start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

^ Jarvis cocker voiceover

guys, it's all just fancy custard

in a sense there is nothing that is not fancy custard

im a fancy custard

*wobbles*

i hate when people use burglary and robbery interchangeably

Parents who let their kids run wild in restaurants

oh yeah, shopping carts that are made to look like cars so you can put your kid in it and he can "drive" it and it's fucking huge and your kid is a shit

the declaration that "such-and-such needs to happen" when what is meant is "i want such-and-such to happen and am angry it hasn't"

I'm at the end of a bunch of traffic with about three car lengths between me and the next vehicle and EMPTY SPACE behind me as far as the eye can see. People turning out of side street see me and decide "yeah, this dude'll stop for me even though he's doing 45 mph, I'm in too much of a hurry to wait three seconds for him to pass and get *ugh* behind him, where no cars are coming and I wouldn't be risking my idiot life and his, HERE I GO." This has happened to me approximately a dozen times in the past week.

The IA part comes in when I want to follow them to wherever they're going and kick them in the shins, I guess.

"let me tell you about Naturebox"

in fact, pretty much every instance of podcast hosts pretending to be enthusiastic about whatever niche shit they're having to plug to pay the bills

can i tell u about mattresses

SQUARESPAAAACE!

mbmbam is good at this because they keep doing jokes at least

Armando Iannucci has a good bit about this where he talks about listening to the 538 podcast and in the middle of all of this dry political analysis they'll suddenly & without pausing for breath go "we'll come back to that in a minute, but I just want to talk about underpants for a second". And everyone else on the panel enthusiastically joins in talking about how comfortable these underpants are as if this is normal. I find it more embarrassing than anything else.

wait this one is genuinely irrational: the word "comptroller"

USE THE WORD CONTROLLER IT MEANS THE SAME

(why do i care? I DO NOT KNOW BUT I DO)

that word is up there with that one they use in the us its a political word wtf is it you know the one?

gubernatory!

look you cunts if you didnt know how to spell it there'd have been someone along in a fucking minute dont just guess and have it in all your fucking documents for posterity ffs

SQUARESPAAAACE!

― rudy githyanki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, December 12, 2016 1:13 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

squarespace is something i've been hearing about for a long time but i couldn't tell you anything about it really, i ahve no idea what it is apart from some web technology or app?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPKe9ksENk

xp it's a webhosting service. I think.

how is it different from foursquare

Squarespace is web hosting where you have a bunch of templates and can easily modify them to make a decent looking business page or whatever without putting in work coding or designing w/ Wordpress.

This is one that happens to me all the time now:

I'm driving along a major road and turn off into a residential area--the car in front of me also turns, but not because they're actually going anywhere. They've just pulled off the busy road to text someone. But instead of pulling to the side of the road, they let their car roll slowly forward, often weaving into the center of the street so they can't be passed. Until they finally cease moving at a stop sign and then just sit there.

lately here everybody's been aggro-driving lately.

last week this odd lady in a parking garage kept repeatedly honking at me for reasons I can't discern last week.

had someone aggressively tailgating me back from Miami last night on a two lane road, weaving side to side in the lane. and couldn't get over immediately cos there were cars clogging the right lane, tho finally was able to.

had some landscaping idiot aggressively (and illegally) pass me in the oncoming lane outside my neighborhood this morning...

lately the scary thing though is people backing out without looking, almost had my driver's side door caved in at least three times in the last two weeks by people who did that as I was going by.

in conclusion fuck cars, viva feet.

sounds pretty rational to me. just before xmas the number of crazy drivers soars. be careful.

lately the scary thing though is people backing out without looking, almost had my driver's side door caved in at least three times in the last two weeks by people who did that as I was going by.

in conclusion fuck cars, viva feet.

― Neanderthal

This'd be worse if you were on foot, I suspect.

Man, I hate everything involving VR. I hate articles about it, I hate what they look like, I hate commercials that make it seem like something someone wants, I hate the name Occulus Rift. I hate it all. But mostly I hate that it's something that keeps coming back every few years like it's a thing and not like, say, the Nintendo Virtual Boy or the defective glasses Steve Martin makes in "The Jerk."

word, i wish games people would stop trying to make VR happen, it'll always be a gimmick

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I dunno, I thought the same thing 11 years ago about 3D in films, and they finally got that to work. I tried some VR recently and it's fucking amazing, but clunky and awkward in ways which will probably disappear in another decade at most.

Counterpoint: who cares?

Weren't there some big pieces a year or so ago about how 3D is no longer the money-maker it initially seemed to be (this time around), and has already faded in financial efficacy?

no, 3d in films is still clunky and bad, or at least a gimmick

I like vr though

tbh neither is in the end state, but barring VR-style goggles or some great new screen innovation, 3D movies have a bit of a plateau. it's better than red/blue separation but movies are limited in that they are fixed perspective and on a fixed screen so we'll just get larger aspect ratio, better frame rate, and possibly better separation

vr has always been without an end point and having individualized views at a reasonable framerate is good. the video game starting point for consumer use is nice because virtual worlds now have a walking dimension. watching movies, where the director or dp no longer frame action and you can do a full range of movement, would be weird

the narrative vr video clips are fun but weird because you can draw attention, and you should, but I can still look at a blank wall while a character talks behind me

the thing with websites insisting that you disable Adblock is catching on ;_;

The checkout at tescos last night finished by saying 'ho ho ho, Merry Christmas' and instead of being a charming seasonal gimick it just sounded creepy.

That's your punishment for shopping at Tesco.

the thing with websites insisting that you disable Adblock is catching on ;_;

Fu Forbes.

A door lock that can lock but leave the key the wrong way up to extract. Or that will allow your key to turn in the barrel while attempting to lock it while not doing so. So you have to check that lock has engaged. The idea that you have to arm a lock in a too specific way when you have a head full of flu and you're in a hurry.

Is that common with locks these days.

I'm on an already p. futile quest to look for an artist/painting by searching Google Images for keywords that fit my hazy memory of the painting, which is basically not going to happen anyway, esp since I think it was just by a local-ish amateur artist and adding the place name isn't helping at all

but what's really annoying is that any such quest (see also the ILX thread asking to ID an awesome colourful stripy op-art-ish painting at some Art Basel of yore) brings up a bunch of Pinterest results, like srsly all of my results are at Pinterest apparently, and if you click on one you just arrive at some Pinterest list of eight billion paintings and as soon as you scroll down it goes NUH UH YOU NEED TO LOG IN, NO MORE THUMBNAILS FOR YOU

and even if by any chance the painting you clicked on (or any other painting you have any interest in) is on the first page it doesn't tell you anything about what the painting is or who painted it, it's just like, here are some images without attribution or context, oh noooo you can't see any more of my precious unlabelled images

tldr = FU Pinterest

Pinterest is the ABSOLUTE WORST
I have had projects where it would seem to be the ideal solution but using it makes me throw every computer/device out the window in RAGE

otm

got a speeding ticket in Valdosta in November - 86 mph in a 70 zone. valid ticket, but here's the fun part about Valdosta tickets

*they don't tell you the amount of your fine on the ticket, by design
*they give you a court appearance date
*Obviously, you can waive that date by pleading guilty - there's a spot on the ticket where you can sign to do just that, except nowhere on the ticket do they give instructions for what you're to do with the ticket after you've signed it (no envelope provided either)
*There are no instructions as to how you can pay your fine if you don't appear in court, no website info or details on how you can find out the amount of your fine
*I easily found the website searching on my own, but to pay it, you have to enter your citation number and fine amount. To get your fine amount, you either have to call a number or look at the schedule of fines they post online and find your violation on there and manually input the amount yourself.
*You make the payment, and then later you get an email telling you if you sent it to the right place and for the right amount or not
*Because I was 16 mph over, I can then get a secondary $200 "super speeder" ticket from the State of Georgia later.

wtf is this nonsense?

(tbh I'm not really 'angry' so much as I'm fairly sure I figured it out right, just amused at how ridiculously inefficient the whole process is)

I got a speeding ticket here in Southern California, pretty similar runaround bullshit. Best part is the ticket is $35... PLUS any little fee they feel like adding to it. New municipal building fund. New road construction. Starbuck's for the guys in the station fund. So it wound up being $240, would've been $300 if I had opted for traffic school; I'm poor and have a spotless driving record so I had to go for the former.

Just for the record, though, when I lived in NJ I got pulled over twice for speeding and neither time did I get points or a ticket, one dude gave me a warning and the other a small citation for not changing my address on my license (I had just moved and it slipped my mind) which wound up costing nothing when I had proof of changing it. So speed in New Jersey, I guess.

if you get caught speeding in virginia they ban you from virginia

can i get banned from kansas #bansas

Wondering if the opacity of speeding tickets in particular states has any connection to how POC in those states get fine-mined for revenues?

people who type "this is my surprised face" on FB with no actual picture to refer to.

Wondering if the opacity of speeding tickets in particular states has any connection to how POC in those states get fine-mined for revenues?

No doubt about it. Also makes it easier for cops to throw POC in jail for the slightest justification