Twitter C/D

i make no attempt to read all the tweets lol guys embrace the cascade

― lag∞n, Monday, September 12, 2016 11:20 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

expert twitterer moves

reach in hand, pull out fish

fl0pson i regret ot inform you that no t only is everybody stealing your tweet but theyre all doing better numbers than you https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/775113931291496448

Isn't he violating twittiiquette by not doing it as a retweet or something? I find Twitter illegible so I'm not sure if I'm reading this right. Twitter is really like my rubicon whereby I cross into being an Internet old man.

Southern Brooklyn, maybe Eastern Queens. I think Trump is popular with the Russians in my neighborhood too.

no one is gonna do one with the cheney naked woman sunglasses?

fl0pson i regret ot inform you that no t only is everybody stealing your tweet but theyre all doing better numbers than you https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/775113931291496448

― 龜, Tuesday, September 13, 2016 7:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol didn't even know about this one. ya im doomed. still racking up numbers tho

Southern Brooklyn, maybe Eastern Queens. I think Trump is popular with the Russians in my neighborhood too.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, September 13, 2016 7:59 AM (fifty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoops this was in the wrong thread

deleted my account last year (?) and haven't missed it at all. i do have an account sitting there, and i'm following maybe six friends and some ~brands~, but nothing compels me to open it any more unless i want to search for something that's happening (tram crash, smoke erupting from the next block etc), but even then it's just a wall of guesswork/hot takes from randoms and unrelated spam ("The Top 10 iPhone 7 Problems shittyurl.com/kwjbsf #iphone #pneumoniagate #kanye #paralympics #tramcrash #obama")

I just use it for local sports stuff + George Wallace dad jokes

oh and DA SHARE ZONE

I only started using it like a year ago

AA if you are following 6 friends and a bunch of brands you are Using Twitter Wrong fyi

i just wrote a lengthy paragraph which essentially meant "i'm not committed enough to work on it" so am going with that instead

(when i was Using Twitter Right i hated it enough to give up so)

stole a picture from another account that they no doubt stole from somewhere else and so forth and its getting RTs im the fat jew now (didnt RT cause it had a dum caption)

going to tweet pictures of flopson and lag∞n instead of dril and hil as a response

unbelievable

Drilary Winton

Is Twitter only viewable to members now? I haven't been able to load any page of it for a few days now.

I just set up a new account for the hell of it, ilxmail me if you want a free follower

or post your handle here if you don't care

mine is @kanyewest

Nice, I'm @propertybrothers, followed you

@fl0pson

i was thinking of changing my handle recently

it was useful at first to get ilxors to follow me but now i don't really like that it links me to this lameass msg board to the wider internet. also >:(

Urban Dictionary: flopson
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flopson
Apr 13, 2009 - flopson. Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up. Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!".

just followed you. I'm not really @propertybrothers btw, in case that wasn't obvious.

I have no idea why but mine is still my actual name. been planning on changing that (change account name, quickly change a second account to my name to keep it) but it hasn't happened yet

i own the account of my name and some ppl i know follow it lol i think it has one tweet

is freddie deboer one of those twitter political dudes because I read a decent article, realized I saw it because max had commented on it, and then I commented not realizing it was this freddie dude

feel like I have made a grave error interacting w/badness

for shame

i got mad today on twitter

I occasionally interact w/ fdb about standardised assessment of English proficiency. He seems ok most of the time.

He's a hidebound grump who hates millenials afaik

I had a IRL pal retweet lag∞n yesterday and that was weird. Worlds collide.

Half the people I follow now just seem to spaz about trump ever 43 seconds.

basically whats going on in my head but i try to keep it down to once an hour on the tl

i got mad today on twitter

― lag∞n, Friday, September 16, 2016 7:34 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thats what twitter's all about innit?

i thought it was about jokes

can't stand FdB

humorless thin-skinned white dude campus leftist crybaby who blocks everyone who disagrees with him

he quit twitter forever for like a week a while ago lol

his tone is so sanctimonious and blegh that even when i agree w him my instinct is to disagree

lol flopson I haven't gotten any notifications so either I commented on a dead thread or he's blocked me in some way on fb now

it was a comment about this article: http://thebaffler.com/salvos/degrasse-tyson-kriss-atheists
he somehow missed the point and was complaining that homophobic, racist evangelicals are a much bigger threat than atheists so why are you picking on atheists

commented to this effect: imo if evangelical christianity disappeared tomorrow these people would still have the same in-group/out-group ideas and be just as racist/sexist/resistant to change

I mean, Trump is the great uniter of a bunch of these people and the far-right christian types fell over backward finding reasons to support his godless ways

Sounds like his schtick. he seemed overly concerned with the efficacy of the movement ("don't wate time criticizing what i perceive as a lesser evil, focus on overthrowing capitalism!")

Which is typical orthodox leftbro humorless impenetrability to the tenets of intersectional anti-oppressive movements.

It's like Marxists have never heard of the strategy of "doing both"

get you a movement can do both

I think we were just talking about FDB on another thread but I can't remember which, and I find him very hit-or-miss.

Or like they're scared that if they question any aspect of their beliefs then the whole edifice might collapse