start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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On the bike trail in my neighborhood I saw a guy do that - leave the bag, and I said something like "excuse me, you uh left this here," and he said "Yes, I'll pick it up on my way back," as if that made it perfectly okay. Different from leaving it there forever I guess, and I understand it's not pleasant to carry. But in the meantime there's a bag of shit sitting there; how are people supposed to know that it's only going to be there for 10 minutes?

inimitable liver (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 25 September 2016 10:50 (eight years ago) link

Concerning Windows search, use this instead: https://www.mythicsoft.com/filelocatorlite

aloof club (doo dah), Sunday, 25 September 2016 12:06 (eight years ago) link

Ta! I will install that asap

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 September 2016 23:18 (eight years ago) link

Thanks Sheesh, feels good to know I'm not alone in this stance.

Ross, Monday, 26 September 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link

parcels or even just envelopes done up tighter than a mummy in sellotape so that if you use scissors you always cut a bit off the things being sent and the only way in is a large sheet metal cutter plunged through the middle of the package, through the masking tape, through the cardboard, through the cushioning and (thud) right through the center of etc.

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

My nan used to do that with birthday present wrapping. Whole thing was bound up tighter than a geishas foot.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 06:06 (eight years ago) link

some of my noted either/or drivers are really old people who think they're driving an old car with a manual transmission and are driving with feet on both pedals. you can tell because the brake lights are on 99% of the time

this is not how manual cars work either

people should choose a speed to drive at and then employ cruise control whenever possible

thirty years since being bemused by cruise control jokes in American comic strip Bloom County and I have still never seen this feature in a motor vehicle

Shakey δσς (sic), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:17 (eight years ago) link

How come? I'm sure it works on the wrong side of the road just as good as the right side.

people should choose a speed to drive at and then employ cruise control whenever possible

Had an older relative who used to do this through town. Going around the curve by the laundromat at 40 MPH always a nail-biter.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:21 (eight years ago) link

I assumed cruise control was just standard in all cars these days, but maybe only in the US. I'm not joking about using it whenever possible. A lot of drivers have a real problem with constantly speeding up and slowing down. Traffic would be smoother and driving would be more fuel efficient if we just let our cars maintain a constant speed.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:29 (eight years ago) link

my car doesn't have cruise control. idk why. i used to use it in my old car and had it had a noticeable effect on fuel economy.

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:32 (eight years ago) link

Maybe it's because uk roads are shorter?

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link

A reminder that automatic transmission is still mostly an American (and Australian?) thing.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

if you've been in any car manufactured in the last, I dunno, two decades for US use that has an automatic transmission and it wasn't the cheapest trim level imaginable, it has a cruise control

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:36 (eight years ago) link

btw well aware manual transmission vehicles don't involve using two pedals at the same time unless you're engaging the clutch, but old people are mysterious

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link

i have the cheapest trim 2016 corolla :)

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link

great car btw

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link

I love cruise control. Keeps me from getting speed camera tickets in work zones.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link

kudos to toyota on still having a really low trim level!

half the dealers won't even stock those because they're not really that much cheaper now? like the difference between installing cruise control/power windows/etc and switching the system to build such a low number of one-off cars without any options almost makes up for the extra feature cost in opportunity cost

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link

if you're wondering if my complaint about old people is common
https://www.google.com/webhp?ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=rest%20foot%20on%20clutch

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:47 (eight years ago) link

Was reminded of one today: students who say they are studying the non-subjects of "pre-med" or "pre-law". You haven't been admitted to medical or law school yet. Just say you're studying biology or English.

Unnecessary pre-s make me IA. Pre-sliced, pre-cooked, pre-order; "Have you pre-booked?" No, but I have booked.

mahb, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:28 (eight years ago) link

Waiting forever for a book to get to me from the US in an Amazon marketplace purchase. Book I've wanted for ages, 2 weeks over the ETA.
Package arrived earlier. They sent the wrong book.
&there's no invoice so wonder what their checking system is.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 14:42 (eight years ago) link

it has power windows, bluetooth, whatever else but no cruise control. i don't even notice it's gone tbh.

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

tbh I wouldn't for a while because 90% of my driving is in the city!

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

Unnecessary pre-s make me IA. Pre-sliced, pre-cooked, pre-order; "Have you pre-booked?" No, but I have booked.

pre-fix menus aaaargghhh

(because it's wrong, not because of the unnecessary pre)

kinder, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link

it's pricks fixey duh

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

The new free wifi on the underground works really well, but sometimes the other free wifi jumps in - when this happens, it means that instead of the page I was about to load on my phone's browser, there is a login screen instead, and no way to retrieve what was there before. If it was an article that I was previously saving to read, that's it gone.

Truly, I have the hardest life.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

the difference between installing cruise control/power windows/etc and switching the system to build such a low number of one-off cars without any options almost makes up for the extra feature cost in opportunity cost

I think that's pretty much the case. There are still a few models left. Almost makes me want to get a Ford Fiesta.

I hate some of the automatic features that come standard on cars. For example, the driver's side door jamb sensor went on the fritz, resulting in my dome light coming on every few moments and all my door locks locking and unlocking themselves. I was able to manually turn the dome light completely off until I got the sensor replaced, but I had to find some sort of ABACAB code out of the manual to deactivate the locks.

Same kind of thing, as I think I already mentioned, when I replaced the battery and then had to go online to find the code to turn my radio back on again.

pplains, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

that's the point I knew I'd bought a luxury car -- the manual is huge and appears to have most of the cheat codes

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

my current car is teh first one I've had that has cruise control. I often use it when driving back from Tampa, or en route to Atlanta

other than that, very little opportunity to use it unless you like turning it off every 3 seconds..

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:42 (eight years ago) link

I only use it when I'm backing out of my driveway.

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:52 (eight years ago) link

chillens can jump out the way

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 04:57 (eight years ago) link

I'm using cruise control on highways now because I have a lead foot and just got a $240 speeding ticket. $300 if I want to do traffic school!

"raw buttin' these toilet seats" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 08:46 (eight years ago) link

How come?

because you don't brake at the same time as accelerating

I'm sure it works on the wrong side of the road just as good as the right side.

me too!

no idea what "trim level" is

Shakey δσς (sic), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 10:38 (eight years ago) link

options packages

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link

this led me to find a wikipedia page I'd never have guessed the existence of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automotive_trim_nomenclature

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 14:31 (eight years ago) link

because you don't brake at the same time as accelerating

superannuated racers?: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel-and-toe

by the light of the burning CitroΓ«n, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:39 (eight years ago) link

I think Car Talk addressed the weird thing with older drivers who are going around with the brake lights always on as a combination of people with bad leg mobility (who probably shouldn't be driving) having a foot on each pedal and people who used to rest their left foot on the clutch who now leave it on the brake because... who even knows why

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

I can only attest to having driven behind these people on a maddening number of occasions, not to their reasons

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:43 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't really bother me until I see the brake lights turn on as we're going up a hill.

pplains, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link

sitting in a very quiet waiting room except for one woman who is both chewing gum with her mouth open and texting with the keyboard volume up

qualx, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't really bother me until I see the brake lights turn on as we're going up a hill.

― pplains, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 3:45 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now that I'm sharing the roads with drivers as a scooterist(tm), I have like 1000 more IAs about driving than I used to. Thought about this thread today when someone in front of me braked every few seconds at nothing in particular...No problem! Just braking! WHILE GOING UPHILL. I was like, if you need to slow down, you know you can just stop accelerating, right? Yay gravity wins again!

In conclusion, people are the worst.

If authoritarianism is Romania's ironing board, then (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

maybe they're very supportive of the gasoline and brake pad industries

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

oman who is both chewing gum with her mouth open and texting with the keyboard volume up

DEATH FROM ABOVE. AND SIDES. AND UP HER FACE.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

lol otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 September 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link

I think at this point in my life I'm putting off starting new activities etc. because it just means lots more IAs.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Thursday, 29 September 2016 13:55 (eight years ago) link

Floridians and hurricanes. every year people freak out when someone suggests there's a hurricane and it "might hit Florida". a phrase that gets uttered for pretty much any Atlantic hurricane that is anywhere in the vicinity of land at some point.

my bestie cancelled a pool party at the last minute due to the last tropical storm and the thing was FIVE DAYS away from land at that point, not even close enough to affect our weather!

the only reason I get angry about it is that sometimes people here do really fucking stupid things, like hear a poorly-sourced rumor that there will be a gas shortage due to a storm, and everybody takes 3 or 4 portable containers and fills up. this happened in 05 and of course, 90% of the gas stations were grocery-bagged up for 3 days and all these idiots were smug like "see? I was smart to fill up!". or friends will cancel plans with you 5 days out cos "the storm might hit" and then of course nothing comes (schools are a diff matter, they have to cancel far enough in advance for parents to make plans for the kids so I get why they have to jump the gun).

No, moron, you CAUSED the shortage! it's like fuckin' Terminator shit....

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

36 years and I still have only experienced 5 canes, and 3 of them were in the same year (to be fair, it was a terrible year).

I do hope, tho, that this current one, if it does deviate, doesn't go anywhere near Louisiana (or any state, for that matter, but esp not there).

Neanderthal, Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:30 (eight years ago) link

went to a karaoke bar last night for a friends birthday, and 2 girls in our group got up and did Tequila

it pissed me off because it was a total troll, just do the easiest laziest song & do the peewee dance. one girl even pretended not to know when to sing

i don't care if you get up and can't sing, i love the effort it takes to try. it's the fact that these 2 didnt try that bugged me. and they werent drunk so that wasn't their excuse

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 October 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

how about when you pull into the gas station and someone has come just before you. they have decided, even though there is no car at the first pump in line, to go to the second pump then stop. you are waiting behind them to see if they will move. nope. put car in park, turn it off. now i have to go around someone and back into the first pump. are you fucking kidding me.

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 6 October 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link


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