When the same dude plays both characters in a Vine.
― pplains, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:03 (eight years ago) link
Yahoo yet again. Hasn't allowed a password number to be accepted, possibly because there wasa 1/2 hour delay between it being requested and me trying to use it. Now tried to get a 2nd code number but it hasn't arrived.So is the same thing going to repeat. actuallly several times over since the code was requested several times but for some reason I lost signal. Which shouldn't be happening anyway since I'm on the outskirts of town not the middle of nowhere.
& why is it taht I keep needing to enter a code number to access my own email account, instead of it just being my password needed. Is taht the same on most email servers or is taht a special fun thing with yahoo?
― Stevolende, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:06 (eight years ago) link
On top of that they've now locked my account for 12 hours.Time to get away from yahoo probably.Though that might have been a couple of years ago really.
― Stevolende, Monday, 19 September 2016 13:08 (eight years ago) link
To coin a phrase, Yahoo is "like a burning house with more flammable parts yet to come."
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link
I was at a friend's house for a party over the weekend and they had some yellow and red peppers that were snack-sized set out with the food.
This lady walked by and was like "look at these peppers! are you just supposed to eat them like that! hah! *makes exaggerated nibbling motions*" as if the idea of eating a pepper was ridiculous to her
I was really tempted to walk over and just start eating one, so I could say, "Yes, peppers are food, you put them in your mouth and chew like this"
There were sauces, like ranch, on the table. Her demeanor was in that weird territory where you can't tell if someone thinks they're being funny or if they're attempting to passive-aggressively mock the host, because... peppers on a tray, who does such a thing?!?
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link
I can't remember if it was my friend who was one of the hosts or another guest who looked at her, very confused, and said "they're not hot peppers, just regular ones..."
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link
On top of that they've now locked my account for 12 hours.Time to get away from yahoo probably.Though that might have been a couple of years ago reallyI'm caught in a cross firethat I don't understandBut there's one thing I know for sure girlI don't give a damn
― Neanderthal, Monday, 19 September 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link
xpost I don't know what disease of the mind that is, where certain people apparently lead a selectively cloistered existence and then express incredulous amusement towards things that are actually pretty normal.
― ALL TACOE'S 1/2 HALF "OFF" (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link
bumper stickers that are deliberately crooked to make it look like someone just slapped it on there all casual like.
― savvinesslessness (map), Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
Dog owners who pick up their dog's shit in a bag only to leave the bag on the sidewalk. What the fuck?
― Ross, Friday, 23 September 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link
Podcasts that re-upload all of their episodes every few weeks so that if you're subscribed your phone starts downloading 80 files you've already heard.
― Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link
When you search for a file in Windows 7 and the location bar turns into a progress bar. That gets slower and slower as it moves to the right. And then, when you think it's done, it crosses the edge and moves into the (X) thing that stops the search.
― "raw buttin' these toilet seats" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 24 September 2016 23:33 (eight years ago) link
When you search for a file in anything newer than Windows XP in general: all this shit where it refuses to search half your computer unless it has been indexed or whatever. FUCK OFF! At least XP just searched everything until it found your file.
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 September 2016 07:56 (eight years ago) link
Yes! And I don't even want to talk about how long it takes to INDEX a folder full of images. Every time I need to edit a bunch of stuff for work it takes like five minutes for the folder to update.
― "raw buttin' these toilet seats" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 25 September 2016 08:13 (eight years ago) link
Windows follows its own version of Moore's law, it halves in speed every 18 months. My last win 10 update took 22 hours, was entirely rationally angry by the end of that.
― dancing jarman by derek (ledge), Sunday, 25 September 2016 08:20 (eight years ago) link
Can't believe we haven't sorted this out yet. Surely they understand that this is so much worse than leaving dog shit just anywhere right? Why does anyone ever do this? Why can't they see that they are not helping?!
― erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Sunday, 25 September 2016 09:21 (eight years ago) link
On the bike trail in my neighborhood I saw a guy do that - leave the bag, and I said something like "excuse me, you uh left this here," and he said "Yes, I'll pick it up on my way back," as if that made it perfectly okay. Different from leaving it there forever I guess, and I understand it's not pleasant to carry. But in the meantime there's a bag of shit sitting there; how are people supposed to know that it's only going to be there for 10 minutes?
― inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 25 September 2016 10:50 (eight years ago) link
Concerning Windows search, use this instead: https://www.mythicsoft.com/filelocatorlite
― aloof club (doo dah), Sunday, 25 September 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link
Ta! I will install that asap
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:18 (eight years ago) link
Thanks Sheesh, feels good to know I'm not alone in this stance.
― Ross, Monday, 26 September 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link
parcels or even just envelopes done up tighter than a mummy in sellotape so that if you use scissors you always cut a bit off the things being sent and the only way in is a large sheet metal cutter plunged through the middle of the package, through the masking tape, through the cardboard, through the cushioning and (thud) right through the center of etc.
― mark s, Monday, 26 September 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link
My nan used to do that with birthday present wrapping. Whole thing was bound up tighter than a geishas foot.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:06 (eight years ago) link
some of my noted either/or drivers are really old people who think they're driving an old car with a manual transmission and are driving with feet on both pedals. you can tell because the brake lights are on 99% of the time
this is not how manual cars work either
people should choose a speed to drive at and then employ cruise control whenever possible
thirty years since being bemused by cruise control jokes in American comic strip Bloom County and I have still never seen this feature in a motor vehicle
― Shakey δσς (sic), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:17 (eight years ago) link
How come? I'm sure it works on the wrong side of the road just as good as the right side.
Had an older relative who used to do this through town. Going around the curve by the laundromat at 40 MPH always a nail-biter.
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link
I assumed cruise control was just standard in all cars these days, but maybe only in the US. I'm not joking about using it whenever possible. A lot of drivers have a real problem with constantly speeding up and slowing down. Traffic would be smoother and driving would be more fuel efficient if we just let our cars maintain a constant speed.
― Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:29 (eight years ago) link
my car doesn't have cruise control. idk why. i used to use it in my old car and had it had a noticeable effect on fuel economy.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:32 (eight years ago) link
Maybe it's because uk roads are shorter?
― two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link
A reminder that automatic transmission is still mostly an American (and Australian?) thing.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link
if you've been in any car manufactured in the last, I dunno, two decades for US use that has an automatic transmission and it wasn't the cheapest trim level imaginable, it has a cruise control
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link
btw well aware manual transmission vehicles don't involve using two pedals at the same time unless you're engaging the clutch, but old people are mysterious
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link
i have the cheapest trim 2016 corolla :)
― assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link
great car btw
― assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link
I love cruise control. Keeps me from getting speed camera tickets in work zones.
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link
kudos to toyota on still having a really low trim level!
half the dealers won't even stock those because they're not really that much cheaper now? like the difference between installing cruise control/power windows/etc and switching the system to build such a low number of one-off cars without any options almost makes up for the extra feature cost in opportunity cost
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link
if you're wondering if my complaint about old people is commonhttps://www.google.com/webhp?ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=rest%20foot%20on%20clutch
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:47 (eight years ago) link
Was reminded of one today: students who say they are studying the non-subjects of "pre-med" or "pre-law". You haven't been admitted to medical or law school yet. Just say you're studying biology or English.
Unnecessary pre-s make me IA. Pre-sliced, pre-cooked, pre-order; "Have you pre-booked?" No, but I have booked.
― mahb, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:28 (eight years ago) link
Waiting forever for a book to get to me from the US in an Amazon marketplace purchase. Book I've wanted for ages, 2 weeks over the ETA.Package arrived earlier. They sent the wrong book.&there's no invoice so wonder what their checking system is.
― Stevolende, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:42 (eight years ago) link
it has power windows, bluetooth, whatever else but no cruise control. i don't even notice it's gone tbh.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link
tbh I wouldn't for a while because 90% of my driving is in the city!
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link
pre-fix menus aaaargghhh
(because it's wrong, not because of the unnecessary pre)
― kinder, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link
it's pricks fixey duh
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
The new free wifi on the underground works really well, but sometimes the other free wifi jumps in - when this happens, it means that instead of the page I was about to load on my phone's browser, there is a login screen instead, and no way to retrieve what was there before. If it was an article that I was previously saving to read, that's it gone.
Truly, I have the hardest life.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link
the difference between installing cruise control/power windows/etc and switching the system to build such a low number of one-off cars without any options almost makes up for the extra feature cost in opportunity cost
I think that's pretty much the case. There are still a few models left. Almost makes me want to get a Ford Fiesta.
I hate some of the automatic features that come standard on cars. For example, the driver's side door jamb sensor went on the fritz, resulting in my dome light coming on every few moments and all my door locks locking and unlocking themselves. I was able to manually turn the dome light completely off until I got the sensor replaced, but I had to find some sort of ABACAB code out of the manual to deactivate the locks.
Same kind of thing, as I think I already mentioned, when I replaced the battery and then had to go online to find the code to turn my radio back on again.
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0002/370/MI0002370169.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
― wookin pa nub (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:29 (eight years ago) link
that's the point I knew I'd bought a luxury car -- the manual is huge and appears to have most of the cheat codes
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link
my current car is teh first one I've had that has cruise control. I often use it when driving back from Tampa, or en route to Atlanta
other than that, very little opportunity to use it unless you like turning it off every 3 seconds..
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:42 (eight years ago) link
I only use it when I'm backing out of my driveway.
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:52 (eight years ago) link
chillens can jump out the way
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link
I'm using cruise control on highways now because I have a lead foot and just got a $240 speeding ticket. $300 if I want to do traffic school!
― "raw buttin' these toilet seats" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 08:46 (eight years ago) link
How come?
because you don't brake at the same time as accelerating
I'm sure it works on the wrong side of the road just as good as the right side.
me too!
no idea what "trim level" is
― Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 10:38 (eight years ago) link