worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

I've eaten at all the places that were profiled on his show in the Phoenix valley. Most have been really good

Fieri walk with me

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

RIP

jk he's still alive

is he tho?

here's guy dabbing with his sons btw

http://68.media.tumblr.com/4974265fe2572607b24324280142c479/tumblr_on6jbuVTPX1qzidspo1_1280.png

(in their palatial home in flavortown, of course)

which is protected by the Palate Police

I'm confused by his shoes - did he make them himself?

US astronaut Jack Fischer, 43, told his wife the journey to the International Space Station from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan was "a burrito of awesomeness smothered in awesome sauce".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-21/us-russian-crew-reach-international-space-station/8459876

at least it wasn't donkey sauce

Kinda sad an astronaut is less creative than our man Fieri. He must be really good at flying his space buggy.

T'fuck is a dabbing. Some kind of ridic dance, clearly.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/6f/f9/cc6ff959a2f77fe2d522d88db3edae41.jpg

The great lie REVEALED

Guy Fieri admits that Donkey Sauce is just aioli https://t.co/IFZNCHJ4wh pic.twitter.com/VQzBt1PGiZ

— Eater (@Eater) June 27, 2017

BOURDAIN: Food is a dance. An unending ballet of the senses.
FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick pic.twitter.com/WgMooa4ECb

— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) May 5, 2015

FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick

and call it a sushi roll

I spat my drink out when I saw this pic.twitter.com/c211jo8RP8

— Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) July 2, 2017

bourdain's expression in that pic shakey posted is haunting

I dropped by the local bbq place for lunch and had to hide in the corner because they were shooting b-roll for some Man vs Food thing :/

guilty confession: i've ended up watching way more triple D than either of bourdain's show tbh

bourdain is a priss, lacks guy's joie de vivre

Triple D is one of my fav mindless shows tbf.

tbh I like Bourdain's shows for the camerawork and locations and less for the human interaction

it's kind of a reverse "heart of darkness"/colonial travelogue thing where Bourdain goes to a different locale every week and then mumbles to the camera, "truly, I am the savage here"

after seeing footage of Guy at the Hot Boys concert I've decided I love him

Apologies in advance . . .

http://cdn-image.foodandwine.com/sites/default/files/styles/rd_fwrd_blog_main_image/public/guy-fieri-bathing-suit-ft-blog0717.jpg?itok=KBV7Q514

guy-fieri-bathing-suit

nope

it's worse than you imagine it is, believe me

the only thing that would make that worse is if the image of guy on the swimsuit was from the infamous gif of him lapping from a bottle of san pelligrino like a thirsty bulldog

https://youtu.be/cF4JRyMelfI

oh god

this is good and pulls back the curtain a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRc1_CATfo

nice, thanks for posting

so ilx is taking this guy seriously now

eh why not

Weak

Guy Fieri is Good Now is what I'm hearing online

Guy Fieri's stock went up as a recognized Hot Boys concert attender

otm

People really warmed up to him when it was revealed that donkey sauce was aioli and not sauce from an actual donkey.

he might be a jerk to his crew, kind of scared of people of other sexual orientations and ethnicities, but he's practically a man of the world compared to others in the news

I know that sentence is not missing an Oxford comma but I really want to add one.

:)

been acknowledging I could use a copy editor recently. might as well be a devious one.

saw a ddd yesterday where a place in st louis(?) serves a pb&j grilled cheese combo w/ a sliced banana on it

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/6osvyl/art_oc_the_other_day_i_posted_a_map_i_drew_for_a/

A Fieri themed DnD campaign?

More apologies...

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/food-network-production-assistants-prep-guy-fieri--56459?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

I went to a pizza place tonight and right as I showed up two guys with a really nice video camera, one of whom was wearing a FLAVORTOWN shirt, walked out and got into a van with out of state plates. Apparently I missed Guy by an hour or so.