start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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It was so freeing to realize I could just throw away the extra herbs (and coconut milk) left over from recipes. I threw off the shackles of my rearing where we'd sooner eat the herbs and drink the coconut milk on their own than ever "waste" them.

Je55e, Monday, 20 June 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link

I still freeze some leftover herbs (and I grow quite the most common ones for convenience, but inevitable waste is not the end of the world and parsley and cilantro cost about $1 per enormous bundle.

Xp and yea, they take up valuable freezer space.

Je55e, Monday, 20 June 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link

seeing a lot of emo Father's Day stuff on twitter/elsewhere

what happened to the cynicism that recognized that these holidays are essentially cash grabs? i miss that

blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 June 2016 15:12 (eight years ago) link

Father's day is just a male answer to Mother's day isn't it? & Mother's day has apparently been totally distorted from its origins which were about returning to one's mother church meaning the parish you grew up and went through religious teaching in or something along those lines. There was something about it on QI when they had the guy from The Communards that wasn't Jimmy Sommerville on. He's now an Anglican priest so knows about things like that

Stevolende, Monday, 20 June 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link

The Reverend Richard Coles is probably more famous than the other guy from the Communards, at this stage.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 June 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link

#smugvicar

koogs, Monday, 20 June 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Coconut milk ice lollys/popsicles?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

Celery is the worst for this.

But celery keeps in the fridge for some time! And you use it in so many things! Pasta sauces, soups, snacks, geez I run out of the stuff no matter how much I buy.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:14 (eight years ago) link

celery rules

riverine (map), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link

cold celery stick by itself on a hot afternoon = dee vine

riverine (map), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:27 (eight years ago) link

Mother's day has apparently been totally distorted from its origins which were about returning to one's mother church meaning the parish you grew up and went through religious teaching in or something along those lines.

Whereas Father's Day has been totally distorted from its origin about returning to Father Christmas. Or was it Father Ted?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link

father acid burnout

riverine (map), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link

That wasn't remotely what I was saying. I thought Father's Day was a recent invention based on the idea that if there was a mother's day, which that is the correct origin for, then fathers thought they deserved one too. Or at least commercial concerns thought there might be as much money to be made from them, since Mothers Day has forgotten its origins and is more of a sentimental money maker. But, on looking up Father's Day it appears that there has been an acknowledged day devoted to the father since medieval times. I think it was originally in March but has different dates across the world now.

Mother's day apparently became a holiday for domestic servants before it became a more general public one. It was the one day they were allowed to return to their family home and go to the church they were raised in.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 08:00 (eight years ago) link

that there has been an acknowledged day devoted to the father since medieval times

Because fathers didn't get enough respect and honor back then, right?

fwiw I'm a father and I give exactly zero fucks about it. My own personal parents thought Mother's Day and Father's Day were silly Hallmark inventions and didn't encourage us to do anything about them that we wouldn't otherwise be doing.

Nowadays, schoolchildren are encouraged to make crafty things for both days, and I am appropriately thankful for that. What I find strange is the assumption that adults will give each other presents on these days. I like household harmony and marital bliss, and my wife likes presents, so I dutifully observe Mother's Day, but I told my wife that she should save her exertions for her own actual father, rather than giving me another tie or whatever.

william the comptroller (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 12:50 (eight years ago) link

Yes, i always assumed everyone was like my parents, so was alarmed to discover that, once we had a child, my wife was disappointed in my own failure to make a fuss of her on mothers day. I thought that was my daughters job. Why did nobody warn me?

Hah, my wife is similar. A male friend of mine was given an i-pad by his wife for Fathers' Day :0

mahb, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:06 (eight years ago) link

Inappropriate imo unless you actually call your partner daddy/mommy.

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link

Cab driver has been eating carrots the past 15 minutes. But not like a normal person. He nibbles them in various ways: in half lengthwise, munching off the outer ring, taking numerous rapid micro-bites.

Je55e, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link

is there any website specifically dedicated to reviewing/cataloging the different versions of DVDs/Blu-rays and what they contain? I used to have the same issue above.

― Neanderthal, Sunday, June 19, 2016 2:25 PM (2 days ago)

dvd beaver does point-by-point edition comparisons, but they're not a comprehensive release catalog

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link

a prairie home companion makes me ia

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:33 (eight years ago) link

also televised sporting events of any kind

oculus lump (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX9Mcla543g

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link

My daughter and I just started watching the Great British Bake Off. Right now, Netflix only has season 5. Amazon only has season 1. PBS, which belatedly broadcasts it in the US, only has seasons 1 and 2 available to stream; I think season 3 "starts" soon? BBC won't let me watch it at all, I don't think, without using my VPN; I'm not even sure I can legally *buy* it from the BBC right now. And of course I think every episode is on youtube, and obviously there is always torrenting. This for old episodes of a publicly funded (in the UK) show, broadcast for free on a publicly funded (in the US) network.

Why can't I just have all of them available to watch in one place, right now?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 16:04 (eight years ago) link

re keillor i've never been able to forget this:

he sounds like he is perpetually massaging his own balls

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Friday, June 2, 2006 6:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link

I have probably complained about measuring 'cups of butter' in pretty much every thread on ILX

kinder, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

Walter Presents, the world television thing on All4, twice now they showed the first episode of something on tv and then expected you to watch the rest online. and haven't made this clear until after i've watched it.

if they dropped all the big fat gipsy wedding repeats or grand designs from 2011 they'd have plenty of space...

koogs, Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:10 (eight years ago) link

people who drive enormous, clearly work-untroubled pickup trucks everywhere they go

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 June 2016 13:38 (eight years ago) link

^^^

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 23 June 2016 17:48 (eight years ago) link

Pretty much a way of life here in TX

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:21 (eight years ago) link

I almost made a pretentious quasi-marxist post on Father's Day about how much I hate the pop culture/consumerist commodification of "Dads." Like as though we were all just raised by, and now have become, these insipid amalgams of sports-watching, fishing, beer, cliched advice, screw-ups and saves, rather than individuals.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

xp rural HI too; it's weird cuz it's clearly filling people's emotional needs so they must be happy w the semiotics but i feel like there's few things unmanlier, by conventional standards, than a sparkling pickup truck

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 23 June 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link

have to say too that it's bogus to say "digital natives" (whatever you think of palfrey's term lol) don't have as big of a problem with compulsive internet use than those of us who experienced it's explosion at an older age

marcos, Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

woops wrong thread sorry

marcos, Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link

lol

marcos, Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

digital natives--fuck 'em

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

ppl who insist on a file being delivered as a powerpoint when all they want is to display static pages that *already exist in a pdf file*

seriously it's some flip-the-table nonsense

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 June 2016 02:34 (eight years ago) link

ok here are your jpgs *shrug*

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 June 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

when 17 million of your fellow countrymen vote to permanently fuck everything up for lols

kinder, Friday, 24 June 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link

Now you know how we feel over here.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link

The EU won't even look at our request form after some of the shit we've pulled.

pplains, Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:13 (eight years ago) link

UK votes Leave? Thanks, Obama!

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 25 June 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link

people who want to jump ahead in a meeting, who are told "great question, we will be getting to that in a later section", and then continue to keep asking questions about the same thing

Neanderthal, Saturday, 25 June 2016 02:01 (eight years ago) link

people who drive enormous, clearly work-untroubled pickup trucks everywhere they go

Southern California has a lot of this too. Every other vehicle you see is an oversized, white pickup that looks like it's never even had a single box in the back. Which would probably be difficult because the bed is invariably five fucking feet off the ground.

Maybe they just... wash their trucks...

brimstead, Saturday, 25 June 2016 23:11 (eight years ago) link

They should sell pre-worn trucks like faded jeans and those beat-up stratocasters

brimstead, Saturday, 25 June 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

Excellent marketing idea, cha-ching.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link

People who buy records to turn them into clocks.

plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 June 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

All those giant fucking flagpoles in front of the stage at Glastonbury.

(I am not at Glastonbury)

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Sunday, 26 June 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link

Whipped cream cheese

Jeff, Sunday, 26 June 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link


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