start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Do you lot not have those locks with "occupied" on the little dial?

Vaguely resembles this:

http://i.imgur.com/upL6M2Q.jpg

Do you lot not have those locks with "occupied" on the little dial?

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, November 25, 2016 10:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not in the bathrooms pplains describes, or most public restrooms (at least here in FL). Port-a-potties are usually the only ones that have the 'occupied' thing. not everybody seems to know how to use them but with the latter it doesn't matter cos there's usually so many available the chances of walking in on someone are p minimal.

re: non-door locker comment upthread, I too don't get not locking the door when you're on the can but *shrug*

Urgency?
Or traumatic incident in past of being trapped in a toilet and everybody finding out?
Leading to one having to slink away with tail between legs hand in notice, move to a new town where people aren't still talking about it.
Or something.

the former probably.

c) comfortable with putting it out there for all to see d) idiot who forgets how things work

There's these two guys on a bus I take around 6 AM who are always chatty and especially about politics. The rest of the bus is half asleep and just trying to get some relief before work. This is probably irrational, but I just wish they'd shut up.

morning people are horrible

haha ^ yup

I wonder what would happen if the sane among us just looked at the chatty morning types and shhhh-ed them.

people who ask a question and then keep fucking talking immediately after so nobody can answer

argh my new boss does this

I had a three-person meeting with him and the team lead last week and it was so infuriating when he asked questions about the details of what I was working on and then as soon as I started answering he would just talk over me and ask something different for the team lead to answer

and all our team meetings last 3x longer than they're supposed to and nobody can get a word in edgeways e.g.

boss: [rambling, vague monologue which finally reaches something which appears to be a question]
worker: well first we'd need to -
boss: I mean what I'm saying is -- [more vague ramblings, repetition of original question or possibly a different question with some of the same words in]
worker: OK we just did something which should -
boss: [muses on the nature of the universe for an hour]

prob for coworker thread but IA at a person who sits in their cubicle & calls out to coworkers like a goddamn toddler instead of getting off their ass & walking over

Okay, this PizzaGate horseshit is doing it today.

The dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen, obviously some 4chan trolling designed to whip moron Trumpers into a frenzy. And it's working.

people who have a policy for reservations that involve leaving a voicemail and say "we'll only call you if there is a problem".

so...how do we know for sure you got our message?

(there's a local theatre that does this and a few things people have showed up having not gotten a "there's a problem call" only to find out their voicemail was bungled.

also people who sell tickets using Paypal but don't bother to limit the transactions to their capacity so they oversell.

there is some guy who was irritating in some of my college classes. late in college, i was regularly reading metafilter.. and he showed up there! and was nearly as irritating, posting all the time

so now i'm reading stuff on twitter and sure enough, at least once a week i see this motherfucker chiming in on random conversations! shut up, chad!

people who ask you if you can do something late one night and start harassing you the next morning for a response without any regard for whether you even saw the first message or have had any time to think over whether they can do what you ask before their arbitrary deadline

like sorry I didn't respond to you, I was driving 6 hours to Atlanta on a trip with my buddy when you sent in, we didn't get in until after midnight, and we slept in the next day..........

Thats hardly irrational to be mad about tbqf.

People who sit down in the middle of a subway starcase, don't bother to move when a train shows up and hundreds of people start coming up the narrow stairway and then get annoyed about being accidentally trampled.

also not irrational

nothing is really irrational here, all of our feelings are legit. i get mad at everyone who drives to another neighborhood (mine) and parks there. i do it too, but who cares.

also that thing of where you get one item of clothing and it fits so you buy the same thing in a different color or whatever and it's like a totally fucking different size but it's not

ugh fuck that, happened me this week

that is the worst

even weirder is when you like the second one even better than the first, order two more, and both of them are identical, and they're both worse the #1 and the beloved #2

App notifications that don't actually notify you of anything.

I swear, Facebook must've figured out that seeing the number "4" inside a tiny red circle will trigger just about anyone to click and see what surprises they've got waiting. Most of the time, it's non-news like "So-and-so is still waiting on his friend request!" or "This post you have nothing to do with has a new comment."

Instagram has followed the lead now too. I'll click the notifications bug and see, yep, those same three people are still waiting for me to accept or decline their invitation.

Not sure if it's bad bus stop set up or dumb people but the idea that there is no need for people to step away from the doors of a full bus that is about to empty. Or coming the other way the idea that you need to dodge around a bunch of people to get off a bus and will probably come very close at least to colliding with some eejit as you try to walk away from the bus.

Not sure if this is just down to pretty much nothing having been done about changing the layout of the pavement where the buses stop when they redid the square several years ago. I don't think there were any bus stops down taht side where my terminus stop is when the road was also open on the now pedestrianised side of the square.
I can't be the only person who finds that a major pain.

Also possibly even worse si the bus stop where the coaches out of town stop outside GMIT the campus that's most of the way out of town.
IT has a narrow pavement with a bus shelter on one side and the perimeter wall for GMIT on the other side of teh pavement. & it's where you need to stand with suitcases etc if you're waiting for a bus to the airport or to Dublin or wherever.
Just hoping that they will rethink that entire junction when they open the Garda station HQ that's being built opposite. Can't see how that junction is going to work if the main police station is on it as it currently exists.

facebook messenger started sending messages a while back that just say "it's x birthday send him/her a message"

like are u worried i'm not using yr app enough, leave me the hell alone with these non-message messages

I think this one's rational anger but as a help desk agent there's nothing more counter-productive than a client's thoughts about why something is not working and their rampant chatter. I mean, I wouldn't go into a hospital and try to correct a doctor's technique during a surgery. Just let me do my job.

Or just their rampant chatter full stop! Oh god, no I dont need your life story as to what 300 things you did with your phone before you rang us, just tell me what you want fixed and STFU so I can fix it.

haha i almost always have to stop myself from doing that tbh.......

in tv cookery competitions when the judges incessantly remind us that a pannacotta shd wobble and a fondant shd be liquid inside

also not calling pannacotta by its correct name = blancmange

dude in line in front of me at chipotle is explaining the rules of poker to his friend & it's making me IA bcz it's so fuckkng boring

The poker revival makes me IA generally, who gives a fuuuck

is this a revival of the texas hold em thing or still just ongoing interest

in tv cookery competitions when the judges incessantly remind us that a pannacotta shd wobble and a fondant shd be liquid inside

also not calling pannacotta by its correct name = blancmange

― mark s, Thursday, December 8, 2016 12:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's panna cotta two words and unlike blancmange it's not cooked

xp ongoing interest, I guess, for the kinda guys who vape

IMPORTANT CORRECTIONS TO MY IRRATIONAL PANNACOTTA BEEF INCOMING, BOTH WIDELY CONTESTED

They do pannacotta beef now?

milk pudding with a twist

^ Jarvis cocker voiceover

guys, it's all just fancy custard

in a sense there is nothing that is not fancy custard

im a fancy custard

*wobbles*

i hate when people use burglary and robbery interchangeably

Parents who let their kids run wild in restaurants

oh yeah, shopping carts that are made to look like cars so you can put your kid in it and he can "drive" it and it's fucking huge and your kid is a shit

the declaration that "such-and-such needs to happen" when what is meant is "i want such-and-such to happen and am angry it hasn't"

I'm at the end of a bunch of traffic with about three car lengths between me and the next vehicle and EMPTY SPACE behind me as far as the eye can see. People turning out of side street see me and decide "yeah, this dude'll stop for me even though he's doing 45 mph, I'm in too much of a hurry to wait three seconds for him to pass and get *ugh* behind him, where no cars are coming and I wouldn't be risking my idiot life and his, HERE I GO." This has happened to me approximately a dozen times in the past week.

The IA part comes in when I want to follow them to wherever they're going and kick them in the shins, I guess.