start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

my pleasure I use a lot but only when it's true, I hate people thinking it pleasured me to serve them when it did not pleasure me to serve them

Try "you're pleasure" instead

Try always a pleasure, never a chore, may the wind always be at your back and may the road rise up to meet you *doffs hat*

always a pleasure, never a chore, now please do fuck off, you beady-eyed boar

just tug yr forelock

to be safe, i stick with, "don't worry your pretty little head about it."

I just say "s'all good." Then I shuffle away.

the worst is the affirmative "uh huh!" in response to a thank you. like its a huge bother to even form words with yr mouth

<"no worries" has> become appropriate responses to "thank you" somehow, and they denote some kind of embarrassment or inconvenience around being grateful for something.

Being that this came from Australia, I can see a flaw in your theory there.

this is madness. "no worries" or "no problem" or "you're welcome" or "of course" are all basically the same. and anyway gratitude is a spirit not a formula based on words used.

with all this anxiety around thanking and being thanked I think the correct solution is to go home and repress all feelings

1. Go home
2. Repress all feelings
3. ????
4. Implode European union, country

Is No Problem a West Indianism? There was an early Channel 4 sitcom of the title and I don't think I'd really come across the phrase before. That was 30 odd years ago so it's had a while to spread. & 20 odd years before that since the big wave of West Indian arrival in the UK.

the worst is the affirmative "uh huh!" in response to a thank you. like its a huge bother to even form words with yr mouth

haha i think i say "sure" a lot, which is technically a word but even less bother

LG otm

god this thread is good for just adding layers and layers to social anxiety

like human contact is terrifying enough without having to worry if the person I'm talking to is secretly internal screaming because I didn't use enough syllables in an arbitrary ritual response

I say "sure sure" a lot - don't pick up your tics from Coen Brothers films, kids.

(Not for thank-you read-receipt though)

fairly sure someone has said "fuck off" in response to me thanking them and it still felt fine.

You ever want to see a ridiculous response to "thank you", go on an Amex webchat session.

It's like a paragraph long.

The last guy also began our convos by saying "how can I put a smile on your face today?".

Can't reveal my reply...charges still pending

My go-to responses to thank you are "sure!" and "any time!"

i just say "word"

Sometimes to your mother.

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A Faulknerian/Styronian Southern "sho" works, as does "naw, you straight, bruh."

Generally agree with LocalGarda that the intent is what matters in formulaic utterances. Which is why I don't stress over giving a reflexive "you too!" response in situations where it doesn't make sense.

Classic example is the airline ticket agent who says "Have a nice flight!" and you say "You too!" Or the movie theater cashier who says, "Enjoy the film!" and you say "You too!"

I have had overly sensitive times in my life where I did that and then wanted to die from the mortification; life is just too short.

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Anyway, if someone says "thanks" but implies they are putting me out, I sometimes say "no worries." If someone says "thanks" but implies I am doing them a favor, I sometimes say "no problem." But generally, if someone says thanks, I usually just say "you're welcome."

Briefly, during the great learning experience, my kids expected me to thank them for saying thank you.

I agree that map's irritation at this is a bit, idk, irrational? Frankly I'm shocked to see it in the million post thread of ilxors writing Yelp reviews of their commute (part 3)

PRO TIP for all of you: Don't worry about the small stuff when it comes to pleasantries.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Briefly, during the great learning experience, my kids expected me to thank them for saying thank you.

My brain does this reflexively if e.g. I'm walking somewhere and get out of someone's way and they thank me, I seem to say "thanks" before I can even stop myself

once the recipient got v. mad, assuming I was being pissy: "I already SAID thank you!"

so don't do that (but if you do, you probably can't help it)

The recipient is ill-informed - it's an unmatched "You're Welcome" that is supposed to smack them down with the holy wrath of Miss Manners.

I find myself saying "you bet" a lot in response to "thank you"; the echo clangs in my ears

the worst is the affirmative "uh huh!" in response to a thank you. like its a huge bother to even form words with yr mouth

I do this and I hate it. I've been making a point of retraining myself to say "You're welcome."

I don't say "no problem" because some waitering job or jobs forbade it for the reasons map gave. I think the reasoning is absolute malarkey, but I think "You're welcome," sounds more formal and appropriate from a waiter in a nice restaurant.

What do you say when people sneeze?

NOTHING.

Used to work with a guy who'd mumble under his breath "godblessyu" anytime someone in the office sneezed. What's the point anyway, but especially when no one can hear you?

god hears and that's what's important

"Plug your fucking germ hole."

I say "Down goes the circus"

Befindlickheit

I say gesundheit b/c when I was a young atheist I was opposed to acknowledging God in any way and the habit stuck.

I still do that despite saying stuff like "god damn" all the time.

Now I'm confused with my kid who can't say gesundheit but I don't want to acknowledge superstition, so I've mostly got him saying "achoo" when he sneezes.

i just say to the sneezer "you sneezed".

the anti-"no problem" argument makes me want to poison myself

I actually hate "you're welcome" more, it sounds sarcastic ! maybe that's an Aus thing I dunno

" I don't want to acknowledge superstition, "

Just a lil precious imo. Ppl not actually asking a deity to protect u after u sneeze etc

I'll sometimes go with, "May God bless you and keep you under His wing. Amen and amen."

people who say "everything happens for a reason"

Just a lil precious imo. Ppl not actually asking a deity to protect u after u sneeze etc

Oh yeah, absolutely, hence the cognitive dissonance as I quite frequently ask a deity I don't believe in to damn things to an eternity in hell.

Not sure how my frequent use of "jesus fucking christ" fits into this either.