start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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A Faulknerian/Styronian Southern "sho" works, as does "naw, you straight, bruh."

Generally agree with LocalGarda that the intent is what matters in formulaic utterances. Which is why I don't stress over giving a reflexive "you too!" response in situations where it doesn't make sense.

Classic example is the airline ticket agent who says "Have a nice flight!" and you say "You too!" Or the movie theater cashier who says, "Enjoy the film!" and you say "You too!"

I have had overly sensitive times in my life where I did that and then wanted to die from the mortification; life is just too short.

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Anyway, if someone says "thanks" but implies they are putting me out, I sometimes say "no worries." If someone says "thanks" but implies I am doing them a favor, I sometimes say "no problem." But generally, if someone says thanks, I usually just say "you're welcome."

Briefly, during the great learning experience, my kids expected me to thank them for saying thank you.

I agree that map's irritation at this is a bit, idk, irrational? Frankly I'm shocked to see it in the million post thread of ilxors writing Yelp reviews of their commute (part 3)

PRO TIP for all of you: Don't worry about the small stuff when it comes to pleasantries.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Briefly, during the great learning experience, my kids expected me to thank them for saying thank you.

My brain does this reflexively if e.g. I'm walking somewhere and get out of someone's way and they thank me, I seem to say "thanks" before I can even stop myself

once the recipient got v. mad, assuming I was being pissy: "I already SAID thank you!"

so don't do that (but if you do, you probably can't help it)

The recipient is ill-informed - it's an unmatched "You're Welcome" that is supposed to smack them down with the holy wrath of Miss Manners.

I find myself saying "you bet" a lot in response to "thank you"; the echo clangs in my ears

the worst is the affirmative "uh huh!" in response to a thank you. like its a huge bother to even form words with yr mouth

I do this and I hate it. I've been making a point of retraining myself to say "You're welcome."

I don't say "no problem" because some waitering job or jobs forbade it for the reasons map gave. I think the reasoning is absolute malarkey, but I think "You're welcome," sounds more formal and appropriate from a waiter in a nice restaurant.

What do you say when people sneeze?

NOTHING.

Used to work with a guy who'd mumble under his breath "godblessyu" anytime someone in the office sneezed. What's the point anyway, but especially when no one can hear you?

god hears and that's what's important

"Plug your fucking germ hole."

I say "Down goes the circus"

Befindlickheit

I say gesundheit b/c when I was a young atheist I was opposed to acknowledging God in any way and the habit stuck.

I still do that despite saying stuff like "god damn" all the time.

Now I'm confused with my kid who can't say gesundheit but I don't want to acknowledge superstition, so I've mostly got him saying "achoo" when he sneezes.

i just say to the sneezer "you sneezed".

the anti-"no problem" argument makes me want to poison myself

I actually hate "you're welcome" more, it sounds sarcastic ! maybe that's an Aus thing I dunno

" I don't want to acknowledge superstition, "

Just a lil precious imo. Ppl not actually asking a deity to protect u after u sneeze etc

I'll sometimes go with, "May God bless you and keep you under His wing. Amen and amen."

people who say "everything happens for a reason"

Just a lil precious imo. Ppl not actually asking a deity to protect u after u sneeze etc

Oh yeah, absolutely, hence the cognitive dissonance as I quite frequently ask a deity I don't believe in to damn things to an eternity in hell.

Not sure how my frequent use of "jesus fucking christ" fits into this either.

Did I ever express my IA about the way that people around here pronounce compilation as "com-PIE-lay-shun"? Drives me nuts.

xp i figured. ive the same dissnonance a lot growing up in a catholic culture where every habitual utterance is a religious reference, impossible to unhardwire that shit

When people get annoyed when you ask them to repeat themselves when you're in a loud setting and can barely hear.

Im at a Walgreens where a cashier said "Bless you" to a customer who sneezed and the customer responded, "God bless the United States of America." (4th of July humor.)

(Accidentally posted this in a politics thread but thought it was funny enough to share in the right place.)

when people sneeze i just call the cops and tell them I saw a gun

People with the same Christian name as me make me IA. I'm think I'm genuinely prejudiced against them. In the pub this afternoon there were four of us out of about a dozen people. Hell is other Kevins.

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Okay I think I am most definitely IA about this band The Baseball Project

People who use 'Christian name' when they mean first name and aren't actively Christian (even if they come from a Christian background). Maybe less irrationally angry but more irrationally confused? Obv I dunno if dowd is actively Christian or not, but that terminology always makes me do a double-take.

I mean, even if I were talking to someone whose background meant that their family name went first, I would probably use 'personal name' instead of 'Christian'. I just can't ever imagine using it. It weirds me out.

one thing really getting my goat lately is people doing that "david bowie died and the whole world has gone mad!" landfill meme. i mean there's probably a long list of awful memes and rehashed makes u think/opinions 4 u after bowie's death, but i've seen this a few times lately.

I hate studies and polls that reveal exactly what you might expect. Just made a big deal on the radio about a new study that determined, to absolutely no one's surprise, that religious and evangelical people are more likely to support Trump, and atheists and other relative non-believers are more likely to support Clinton. The poll also revealed that a lot of people support Trump because they don't like Clinton, and a lot of Clinton's support come from people who don't like Trump.

Yeah, no shit. I hope they saved some of that grant money for something more useful. It's like when they do variations of an older, definitive study and come up with similar results. "OMG, people who smoke and watch tv are more likely to get cancer than people who just watch TV!"

People who use 'Christian name' when they mean first name

i imagine most people use it unthinkingly as they do when saying "bless you".

yeah, I had to consciously train myself into saying "given name" rather than "christian name" when I worked in a call-centre and had to take occasionally customer's personal details, I think most people who say it do so automatically. (I was raised Catholic but we weren't abnormally super-religious or anything)

Around here "first name" is more common than either of those.

I just askin people "what's ya muthafuckin' name?!"

people going on about Theresa May's husband being Britain's "first husband" despite the fact that UK prime ministers wives have never been called the "first lady" or had any particular official title as far as I know. (yes, yes, I know this is irrational, before anyone starts)

God, for a moment, I thought Brian May was going to be living at 10 Downing Street.

twitter seems divided as to whether Mr May looks most like Arthur Askey, Sid Little or Hank Marvin (pretty obviously Askey imo)

JUst been trying to reclaim a lot of material from a hard drive that died on me a number of years ago. It does seem to have brought a lotof stuff back but it's now gone again.
& now the folders are claiming to be empty folders again.

I thought i was getting a lot of it back but it kept freezing and the Windows Explorer would turn itself off.

& now i only have half my Gun Club Bootlegs back and a quarter of my live C.O.b. set.
Which is really frustrating.

Ha soref the irrational anger at the first husband stuff can only be compounded by use of the word "hubby" and the sustained crapness of metro.co.uk

People who use 'Christian name' when they mean first name and aren't actively Christian (even if they come from a Christian background). Maybe less irrationally angry but more irrationally confused? Obv I dunno if dowd is actively Christian or not, but that terminology always makes me do a double-take.

I am a Christian. But I just use it because it's what I'm used to - maybe it's because I grew up in the military? But I've been experiencing lots of bureaucracy recently, and I hear christian name a lot.