worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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There was a moment in August where I seriously thought about starting to grow out my hair so as to go as Guy Fieri for Halloween but I didn't and I really regret it now. So next year.

joygoat, Thursday, 17 November 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

You have to.

how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

except that it wouldn't fit in a 50-option poll.

how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown or gtfo

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

can we poll these

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

I was once in the clinch with a guy who said, "Dude, that's slammin' salmon!"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 November 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

this guy has been doing this show FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

Οὖτις, Monday, 28 November 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

to think we once lived in a fieri-free world

it was a flavorless place

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 November 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link

I feel like this is what the Cenobite realm actually would be like

¶ (DJP), Monday, 28 November 2016 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Some of these are hardly Fieri-isms. 'Killer', 'That's fantastic', 'That is ridiculous'... should be pretty easy to winnow down to a choice of 50 for a poll. The shipyard of flavo(u)rtown one is incredible.

écorché (S-), Monday, 28 November 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"

how's life, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:59 (seven years ago) link

Where is PLEASE KILL ME NOW

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

"HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GUY FIERI VISITS A RESTAURANT" (Despite my caps, a positive take.)

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/guy-fieri-diners-drive-ins-dives-behind-scenes

nickn, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

guy fieri came to a nearby bagel shop and invented a jalopeno bagel for them, which is still on the menu even though guy fieri has left. i had it. it's alright.

Treeship, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

I've eaten at all the places that were profiled on his show in the Phoenix valley. Most have been really good

Spottie, Saturday, 3 December 2016 05:35 (seven years ago) link

Fieri walk with me

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:27 (seven years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:28 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

RIP

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:21 (seven years ago) link

jk he's still alive

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:21 (seven years ago) link

is he tho?

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link

(in their palatial home in flavortown, of course)

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:51 (seven years ago) link

which is protected by the Palate Police

Neanderthal, Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link

I'm confused by his shoes - did he make them himself?

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 08:36 (seven years ago) link

US astronaut Jack Fischer, 43, told his wife the journey to the International Space Station from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan was "a burrito of awesomeness smothered in awesome sauce".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-21/us-russian-crew-reach-international-space-station/8459876

écorché (S-), Friday, 21 April 2017 02:54 (seven years ago) link

at least it wasn't donkey sauce

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

Kinda sad an astronaut is less creative than our man Fieri. He must be really good at flying his space buggy.

écorché (S-), Monday, 24 April 2017 01:48 (seven years ago) link

T'fuck is a dabbing. Some kind of ridic dance, clearly.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 24 April 2017 05:39 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

The great lie REVEALED

Guy Fieri admits that Donkey Sauce is just aioli https://t.co/IFZNCHJ4wh pic.twitter.com/VQzBt1PGiZ

— Eater (@Eater) June 27, 2017

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 03:27 (seven years ago) link

BOURDAIN: Food is a dance. An unending ballet of the senses.
FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick pic.twitter.com/WgMooa4ECb

— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) May 5, 2015

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link

FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick

and call it a sushi roll

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link

I spat my drink out when I saw this pic.twitter.com/c211jo8RP8

— Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) July 2, 2017

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 01:58 (seven years ago) link

bourdain's expression in that pic shakey posted is haunting

🎵oooh, kevin has a place in perth🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 09:35 (seven years ago) link

I dropped by the local bbq place for lunch and had to hide in the corner because they were shooting b-roll for some Man vs Food thing :/

mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 16:55 (seven years ago) link

guilty confession: i've ended up watching way more triple D than either of bourdain's show tbh

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:21 (seven years ago) link

bourdain is a priss, lacks guy's joie de vivre

adam, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:30 (seven years ago) link

Triple D is one of my fav mindless shows tbf.

down that brown path (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:33 (seven years ago) link

tbh I like Bourdain's shows for the camerawork and locations and less for the human interaction

mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link

it's kind of a reverse "heart of darkness"/colonial travelogue thing where Bourdain goes to a different locale every week and then mumbles to the camera, "truly, I am the savage here"

mh, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

after seeing footage of Guy at the Hot Boys concert I've decided I love him

down that brown path (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link

guy-fieri-bathing-suit

nope

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:03 (seven years ago) link

it's worse than you imagine it is, believe me

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:14 (seven years ago) link

the only thing that would make that worse is if the image of guy on the swimsuit was from the infamous gif of him lapping from a bottle of san pelligrino like a thirsty bulldog

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/cF4JRyMelfI

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link

oh god

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 July 2017 21:26 (seven years ago) link

this is good and pulls back the curtain a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRc1_CATfo

kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 13 July 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link

nice, thanks for posting

down that brown path (Spottie), Thursday, 13 July 2017 23:11 (seven years ago) link


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