Twitter C/D

ha i followed her for a min, some good tweets but def a lil too much expert syndrome of the left

its crazy how certain so many ppl can be abt whatre clearly very fluid and evolving beliefs, but then again twitter does just make everyone seem completely fn nuts

it's pretty obvious "nasty" doesn't have too carry sexist and misogynist vibes but it's often used that way and also "nasty" works really well with a reclaimed sexual image and looks good on t-shirts and obviously has done well in song

the "wow would u wear shirts that said 'retarded woman'" and it's like uh, no, but no one said that

(except janet jackson in her hit song "retarded" of course)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIxNDYgVtM

I'm not really sure what twitter drama that tweet was responding to so mb i'm lacking context (but, saying reactionary shit to counterbalance annoying ppl on twitter is dumb imo), but taken literally it sounds like she is saying, "how is being interrupted by a man calling you "such a nasty woman" while you are in a professional setting "even sexist?" (I can't think of anything more sexist) and "how sheltered would you have to be to even bat an eyelash at that?" just sounds like "toughen up"

gird yr nasty loins ppl

twitter challops basically

its crazy how certain so many ppl can be abt whatre clearly very fluid and evolving beliefs, but then again twitter does just make everyone seem completely fn nuts

― lag∞n, Friday, October 21, 2016 4:00 PM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bless you

Anyone else ever suddenly have like 1700 new spam followers overnight? No idea why or what to do with this.

weird

my count is now literally going up faster than I can block

embrace your role as influencer

i dont have a good venue for this next one, so any of you are free to use this as your twitter or FB bios:

"Hank Hill in the streets, Boomhauer in the sheets."

did you guys hear, ilxor man alive is now a twitter celeb

the toast of twitter

Anyone else ever suddenly have like 1700 new spam followers overnight? No idea why or what to do with this.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, October 23, 2016 6:46 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i bought a friend of mine 5k followers as a joke one time from a 5 dollar 'favor' webstie, could be that

lol

a fun thing to do was to try and do a witty tweet about the botnet attack

I had a Twitter account I never used and when I signed into it after a year I had a thousand new followers from Saudi Arabia. They are their own weird Twitter shit going on there, like these really astral spiritual memes of ducks and cats.

*have

that sounds sick

how many ducks and cats are following man alive, what a world

larry is this the type of account ur talking abt https://mobile.twitter.com/laveme224

that is one of my fave accts

same

i bought a friend of mine 5k followers as a joke one time from a 5 dollar 'favor' webstie, could be that

ha, I did this too, didn't tell him anything and wasn't sure how he had his notifications set up but happily he suddenly got ~12k emails. was proud/offended that he immediately rang me accusingly

larry is this the type of account ur talking abt https://mobile.twitter.com/laveme224

Yeah, that's it. I probably got it from here, actually.

What's the point of these bot attacks though? What is gained by giving some rando thousands of followers?

Ok so which one of you

i've never had an influx of that many bot followers but i do get a bot follower here and there, maybe a few a month, i used to block them but now i don't care anymore, many of them unfollow me after a little while anyway

Can you selectively hide who you follow? It seems kind of arbitrary that this is public in the first place imo.

u cn make a private list

I'm up to nearly 5k mostly Arabic-speaking bots now with no sign of subsiding.

so more people getting let go eh

the trial and tribulations of going semi-pro

jose bautista follows me but he follows everybody i guess

maybe he's lonely

#branding
https://twitter.com/SkypeBusiness/status/790968287584718848

add to the list of web twitter features i don't like

- when u start a soundcloud in yr feed and scroll past it the music stops; what, am i supposed to just sit there staring at the same 2 tweets the whole time?? can the ilxor who works for SC fix this?

- threads appearing in feed that begin halfway through the thread so u have to click thru the first tweet shown to see the top

weird tweeter joins YPG. no shit.

https://twitter.com/PissPigGranddad/status/790409142984962048

what a world.

my SA goon friend who mostly has lurked there for uh... idk, ten or fifteen years.. occasionally has an entire additional level of insight on these things and had a heavy sigh about that when I brought it up

lmao

what is SA

nevermind

http://i.imgur.com/cqxe3XJ.jpg

lmao represent

That was the only picture I could find where the front wasn't covered in snow.

someone liked one of my tweets
*looks wistfully out window*

I seem to get a lot of likes from dissing Matt Yglesias

have a pop at The Sun; I got an explosion from that

you wanna wear the crown you gotta take shots at the king xp