friends-only.

i think i might get one, realised there was quite a few folk who i'd like to follow. Though no doubt my tweets will be ultra inane.

you follow but you cant dm until they follow you back. kinda dumb but cuts down on spam i reckon.

I RECKON

http://twitter.com/morgank