Twitter C/D

I mean his wife was posting "hire my husband" stuff for a while, so I figured that meant unemployed.

think he mightve lost his law job after idk? or maybe he just was looking for writing work... the brueings r lowkey shady

his wife seems great but that time she was all 'if everyone tells husband how wonderful he is, maybe he'll come back on twitter' made me rmde

chipper anti abortion socialist is admitly a novel approach

isn't that all of catholic twitter or w/e

yeah i mean i guess i just dont understand that culture

yeah, left catholics are like that corner of the political matrix you didn't believe really existed

left catholics are the coolest ppl imo, get me fired up

haha nice

best part of the bruenig thing was a bunch of twitter guys being totally incredulous that anyone could possibly be unfamiliar with the "scumbag steve" meme

feel like if you're a cool twitter guy you gotta know your memes

yeah, i think a lot of twitter superstars just assume everyone else also spends 90% of their waking hours on the internet, absorbing every bad joke and microtrend

tbf scumbag steve is a very viral meme

probably, but even very viral memes have a pretty small reach if you're not on social media all the time.

i dont understand what r u doing then

like i don't assume neera tanden or heather mcghee from demos immediately thought, "obviously this is a sharp comic reference to the famous meme!"

Salaita had quit his other job and moved to take his tenure track position when they just decided to pull the offer as if they had no idea he was fond of free palestine wildin' on social media; no warning, and no job, and this is a major university system that did it

Bruenig had a day job (that he has kept) and the writing gig was part time - they definitely took a hit financially, but he was warned

basically nobody with a job should be on social media is what I learned

otm

brb deleting my anonymous twitter account before it gets hacked by russians

I can't see the replies to sosadtoday's tweets. i didn't know you could hide them?

Just in time for xmas:

https://twitter.com/hegelfan1

yeah, left catholics are like that corner of the political matrix you didn't believe really existed

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, December 15, 2016 3:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

left catholics are the coolest ppl imo, get me fired up

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 15, 2016 3:29 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i went to 12 years of catholic school, 4 of them at a jesuit high school, i know a lot of these people, at one point i identified as one, they are okay imo

rip van wanko what are you talking about, I clicked on a couple of her tweets and the replies are right there

basically nobody with a job should be on social media is what I learned

― a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto)

what i learned is that spending lots of time on social media is a great pathway to not having a job

Just in time for xmas:

https://twitter.com/hegelfan1

I find myself enjoying their choice of Twitter handle most of all

Love the ppl debating Karl Marx.

Also the one person he is following.

Its fantastic!

what i learned is that spending lots of time on social media is a great pathway to not having a job

― increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Friday, December 16, 2016 12:02 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*swallows*

Why am I a fan of Mara Wilson on Twitter? I've never even seen Matilda.

people clowning kurt eichenwald for getting a seizure is pretty gross

Did he actually have a seizure?

I mean Eichenwald is eminently clownable but I wouldn't clown him for that.

I, too, had a seizure that made me forget that I sent thousands of dollars to child pornographers

this dude,,, might not be on the level

oh wait, someone sent him a gif that apparently caused a seizure?

that's legitimately horrible behavior but frantically tweeting about a television interview, deleting all those tweets, and then immediately claiming a gif was what gave you a seizure is some timing

he's doing very well in the shit account tourney!

a new low....

https://twitter.com/grabmybutstick/status/810226475026632704

ohnoshetwint!

that account lol man

glib "clever" comparisons make up like 50% of twitter, ppl r so proud of them

she'll never top this one:

https://twitter.com/ohnoshetwitnt/status/779184559388852224

Harry Potter series of novels and films. They are a group of wizards and witches, led by the dark wizard Trump, who seek to purify the America community by eliminating the foreign or Muslim-born (wizards or witches born to non-white parents) and half-bloods, which are created when a foreign or Muslim and wizard or witch mate. They also try to create a new order

tbph it sounds batshit crazy but i'd be interested in reading this series

chipper anti abortion socialist is admitly a novel approach

― lag∞n, Thursday, 15 December 2016 20:20 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would not go to this chipper tbh

despite being raised Catholic i am not really anti-abortion. It's definitely killing something essentially human, but there aren't nearly enough of them.

are there any other issues you'd like us to know your stance on

amazing bad tweet (also great @dankmtl first reply hall of fame)

https://twitter.com/embeedub/status/727835996604268544

from

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-worst-tweets-of-2016-1789840998

Sophia Benoit ✔@1followernodad
re: saying trump has a small dick:

1)having a small dick is perfectly fine & not something to shame ppl for

2)shame his character instead
5:38 PM - 15 Nov 2016

lol this chick's bf def deactivated his account after this one

these are some really bad tweets kudos for collecting these

eh after the first 10 they're not so bad, RIP

i dont need to read that list,,, i see bad tweets every day