Things You Just Don't Care About

England v Scotland

two bald men fighting over a comb

One considerably balder than the other.

just checking listings there and on the basic cable package i have san marino v germany is being shown, with england v scotland on a channel you have to pay extra for lol. so now i really, really don't care.

When someone cannot believe you haven't seen a movie. How much media can one consume?

pears

otm

I can't remember the last time I had a good apple but good pears are easier to find.

Isn't there an Eddie Izzard bit about that?

When someone cannot believe you haven't seen a movie. How much media can one consume?

pears > bananas

good pear vs good apple isn't rly even close tbh but it is hard to get good pears

pears are bullshit

even a "good " pear makes me think "baby food"

don't really care for raw bananas either

im not gonna talk down to anyone here because i love u all and bathe in your grace etc but cmere how can we be sure and i mean really sure that you know what a 'good' pear is if you dont like pears im only just askin now

pears > bananas

anything > bananas

Bananas are great, pears are great, eat some fruit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDVKtWddvBw

bcz pear livers are always "oh u have to taste this amazing pear" and i am always tasting cloying soft nonsense

lovers

crunchy pears > soft pears

Beyonce+Jay Z, Angelina+Brad and so on

Cooking with pears can be nice

christ what the hell. literally every fruit is amazing.

us elections

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edgelord

John Lewis Christmas adverts. And anybody who does.

Apparently, Leonard Cohen. Not in a "please stop talking about this thing that bores/angers me" way, but I realize he's was a huge blind spot in my musical knowledge for whatever reason. I knew Everybody Knows and Hallelujah but as covers; when I hear his name I get "Pennyroyal Tea" stuck in my head more than anything actually related to him.

his stuff was great. you should listen to it. start with the old stuff. Songs of Leonard Cohen. Songs From A Room. Songs Of Love And Hate. New Skin For The Old Ceremony.

if u like Nirvana u will love Cohen

I don't know if this is the week to start listening to Leonard Cohen though.

sure it is

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seems like the perfect week for "First We Take Manhattan" tbh

Irvine Welsh, his books, movie adaptations or taste in music etc

Blue Peter, unless one of the dogs was going nuts at a guest

Wizardora

Tot's Tv

Just William

No Sweat

Sharkie And George

Danger Mouse (the cartoon)

Mr Ben

The Demon Headmaster

That bloody music school show with the audience laughter of children

Most of the kids books in the school libraries when I was at school

Action Man

James Bond

Cars

Car museums

Models of cars

Magazines about cars

Television shows about cars

Knightrider

War plane models

Jim Davidson's Big Break

The Generation Game

Deal Or No Deal

Philip Schofield talking about the genius of some tv show he was on decades ago

Strictly Come Dancing and anything where the audience claps in moronic brit primetime rhythm

Playing tag

Caramel biscuits

Werther's Originals

Peanut butter

Mint flavour

Whatever the fuck X-Men are doing now

Everything in the vein of Crisis On Infinite Earths and Marvel's Civil War

The Punisher

Blackhawk

Stratzynski updating Dr Strange for a post-Matrix audience and even referring to Stephen Strange as "the one"

Writers saying we're going to find out what makes Batman or Spiderman tick, as if we didn't already know

The existential crisis of alternative comix artists who desperately want to be genuinely unselfconsciously eccentric yet cannot resist huge doses of irony and selfawareness that winks at the audience and says "how kooky and eccentric!"
Although I am curious about how they dealt with the backlash on "hipsters" and twee indie aesthetics because I wasn't around to see that phase in full swing.

Playboy magazine from the 80s onward

Porn where the narrative ends with a blowjob and no touching of the rest of the body. What kind of asshole only wants a blowjob and nothing else?

Porn with car drivers getting blowjobs while driving, even worse if they're talking on a phone and looking smug and selfcongratulatory about it

Porn with nauseating cultural references

Japanese porn where the male protagonist is a screaming nervous wreck

Yawnsome pinup humour

Cliched pinup art. How can anyone stay interested in a whole book of Gil Elvgren?

Horror fans attempts to make Lucio Fulci films seem like masterpieces rather than generally boring films with a few really good scenes.

Unfortunately it seems Sofia Boutella won't be in a film I care about any time soon. I hope that changes.

I'm really tired, my tact isn't in full force and I hope none of this is too mean

these seem like things you dislike

I was mostly trying to think of things that bored the shit out of me and made me feel like "please just take it away, I'm so tired and can't take it anymore".
But somehow being tired right now made me think it was "things you can't be bothered with" despite my familiarity with this thread.

I haven't seen any Sofia Boutella films though.

these seem like things you dislike

like 75% of this terrible thread

that RAG post is like some wonderful autobiography where the passage of someone's life is communicated indirectly

Twitter

its been done

Japanese porn where the male protagonist is a screaming nervous wreck

dude this sounds dope

it's really quite simple. i don't care about the kardashians. never had any interest in their t.v. show or twitter or controversies or hijinx. don't even know all their names. don't dislike them. don't hate them. don't think about them at all unless i see a picture of one of them on the internet.

see, that's how this thread works.

dude this sounds dope

― goole, Monday, 14 November 2016 17:07

Screaming might be an exaggeration but I find it really annoying. You get it in anime a bit too often, a generic guy freaking out or whimpering around hot girls.

But, like, is the neverending presence and discussion of Japanese porn where the male protagonist is a screaming nervous wreck causing you frustration? Did I miss Japanese porn where the male POLLtagonist is a screaming nervous wreck, 204 new answers?

Character in Sion Sono's Love And Peace was kind of like this but I quite liked the film.

Panel shows stuffed full of comedians who've been told it'll be great for their careers by their agents.

Are you saying you don't like comedy panel shows or you just want to see them full of comedians doing it for the love of the comedy panel show?